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Gay IF YOU GO DOWN TO FLAMEBATE TODAY YOU'LL GET AN UGLY SUPRISE: ROUND 2

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

Protein_Pump Posted:

FORTUNATO

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THE PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HEEEEEEEERRREEEE, AND OH **** IT TOOK OF ITS MASK. JOIN THE PHANTOM AS HE DESPERATELY TRIES TO GET A GIRL AS DRUNK AS POSSIBLE SO SHE WILL ROLL AROUND WITH HIM IN A BRIEF AND TERRIFYING ORDEAL. SO WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MR POTATO HEAD WITH A DISFIGURED PHANTOM? YOU GUESSED RIGHT KIDS

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Phantom of the opera has a cape, loser.

Protein_Pump

Avatar: harblgar

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“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/543760

LOLOL SO YOU WANT TO BE ON TOP BOY? WELL I HAVE SAD NEWS FOR YOU I’M AFRAID YOUR ROLE AS A SEXUAL SUBMISSIVE IS SET IN STONE AND WAS ONLY REINFORCED BY THIS SET OF PICTURES

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YOU MAKE THIS FUNNY PUCKERED UP LIPS EXPRESSION IN EVERY PHOTO. THIS CAN ONLY BE ATTRIBUTED TO A SERIOUS MOUTH INJURY FROM SOME OVER-ZEALOUS male reproductive organ SUCKING. ALSO LOL AT THIS PICTURE, YOU HAVE ONE EYE HALF SHUT AND YOUR LIPS PUCKERED UP NICE AND READY. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST GOT DONE SUCKING OFF EVIL TROUT AND HE PULLED OUT AND great timesMED IN YOUR EYE. THEN YOU RUSHED TO THE BATHROOM TO QUICKLY TAKE A PICTURE OF IT. POOR JB ONE DAY YOU MIGHT GET YOUR male reproductive organ IN A GUYS bum BUT IF EVEN EVIL TROUT CAN DOMINATE YOU I DOUBT IT.

Protein_Pump edited this message on 04/16/2009 11:10AM

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Context Posted:

Phantom of the opera has a cape, loser.

WOMEN TYPICALLY HAVE woman's genitalsS LOSER.

/BURN


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Protein_Pump Posted:

JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/543760

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errrm ok. jb looks relly good in that pic unliek in 1st round


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Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

I’d jizz in JB’s eye tbh. Log in to see images!

Protein_Pump

Avatar: harblgar

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“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

TELL EVIL TROUT THAT, HE MIGHT LET HIM HAVE HIS FIRST TASTE OF PENETRATIVE SEX

EDIT. I’LL DO THE REST OF THE fabulous personS LATER FEEL FREE TO AIDS UP THIS THREAD HOWEVER YOU WANT. CONTEXT HAS BEEN HELLBANNED BY NOW ANYWAY PROBABLY

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Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

Protein_Pump Posted:

TELL EVIL TROUT THAT, HE MIGHT LET HIM HAVE HIS FIRST TASTE OF PENETRATIVE SEX

AFTER ALL THE YEARS OF HOLDING THE VIDEO CAMERA FOR HIM HE ****ING OWES ME!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Aww. I was looking forward to more.

I love how everyone is disagreeing with Protein as if he’s going to be like, “WEELLLL OK YOUR RIGHT I TAKE IT ALL BACK SORRY DOLDOE” or something.

If he started actually being nice to any of the entrants that would defeat the purpose of the thread. Gtfo and let him rant. You’re sucking up all the funny.


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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Shii Posted:

You’re sucking up all the funny.

Sorry, Shii. I know how much you like doing that; sorry for stealing your fun. It’s just that, well, we thought maybe someone else could have a chance to ruin a thread for once Log in to see images!


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Jalapeno Boo-
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Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Thanks for the support, ladies! Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Me, according to Protein Pump’s disturbingly detailed homoerotic fantasies. Your gaydar needs a tune-up, kid!

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Protein_Pump

Avatar: harblgar

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“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Thanks for the support, ladies! Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Me, according to Protein Pump’s disturbingly detailed homoerotic fantasies. Your gaydar needs a tune-up, kid!

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DAMN YOU GOT ME, THIS THREAD IS MERELY AN OUTLET FOR MY REPRESSED ANGER AND SEXUAL CONFUSION.

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I NEED A HUG.

SRSLY.

AH WELL BACK TO BUSINESS… Log in to see images!


