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Animu The saddest thing in the world.

Grapplejack

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5

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

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NotAName

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

youtube. the pepole in youtube.

Treforce

Avatar: Code (Blue)
12

[Necrimanci]

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Fogdiver

Avatar: Code (Green)
11

[TrollHammer]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

The episode of Fresh Prince where Will’s dad comes back.

Jackstarr

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

dunno how to embed this vid but this is sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ-vHqx-V-A

actually.. kind of more infuriating but pretty damn sad if u have any sense of empathy…

...

lol.. empathy.

Anonymous1482

Avatar: 57397 Tue Feb 10 23:58:39 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Anonymous1482

Avatar: 57397 Tue Feb 10 23:58:39 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Anonymous1482

Avatar: 57397 Tue Feb 10 23:58:39 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Anonymous1482

Avatar: 57397 Tue Feb 10 23:58:39 -0500 2009
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

While goin’ the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo

While goin’ the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo

While goin’ the road to sweet Athy

A stick in me hand and a drop in me eye

A doleful damsel I heard cry,

Johnny I hardly knew ye.

With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo

With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo

With your drums and guns and drums and guns

The enemy nearly slew ye

Oh my darling dear, Ye look so fabulous person

Johnny I hardly knew ye.

Where are your eyes that were so mild, hurroo, hurroo

Where are your eyes that were so mild, hurroo, hurroo

Where are your eyes that were so mild

When my heart you so beguiled

Why did ye run from me and the child

Oh Johnny, I hardly knew ye.

Where are your legs that used to run, hurroo, hurroo

Where are your legs that used to run, hurroo, hurroo

Where are your legs that used to run

When you went for to carry a gun

Indeed your dancing days are done

Oh Johnny, I hardly knew ye.

I’m happy for to see ye home, hurroo, hurroo

I’m happy for to see ye home, hurroo, hurroo

I’m happy for to see ye home

All from the island of Sulloon

So low in flesh, so high in bone

Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye.

Ye haven’t an arm, ye haven’t a leg, hurroo, hurroo

Ye haven’t an arm, ye haven’t a leg, hurroo, hurroo

Ye haven’t an arm, ye haven’t a leg

Ye’re an armless, boneless, chickenless egg

Ye’ll have to put with a bowl out to beg

Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye.

They’re rolling out the guns again, hurroo, hurroo

They’re rolling out the guns again, hurroo, hurroo

They’re rolling out the guns again

But they never will take our sons again

No they never will take our sons again

Johnny I’m swearing to ye.

Crocen

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[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
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Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Dom DeLuise, actor, comedian and chef, dies at 75

also

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digusting.

and sad.

you giving th BP to me

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Lord Shplane Posted:

George Carlin died.

I think this wins

Raos

Avatar: Plague Victim
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

A very special alcoholic jew child in WWII with a dog dying from terminal cancer.

derfboy23

Avatar: 138118 Tue May 26 01:48:15 -0400 2009
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Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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derfboy23

Avatar: 138118 Tue May 26 01:48:15 -0400 2009
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Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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The saddest thing of all

JayZJay

Avatar: 135311 2022-11-07 22:15:10 +0000
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[Entropy]

Level 69 Hacker

Currrently trying to break Biden's record of little girls sniffed

Raos Posted:

A very special alcoholic jew child in WWII with a dog dying from terminal cancer.

Oscar Gold?

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Raos

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1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

JayZJay Posted:

Oscar Gold?

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Yeah or a baby chimpanzee trying to reanimate its dead mother during 6 hours.

Scruffy McWa-
llace

Avatar: 40505 Fri Oct 24 15:09:14 -0400 2008
5

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Admira Ismic and Bosko Brkic were dubbed “Romeo and Juliet” because of their clashing ethnic backgrounds — she was Muslim, he was Serbian — and their tragic end. The two were both 25 years old, and had been together for nine years. They decided to flee Sarajevo in May 1993, when a Serb stranglehold on the city was at its height, to escape to safety, anywhere else.

Friends in the Muslim government army promised them safe pbumage out of the city. They walked confidently from Bosnian government front lines in the heart of the city past snipers and towards the bridge they would take out of Sarajevo and into Grbavica, a Serb-held territory. From there they hoped to go on to Belgrade — and a new life.

But as they crossed the Vrbanja bridge in broad daylight, over the Miljacka River into Serb territory, Bosko was shot by sniper fire, and died. Ismic, also wounded by sniper fire, crawled to her childhood sweetheart, put an arm around him, and died at his side, never trying to escape to safety herself.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

My existence.

Scruffy McWa-
llace

Avatar: 40505 Fri Oct 24 15:09:14 -0400 2008
5

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Most of the time, bridges were kept in a position to let ships pbum freely in the water but at certain times of day, trains also had to travel and cross the river, using the drawbridge. The switchman’s job was to make sure to extend the bridge for the train at certain times, then get the drawbridge back out of the way again so that water vehicles could travel as normal.

One day, a switchman noted the approach of the train and began to operate the appropriate controls to lock the drawbridge into place. He watched the train headlights get closer, and double-checked the drawbridge, only to notice that the locking mechanisms weren’t actually locking like they should! If these were not locked properly when the train began to cross the river, it would jump the track and crash far down below, into the river.

He noted that, according to his schedule, the particular train in question happened to be a pbumenger train, and this further heightened his dilemma.

Luckily, the drawbridge keeper had been trained for emergency situations, so he knew he could simply dash from the control room and to a control box nearby, to hold a specific lever into place and lock the drawbridge manually. He’d noticed the flawed lock in time, so he dashed outside to manually lock the drawbridge, relieved that he’d been taught this safety tactic.

With the level held firm, the train neared and the rumbling of engine and wheels on the track grew, and the switchman knew he should brace himself soon for the train.

Just then, he heard a sound which made his blood run cold!

“Daddy…Daddy where are you?”

It was his 5 year old son, crossing part of the tracks to come find him.

“Run, son – RUN!!!” the father shouted

But the train was fast approaching and the father’s words were caught up in the thunder of the train’s noise.

He released the lever for a moment, in order to run and grab his son – but realized that the train was approaching with much greater speed than he had anticipated. He’d never be fast enough to run to grab his son, then make it back in time to hold the drawbridge lever in place again before the train reached the river crossing! If he didn’t hold the lever, all the pbumengers on the oncoming train would crash into the river, most likely, all would die from a plunge of that distance overhead to the river below.

With an agonizing cry, he grasped the lever as the train sped forward.

Nobody aboard the train ever noticed the tiny, broken body flung violently and mercilessly into the river by the train. Nobody ever hear the dreaded splash of the young body plunging into the river. Nobody was ever aware of the sobbing man, still hanging on to the lever long minutes after the train was gone and out of sight.

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