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The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

FEEL FREE TO NOTIFY ME IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR FALCON

I just gagged and raped Supermerk with a coca cola bottle filled with mentos. It was so amazing! The coke came out of her vag at some point, so then I turned her over and stuck a handkerchief in her bum and lit it on fire.


Supermerk is a gagged, coca cola squirting, molotov male reproductive organtail.


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The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

FEEL FREE TO NOTIFY ME IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR FALCON

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

The baroness is bored. SHE’S DANGEROUS WHEN SHE’S BORED


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Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

**** was so hot i can’t remember anything


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Supermerk

Avatar: 118979 2010-10-23 17:38:18 -0400
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Level 69 Hacker

i would let osama bin laden jihad in my woman's genitals

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Looming

Avatar: 53492 Mon Nov 24 17:14:02 -0500 2008
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Looming is now a meme.

It was like drinking from the cup of human kindness, only furrier.

Looming edited this message on 04/09/2009 7:27PM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

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[2009-04-09 16:05:44] <Baroness> im bored
[2009-04-09 16:05:50] <hi> me too: (
[2009-04-09 16:05:55] <Baroness> still wanna cyber merk?
[2009-04-09 16:06:00] <Adapt> we could all hang ourselfs?
[2009-04-09 16:06:05] <Adapt> or we go go bowling
[2009-04-09 16:06:12] <supermerk> BOWLING
[2009-04-09 16:06:15] <Baroness> hanging
[2009-04-09 16:06:17] <hi> Bowling?
[2009-04-09 16:06:18] <Baroness> aw crap
[2009-04-09 16:06:20] <Baroness> a tie
[2009-04-09 16:06:20] <Adapt> one vote for each
[2009-04-09 16:06:21] <supermerk> let's cyber whilst bowling
[2009-04-09 16:06:22] <hi> was ist das?
[2009-04-09 16:06:26] <Adapt> two for bowling now
[2009-04-09 16:06:32] <Baroness> i know some male reproductive organs that would fit inside those holes
[2009-04-09 16:06:40] <Adapt> guess ill have to put my rope away 
[2009-04-09 16:06:42] <Adapt> :D
[2009-04-09 16:06:54] <JohnnyMac> hanging imo
[2009-04-09 16:06:58] <Adapt> oh a tie again
[2009-04-09 16:06:59] <JohnnyMac> get your ropes
[2009-04-09 16:07:08] <supermerk> not hanging
[2009-04-09 16:07:16] <Adapt> you already voted 
[2009-04-09 16:07:16] <supermerk> quit ruining everything johnnymac
[2009-04-09 16:07:22] <Baroness> ok wait, lets go bowling first, and then we hang the person who loses
[2009-04-09 16:07:25] <Adapt> in fact im taking away your vote for voteing twice
[2009-04-09 16:07:35] <Adapt> so hanging it is
[2009-04-09 16:07:38] <supermerk> who voted twice?
[2009-04-09 16:07:43] <Adapt> supermerk: you did
[2009-04-09 16:07:45] <Baroness> lets do both
[2009-04-09 16:07:45] <hi> Sie nicht
[2009-04-09 16:07:47] |<-- Fie has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: gonna go masterbate)
[2009-04-09 16:07:48] <Adapt> Baroness: or the person who won
[2009-04-09 16:07:49] <supermerk> DID NOT
[2009-04-09 16:07:54] <hi> dbum die Frau klug ist
