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Boobs That ****ing cop <spoilers>

ThereIsNoGod-
PurePwnage

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Seriously, **** that cop. I only have 300 flezz and i cant get paid for my missions because of her, thus unable to make more money. gg


lol

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

ThereIsNoGodPurePwnage Posted:

Seriously, **** that cop.


I’d love to, she’s hot.

ThereIsNoGodPurePwnage Posted:

I only have 300 flezz and i cant get paid for my missions because of her, thus unable to make more money. gg


You can get paid for missions even if you can’t talk to the contacts who’d be paying you. And you can also make money by selling your body the normal pwn/cred/delivery/sell system.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

maddsurgeon

Avatar: Denim Skirt
13

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Yeah, I was in the same situation, but the deliveries bailed me out.

Curious, though – if I needed to sell something important in the Ppwn Shop, how long would it stay there, and how much interest would I have to pay to get it back?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

maddsurgeon Posted:

Yif I needed to sell something important in the Ppwn Shop, how long would it stay there, and how much interest would I have to pay to get it back?

It would stay there for eternity, as the moment you sell it, they whisk it off to some foreign country and sell it for more Flezz than you could ever hope of earning.

Seriously, you won’t get it back.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

maddsurgeon

Avatar: Denim Skirt
13

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Sadness. Thanks for the warning. Guess it’s back to selling my body…

Lolzer69

Avatar: Rocker Chick
2

Level 13 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

If I didn’t have to pay that ****ing cop,I’d be about at a level 12 instead of were I am at. I had to give up all my money and now I don’t enough to buy the drugs to beat the ****ing forums. >_<

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Oh man, I remember that cop.

I sold my male reproductive organblaster mouse to pay that ****. :|


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

DreamWeaver

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Sold my iGoggles to pay the ****. The cop dropped in just after I gave Shallow all of my flezz, so I was pretty much ****ed.


Flaming homosexual tendencies

intooblivion

Avatar: intooblivion's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I have 1630 flezz I was saving for a sexy baby fetus grinder, but now I’ll probably have to spend it on this ****.


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Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

I had a delivery of junk worth about 1,700 flezz waiting for me, so that corrupt cop was a threat for about 5 minutes total.

windandwater

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
17

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I had heard about the cop and Shallow taking my flezz, so I saved all my deliveries and didn’t Ppwn them. I got hit by them both at the same time, too. Log in to see images!


If you’re a true Goth, where were you when we sacked Rome?

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Fortunately I was above 1000 when she contacted me, unfortunately I also played Shallow’s “game” so I had no money. I’d hate sellling my stuff.

Balloon edited this message on 03/17/2008 9:47PM

bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

i did shallows trust game ages before I did the cop (because I didn’t go back and FBO old forums for   – which would have reset my unique forums and lost me the epeen)

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

umage

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Heh… I pulled the ‘network cable’ on the guy before he could rob me, and spent it on some good sh*t before talking to him again Log in to see images!

But the last forum ate all my reserves and I still didn’t get it done and now I’m screwed by the cop for the next few days Log in to see images!

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

“Sold my iGoggles to pay the ****. The cop dropped in just after I gave Shallow all of my flezz, so I was pretty much ****ed.”

Same here, it’s even more of a pain when your a troll because I can’t buy healing items which would let me beat the fourms so I could get the money to buy healing items =P


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Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

She caught me by surprise, but I did quit out of Shallow’s game so I could stock up first. I only gave him like 20 Flezz Log in to see images!


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insert name

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 10 Re-Re

You need to deal with the cop to reach Ophelia. Thats worth it.

Hate you!

Hymir

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial

[RPG Codex]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

When the Cop came I had like 600, so that was easy, and shallow came a bit before I think, and he came when I still hadn’t sold my junk(over 1000 flezz worth too…Log in to see images!


erz

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Hey! I am so hot that zis cop contacted to me recently too!

Unfortunately I was really low on funds.

More unfortunately I had a pair of almost broken things that need to be repaired.

Even worse, sentrillion does not say how to sell my own soul for flezz Log in to see images!.

Log in to see images! erz edited this message on 03/22/2008 10:08AM

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

ccooop shshsuouldd haavee ttooppleesss aacvattere eimmo.

haalelp eeeeeett fixix itt, hambananana.

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