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Generic Raci-
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Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

A year ago I was babysitting my step cousin. She’s 12. 5’0” and has the lightest, most insanely beautiful beach-blonde hair, 100% natural. Her skin is a gorgeous milky white, not pasty but porcelain. Her cheeks are always flushed and her lips are naturally thick and reddish-pink. Anyway she’s like a doll, she’s real perfect and thin, with a cute slightly upturned ski slope nose.. This story isn’t copypasta, it’s 100% truth. We were watching a movie in her bedroom together and sitting on my lap. I began to think less about the movie and more about her. I was getting a boner from the pressure of her sitting down on my male reproductive organ and it was just about to make its way through my jeans. She shifted in my lap, which made a ****load of pregreat times seep out. I couldn’t take it anymore. I NEEDED to go into the bathroom and FAP. VIGOROUSLY. I wasn’t wearing a belt this day, by the way, which was just ****ing perfect.

“Hey I’m going to the bathroom for a sec ok?” “Mm hm” and as I stood up my jeans fell down, exposing my boner, which stuck out through the opening in my boxers. I switched immediately to for-****s-sake-god-make-me-invisible mode because I knew she was going to see my big stupid male reproductive organ. She stared, mouth open at my erection for a moment that seemed like forever. Her eyes on me made me even more pre-jizz leak out onto the fluffy white carpet.

“Daniel, did you want to **** me?”

“What, did you?” I asked, pulling up my jeans.

“You got me very wet,” she sighed, staring down at her lilac knee socks.

“I do want you,” I admitted.

Turned out she had a male reproductive organ and raped me in the bum. I cry every night about it. But I guess that’s life.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

This reeks of copypasta tl;dr


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Generic Raci-
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Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

bolded for illiterate fine upstanding member of societys

Generic Racist Posted:

A year ago I was babysitting my step cousin. She’s 12. 5’0” and has the lightest, most insanely beautiful beach-blonde hair, 100% natural. Her skin is a gorgeous milky white, not pasty but porcelain. Her cheeks are always flushed and her lips are naturally thick and reddish-pink. Anyway she’s like a doll, she’s real perfect and thin, with a cute slightly upturned ski slope nose.. This story isn’t copypasta, it’s 100% truth. We were watching a movie in her bedroom together and sitting on my lap. I began to think less about the movie and more about her. I was getting a boner from the pressure of her sitting down on my male reproductive organ and it was just about to make its way through my jeans. She shifted in my lap, which made a ****load of pregreat times seep out. I couldn’t take it anymore. I NEEDED to go into the bathroom and FAP. VIGOROUSLY. I wasn’t wearing a belt this day, by the way, which was just ****ing perfect.

“Hey I’m going to the bathroom for a sec ok?” “Mm hm” and as I stood up my jeans fell down, exposing my boner, which stuck out through the opening in my boxers. I switched immediately to for-****s-sake-god-make-me-invisible mode because I knew she was going to see my big stupid male reproductive organ. She stared, mouth open at my erection for a moment that seemed like forever. Her eyes on me made me even more pre-jizz leak out onto the fluffy white carpet.

“Daniel, did you want to **** me?”

“What, did you?” I asked, pulling up my jeans.

“You got me very wet,” she sighed, staring down at her lilac knee socks.

“I do want you,” I admitted.

Turned out she had a male reproductive organ and raped me in the bum. I cry every night about it. But I guess that’s life.


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