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Poll SM Dance Off - VOTE HERE AND STUFF
Poll: Who Danced the Dance Best?
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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

Alrighty here goes the voting. Here are the entries in alphabetical order:

anonymoushaxor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vWq6VDmPuY

BloodyDemise:

http://www.flurl.com/video/38046758__bloodydemise_dances_for_forumwarz.htm

Context:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR-nAFqbSRY

generichaxor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-_V4umZU0w

Peregrine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XpHzb3rQC0

Winner of the random post BP was Chawin. Congrats! Voting will be up until 12:00am April 15 server time.

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

Guys vote for me Log in to see images!

SplodgeMonkey

Avatar: Baby Typing
3

Level 25 Permanoob

“Moron”

Disclaimer: My opinions don’t matter.

Anonymoushaxor: Points for the public embarrbumment factor, guy on the right is really into it but the guy on the left looks like he doing this at gunpoint. Really awkward glances towards the other guy probably make it funnier but the contrast between the dancers is a bit distracting for me.

Bloodydemise: Where the hell’s the music? *turns speaker up* Is your CD player broken? All I hear is static. *turns speaker up some more* I can hear it now but there’s godawful screeching now. Is my speaker broken? Any way, those are some awesome hip swings that make me wonder where I shove the dollar bills.

Context: Now THAT’S cute, the plush toys were a neat little bonus but I was already getting that ‘I’m a pedophile for watching this’ vibe the moment you walked down the stairs. What was so good about this one was all the fun you looked like you were have during the entire song. Also the sign, the sign made me LOL. Log in to see images!

Generichaxor: Gah, shaky cam! Regardless, through the entire video I couldn’t understand what I was watching. Not much singing, the dancing was done entirely by the other girls and it wasn’t even all that funny. The crowd seemed to be loving it but I wasn’t.

Peregrine: Another one who can use dem hips, ‘kind of quiet’ music gives off the impression of a guy who shouldn’t be belly dancing alone in his room making this really funny. Also, just when I think I’m watching a hula-hoop contest, the head shake appears and I giggle again. This was a fun video with some nice moves to it, a great entry.

SplodgeMonkey edited this message on 04/14/2009 3:41AM

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

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IF YOU FAPPED VOTE FOR ME

and if you didn’t fap, vote for me anyway and I’ll try harder to make you feel like an awkward pedophile next time

Log in to see images! Context edited this message on 04/14/2009 4:34AM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

How could it not be Context. I was feeling like a dirty old man watching that little display. Log in to see images!

Leechbait

Avatar: 38669 Mon Nov 03 13:38:26 -0500 2008
15

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

is anonymoushaxor the one on the right who is awesome or the one on the left who is ****

matters for voting purposes

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

bloodydemise had the moves and major points for song choice…..

But gotta go for Context.

She seemed like she had fun. Plus the fact that she’s the resident jailbait coupled with the fact that she chose a lazytown song, making me think of MORE jailbait. She gets my vote.

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

SplodgeMonkey Posted:

Disclaimer: My opinions don’t matter.

Bloodydemise: Where the hell’s the music? *turns speaker up* Is your CD player broken? All I hear is static. *turns speaker up some more* I can hear it now but there’s godawful screeching now. Is my speaker broken? Any way, those are some awesome hip swings that make me wonder where I shove the dollar bills.

Youtube stole my audio so I had to get someone to upload the video for me. I can hear the music fine with my speakers turned up a bit about 20sec into the video. Who knows, eh?

What_tha_Fox

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
2

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

I Lo’ed hard at BloodyDemise, but my vote is for Context Log in to see images!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

The way I see things, there is no shame whatsoever in losing to Context.

Have so far resisted the temptation to vote for myself. Log in to see images!

lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

TEAM PEREGRINE FTW.

vote vote vote vote vote

treasure trails = yumm.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

OMG Didn’t even see others voted for CONTEXT

TM me for LAZYTOWN PORN!!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Inertia Posted:

OMG Didn’t even see others voted for CONTEXT

TM me for LAZYTOWN PORN!!

Upvoting context posts!!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

good contest Log in to see images!

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

voted for context because i’ve never heard of the rest of you contestants

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

Aw I’m glad my 5 hours of dancing like a freak/editing hasn’t gone unappreciated.

Thanks for the support everyone who is supporting me… think of yourselves as like… my bra… but online.

Virtual_Thief

Avatar: 154828 Fri Mar 27 08:28:00 -0400 2009
5

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

Wow Physics, thats probably the very best reason for voting I’ve ever heard. Good on you mate for making the effort to click that mouse! No, really! I am proud. Now go jerk off to some Potter slash fic.

Thank Christ not everyone in the world votes based on merit, where would we be then?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

context will win this contest!

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

Firstly you people are out of control. Secondly my opinions matter and you should read the following and base your vote off of them.

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anonymoushaxor: looked like something you did for school and you just kinda copy/pasta it here

BloodyDemise: WOW! you are even gayer than peregrine! that’s amazing

Context: Iseewhatyoudidthar. But sadly at the end of the vidya i failed to great times Log in to see images!. Maybe it’s the ssri im on maybe it was you. Either way it doesn’t matter because i didn’t get off.

generichaxor: see anonymoushaxor

Peregrine: Again I failed to blow my load. It was like the whole vidya was one big tease with no payoff.

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All and all this contest left me with blue balls.

Generic Racist edited this message on 04/14/2009 9:43AM
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