“Fantastic! I have won yet another Medal and I am well on my way to becoming the sexiest man on Forumwarz, quite the coveted title indeed!” Exclaimed Fortunato as he strolled around his master bedroom wearing naught but an open silk housecoat. “Perhaps I shall see with whom I will be competing with in Dom in this upcoming week”

Login – fortunato@smail.com Pbumword – lovecannon**********

Fortunato – YO YO YO

Fortunato – Oh kittiejenn I love you so much

kittiejenn – Hey Fortunato I heard you were in the running for Forumwarz Top Model

Fortunato – Yes I am, it’s important that you vote for me. And also have sex with me.

Fortunato – So kittiejenn what’s your sign?

Ricket – srtop it

kittiejenn – Gemini, you?

Fortunato – I’m an aquarius

Fortunato – So. About the sex…

Fortunato – MY male reproductive organ MY male reproductive organ MY male reproductive organ

kittiejenn – My robe and wizard hat are in the wash, I hope that’s okay

Dunatis – Ricket? Fortunato? Raiding special week? How in the hell did I end up in such a high bracket? At least I get to be in on some sweet cybering!

Fortunato – that’s fine wizard hats are gay

kittiejenn – k I liek your robe

Shii – Pfft. You’re a cat, you should vote for your fellow animals as Top Model. Like me, for instance. ^-^

kittiejenn – Log in to see images!

Dunatis – That’s a reason I’m voting for my fellow wolf Log in to see images!

Fortunato – coo my sexy silk robe

kittiejenn – Fortunato I am going to have crazy sex with you for the new IDC filter coQUI coQUI

Fortunato – Come to my house sexy kittiejenn

Fortunato – ilu kittiejenn

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“Done and done my sexy little kitten, of sex. But I must prepare myself!” Fortunato leaps from his chair and rushes to the washroom where he rubs oil all over his body until he is glistening all over. He only just finished when a crashing sound comes form the front foyer. Rushing from his room to check the commotion he finds that his front door has been smashed in and that kittiejenn had been the one to smash it down.

“Crazy sexin’ times!” she shouts as she points at him before running madly up the stairs and tackling him onto the bed with a resounding glomp! But in grabbing his shaft finding it to be soft and malleable. “Murr?” She exclaims sadly.

“You simply came faster than I expected my love.” Fort exclaims confidently, “I was unable to fully prepare myself for your arrival.”

“Then I will prep the love cannon in your stead.” She cries out before quickly engulfing his member in her tiny mouth and sucking with a zeal normally reserved for the Spanish Inquisition. Except theirs had to do with killing heretics, not the sexin’s.

“Surely you could send a golf ball through a garden hose, but I am no mere golf ball. I am a cannonball! A shiny cannonball! Of love! And also that is a cannon, not a garden hose!” Having gotten him fully erect by this time kittiejenn backed off and could only stare in wonder.

“I’ll say, why that must be approximately exactly 15.81 inches long!”

“It may only be 22nd place in size dearest kittiejenn but I use it better than the #1!” He says as he begins to get up in order to prove his point only to be pushed back down by kittiejenn who begins to straddle him.

“You stay down, darling Fort.” She tells him as she puts his raging boner inside of herself. “I am well versed in peens myself.” She then starts to ride Fortunato wildly, like a cowboy riding a wild stallion at a rodeo. Only she is a cowgirl, and the stallion is Fortunato who is on his back if you know what I mean.

Not about to be outdone, Fort swings her around after about 3 hours of crazy sex and throws her onto her belly where he starts to plow into her doggy style to her appreciative moans.

“I cannot hold out any longer!” Fort cries, followed by a disappointed whimper from kittiejenn.

“What? Done so soon?” She sadly asks.

“What? No! I simply cannot hold back telling the world of our love anymore!” He then leans back and grabs his laptop which he then places on kittiejenn’s back where he types even as they has the wild crazy sex.

Inconnu – at first I was like “lol” but then I went like “omg lol”

Inertia – Well, lol THIS!

Kongming – lol

Fortunato – whoopie

Fortunato – Kittiejenn and me are totally having sex RIGHT NOW

Dunatis – Dammit, I was at work and couldn’t get the camera set up in time!!!

Fortunato – **** you and your work my love with KJ will outlast any attempts to capture it on film

Dunatis – Well, if you’re going to be that way, I believe that fanfic heading back in time with my magical powers in order to write down these events as they occur only to post them later on this week is the only appropriate response!!! Also I am a shapeshifter werewolf who can breathe fire and has super strength. Just putting that out there.

Fortunato – That would be amazing dunatis. Describe our love in great detail please. Graphic detail.

“Enough typing! Now we reverse positions!” Cries kittiejenn as she flings off the computer into the wall where it explodes in a shower of sparks during which time she flings Fortunato into the same position she was in as she maneuvers behind him.

“Is that what I think it is?” He asks incredulously

“Yes! It is my own 20.00” peen! I told you that I had experience, and also I am surprised that you had not noticed it before.” She tells him as she gets into position.

“Well, as they say, love hurts and ours is a huge and powerful love indeed!” He braces as she enters his bumhole and begins to pump away.

“What was all that typing about anyways?” She asks as she enters the 7th hour of their lovemaking sex.

“Someone has offered to chronicle our love in graphic detail though he really should be here by now, given that he said he’d travel through time. He’s probably full of **** anyways. Unlike the shining truth of our love!” It was at this time that he looked out the window for no good reason only to see a werewolf floating outside with it’s face plastered to the window watching their every move.

“Aha! I told you I would chronicle the whole thing and have been flying outside your window doing just that for the whole time!” he said directly into their minds because he can do that too, along with the flying and knowing what they are saying even without hearing.

“Then we will not disappoint!” Shouts out kittiejenn as she reaches around to give Fortunato the reach around, only to suddenly spin both herself and him and using either hand to aim both mbumive male reproductive organs towards the window where their combined spray breaks through and knocks the unsuspecting Dunatis 4 city blocks away where he lands with a splat. Knowing that to be the finale he did what any normal person would do and began to lick himself clean while fapping to add to the mess himself.

THE END

I can say without a word of a lie that this is the single greatest piece of fanfic I have ever written in my life, and I challenge others to do worse better! I think even the great Snapesnogger would be impressed.Log in to see images!

Dunatis Posted:

“It may only be 22nd place in size dearest kittiejenn but I use it better than the #1!”

I doubt it. Log in to see images!

scully Posted:

I doubt it. Log in to see images!

liez

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SO MUCH WORK FOR SUCH A SMALL GAIN

not enough hot sex action