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Protein_Pump

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JOHNNY MAC

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WHERE DO I START? THE BAFFLING CHOICE OF LOCALE MIXED WITH THE FORMALITY OF THE PROM ONLY LEADS ME TO BELIEVE POOR JOHNNY HAS A HAD A TERRIBLE, TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD. I CAN PICTURE POOR JOHN NOW STRAPPED TO HIS HIGH CHAIR WHILE HIS MOTHER STARS IN great times PORN SCREAMING FOR MORE great times WHILE JOHN WAILS AND WAILS UNTIL MOMMY FEEDS HIM SOME ‘SPECIAL’ OATMEAL AFTERWARDS.


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KOZAK
WELL WHICH PIC DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA PICK ON?
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SUP 000? YOU LOOK VEY SCARY WITH YOUR WEAPON, HOWEVER WITH A BUILD LIKE THAT YOU BETTER HIT ME WITH THE FIRST BULLET, THE RECOIL WOULD THROW YOU OFF YOUR FEET MOST LIKLEY.

ALSO LULZ WHAT A DISGUSTING OUTIE YOU HAVE, REALLY ITS ABOUT WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM WHAT’S UNDERNEATH THE TOWEL.
THINK BEFORE YOU PUT NUDES ON THE NET MAN
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NOTJOEPESCI

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AHH HERE WE ARE AGAIN BACK IN THE enjoy CABINET NJP CALLS HOME. I LIKED THIS PICTURE MORE AS HE IS COVERING HIS FACE WITH HIS HANDS, RESULTING IN A FAR BETTER OVERALL LOOK. RATHER THAN JAMES BOND NJP REMINDS ME OF AN OVERTLY CAMP VILLAIN, WATCHING ON WITH SADNESS AS BOND ****S THE GIRL. HE CAN’T BE JAWS DUE TO HIS GENERAL LACK OF TEETH, I WOULD SAY RANDOM HENCHMAN #1 THAT GETS SHOT IN THE FIRST SCENE.


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Protein_Pump

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OLEG MORDASHOV

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AHH THE RETURN OF THE ABOMINABLE COCONUT. THANKFULLY THE CHILD’S DRAWING SKILLS ARE IMPROVING SLOWLY AND OLEG LOOKS MORE LIKE A CHUBBY GERMAN-RUSSIAN HERE THAN A FRUIT. HE LOOKS MORE LIKE ODDJOBS WHITE very special COUSIN THAN JAMES BOND BUT W/E. INSTEAD OF HATS HE COULD THROW COCONUTS MAYBE? I’M JUST SPITBALLING HERE


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Protein_Pump

Avatar: harblgar

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“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

LAST AND LETS FACE IT LEAST

SHII

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I CAN PICTURE THE SCENE.

SHII WOKE UP AND THOUGHT **** I GOTTA IMPRESS THESE PRICKS WITH MY UGLY FEATURES AND OUTRAGEOUSLY BAD BEARD HOW AM I GOING TO DO THAT?

SIMPLE I’LL BORROW MY DAD’S BEST SUIT AND MY MOM’S SUNGLbumES, WON’T WASH MY HAIR (GREASY IS PART OF THE LOOK) SUCK OFF A PbumING DOG AND PICK MY NOSE A FEW TIMES. PLEAD THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE IN THE WORLD TO HAVE MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH HIS CAR FOR 10 SECONDS AND TRY NOT TO GET DOG SEMEN ALL OVER THE UPHOLSTERY.

THAT IS HOW THIS IMAGE CAME ONTO THE INTERNET I’M SURE OF IT.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Lmao

I love you NotJoePesci and I’d love to visit your enjoy cabinet.

EDIT: And lol, I’m surprised you didn’t rip on my car. Log in to see images!

(The suit actually is mine; my family is 6 hours away.) Other than that, p accurate.

Shii edited this message on 04/16/2009 4:09PM

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Protein_Pump

Avatar: harblgar

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

RIGHT I THINK THAT’S EVERYONE. I’LL OBVIOUSLY BE BACK TO WITNESS THE ‘SEDUCE ME’ ROUND OF THE CONTEST

REMEMBER I HATE YOU ALL

WITH CONTEMPT

PP


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Potilas

Avatar: 149302 Sun Apr 19 07:42:31 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Protein_Pump Posted:

RIGHT I THINK THAT’S EVERYONE. I’LL OBVIOUSLY BE BACK TO WITNESS THE ‘SEDUCE ME’ ROUND OF THE CONTEST

REMEMBER I HATE YOU ALL

WITH CONTEMPT

PP

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