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PC Games Episode Three Update

Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

And this time, it’s not a prank by MC Banhammer.

Blog Update

I’m personally most excited about this part:

Evil Trout Posted:

Episode 3 is the last piece of the mythology, as far as we’ve written it. People keep asking me what we have planned for the game after that. Well, just because this particular storyline ends doesn’t mean we can’t create others. We aren’t about to abandon the franchise just because what we initially wrote runs out!

RebirthThom

Avatar: 18189 Sat Dec 20 10:58:29 -0500 2008
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

October? Still too long for me!

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
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[Leafy Green Vegeta-
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Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

I’m really excited about the Combat Revamp, specifically:

I’ll need a bunch of volunteers from every clbum to help test the new mechanics
.

Is this going to be just a “sign your name and get on the list” thing, or is Trout just going to pick a reasonable cross section of the playerbase, based on the recommendations of people whose opinions he trusts?

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Sounds awesome. Really can’t wait D:

Leechbait

Avatar: 38669 Mon Nov 03 13:38:26 -0500 2008
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

I’m really excited about the Combat Revamp, specifically:

.

Is this going to be just a “sign your name and get on the list” thing, or is Trout just going to pick a reasonable cross section of the playerbase, based on the recommendations of people whose opinions he trusts?

i nominate this guy for testing first on the list okay

Rage_****

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

I’m really excited about the Combat Revamp, specifically:

.

Is this going to be just a “sign your name and get on the list” thing, or is Trout just going to pick a reasonable cross section of the playerbase, based on the recommendations of people whose opinions he trusts?

This is a serious concern. I’d say that handpicked players would be better, because this would lead to more trustful opinions, and probably, better eyes to notice bugs.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Can I be part of Episode 3 Beta so I can get exclusive information that will put me ahead in the game?

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
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[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Inertia Posted:

Can I be part of Episode 3 Beta so I can get exclusive information that will put me ahead in the game?

As soon as you send me the Brownie Points for beating your bum at MyBute.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

ET will need testers from all clbumes and levels.

I volunteer to be part of the test group.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Hm, it is getting a bit closer to EP3 isn’t it?

Also:

blog Posted:

Googhole?

lmao, that’s p bad even for you guys, I’m glad you went with Sentrillion Log in to see images! Johnny Mac edited this message on 04/21/2009 8:15AM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Johnny Mac Posted:

Hm, it is getting a bit closer to EP3 isn’t it?

Also:

lmao, that’s p bad even for you guys, I’m glad you went with Sentrillion Log in to see images!

LOL. It’s kind of embarrbuming that ET posted that.

Must’ve been from our first “meeting,” many moons ago…we were so young, so naive…

Evil Trout

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Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

LOL. It’s kind of embarrbuming that ET posted that.

Must’ve been from our first “meeting,” many moons ago…we were so young, so naive…

Remember when you wanted our deliveries to be called .gifts?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

It might be fun to do a “What If” day, where you rename everything with the worst brainstorming names you had come up with Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

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Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Evil Trout Posted:

Remember when you wanted our deliveries to be called .gifts?

I still do. And if our community was honest with itself for one minute, they would agree.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I still do. And if our community was honest with itself for one minute, they would agree.

Sweet, another thread to ridicule you in.

Rage_****

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

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MC Banhammer Posted:

It might be fun to do a “What If” day, where you rename everything with the worst brainstorming names you had come up with Log in to see images!

Good idea. I’d do that on 2010’s April 1st!!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Evil Trout Posted:

Sweet, another thread to ridicule you in.

Hahaha, what a wonderful, accurate response.

I like the idea of naming everything the worst thing you can think of.

Razmos

Avatar: 15497 Sat Mar 28 13:48:01 -0400 2009
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[Throne of Blood]

Level 62 Emo Kid

I am a happy pirate apple!

Thats pretty awesome news. Its going to be interesting to see how the storyline will branch off after it finishes in Episode 3.

Testing sounds cool. Would love to help Log in to see images!

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