was Posted:

I have never been to /b/, so they are new to me.

and you probably won’t for another week. It’s been shut down due to mbumive CP threads. if you do want to find where they’ve went, /gif/ and /x/, which sucks because i like the creepypasta /x/ has, now it’s flooded with GIRUGAMESH!!

The saddest thing ever? YOU.

Johnny Got His Gun, by Dalton Trumbo.

Joe Bonham, a young soldier serving in World War I, awakes in a hospital bed after being caught in the blast of an exploding artillery shell. He gradually realizes that he has lost all of his mobility and his senses except for touch — he has lost his arms, legs, eyes, nose, ears, tongue, both jaws and all of his face — but that his mind functions perfectly, leaving him a prisoner in his own body. He tries to die by suffocating himself but he has been given a tracheotomy, which he cannot remove or control. He attempts to communicate with his doctors by banging his head on his pillow in Morse code. His wish is that he may be put in a glbum tube and tour the country, to show people the true horrors of war. His wish is never granted, however, and it is implied that he will live the rest of his natural life in this condition.

As he drifts between reality and fantasy, he remembers his old life with his family and girlfriend, and reflects upon the myths and realities of war. He also forms a bond, of sorts, with a young nurse who senses his plight.

The saddest thing… the fact that half of the entries to this competition are products of Google.

MOOGLEFIGHTER Posted:

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died.

thank you Patrick

I think http://despair.com/ is the saddest because the whole website is filled with stuff that over time will make you depressed and have an empty laugh at stuff you used to think was funny. Depression is the deepest type of saddness.

Milldan Posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWJ3qzk5kHo&feature=channel_page

Sadest song ever *cries*

Are you kidding? A song parody. What a ****ty, ****ty way to memorialize someone. Someone could’ve made something new or they could’ve just done a rendition of a beautiful song. Nope, let’s switch the words to ONE verse (we miss her, but **** let’s not go crazy, we got some Warcraft to play), making sure to drain subtlety and imagery from it.

Reminds me of the song Weird Al did for Princess Diana.

People are actually buying Twilight.

George Carlin died.