[2009-04-09 16:07:57] <Adapt> supermerk: you said bowling twie
[2009-04-09 16:07:59] <Adapt> twice
[2009-04-09 16:08:05] <Baroness> o christ
[2009-04-09 16:08:06] <Adapt> thats two votes
[2009-04-09 16:08:07] |<-- Aldo has left irc.synirc.net (Ping timeout)
[2009-04-09 16:08:20] <supermerk> no i said bowling once and not hanging once
[2009-04-09 16:08:21] <hi> Ich wünschte, ich könnte wirklich sprechen Deutsch. : (
[2009-04-09 16:08:26] <Adapt> supermerk: same thing
[2009-04-09 16:08:31] <supermerk> **** that
[2009-04-09 16:08:39] <Adapt> ok new vote: bowling or hanging supermerk 
[2009-04-09 16:08:44] <Baroness> bowling
[2009-04-09 16:08:46] <hi> hängende
[2009-04-09 16:08:48] <Baroness> and raping supermerk
[2009-04-09 16:08:49] <Baroness> imho
[2009-04-09 16:08:53] <Adapt> Baroness: signed
[2009-04-09 16:08:55] <supermerk> hanging me or just hanging
[2009-04-09 16:09:00] <Adapt> you
[2009-04-09 16:09:03] <Adapt> :p
[2009-04-09 16:09:06] <Baroness> we will use the ropes none the less
[2009-04-09 16:09:07] <hi> hängen supermerk
[2009-04-09 16:09:15] <Adapt> lets have a rope party :zak:
[2009-04-09 16:09:17] <supermerk> I DON'T RECALL BEING ASKED IF I MINDED HAVING MY woman's genitals FORCEFULLY RAVAGED.
[2009-04-09 16:09:23] <Looming> lol
[2009-04-09 16:09:25] <Adapt> supermerk: i don't recall it being up to you
[2009-04-09 16:09:28] <Baroness> THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF enjoy
[2009-04-09 16:09:33] <hi> Es ist nicht eine Wahl.
[2009-04-09 16:09:34] <hi> : BAG:
[2009-04-09 16:09:37] <supermerk> well the answer would have been yes
[2009-04-09 16:09:41] * Baroness straps merk to bed
[2009-04-09 16:09:48] <supermerk> all i want is some common courtesy up in this ****
[2009-04-09 16:09:49] <Adapt> enjoy enjoy enjoy
[2009-04-09 16:09:53] <Baroness> AWWWW consensual is no fun
[2009-04-09 16:09:59] <hi> mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy
[2009-04-09 16:10:10] |<-- hi has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[2009-04-09 16:10:12] <Baroness> ok ok ok so thenn
[2009-04-09 16:10:14] <Adapt> there are aren't consensual hangings
[2009-04-09 16:10:21] * Looming watches on with interest
[2009-04-09 16:10:23] <supermerk> lolwat
[2009-04-09 16:10:30] <Baroness> i take a lot of luuuuuube and smears it all over a tied up super merk
[2009-04-09 16:10:31] <Adapt> i said are too much
[2009-04-09 16:10:41] <Adapt> then you take a hatchet 
[2009-04-09 16:10:48] <Baroness> noooooooooooo
[2009-04-09 16:10:50] <JohnnyMac> bumisted suicide = consentual hangings
[2009-04-09 16:10:54] <Baroness> i like them when they scream
[2009-04-09 16:10:55] <supermerk> i already have a hatchet wound
[2009-04-09 16:11:02] <Adapt> JohnnyMac: shhh
[2009-04-09 16:11:04] <Baroness> axe wound more like
[2009-04-09 16:11:12] * Baroness gags supermerk
[2009-04-09 16:11:17] <Adapt> Baroness: hahah
[2009-04-09 16:11:19] <Baroness> shut up whore
[2009-04-09 16:11:24] <Baroness> you will get what is coming to you
[2009-04-09 16:11:28] <supermerk> hell yes
[2009-04-09 16:11:30] <Baroness> for being all sexy
[2009-04-09 16:11:31] <Adapt> hee hee coming
[2009-04-09 16:11:34] <Baroness> and ****ing more sexy
[2009-04-09 16:11:46] <supermerk> i've been a very bad girl. i deserve a hanging and/or beating
[2009-04-09 16:11:49] <Baroness> so thennn I take a big coca cola bottle
[2009-04-09 16:11:55] <Baroness> like 2 liters
[2009-04-09 16:11:59] <supermerk> AND PUT MENTOS IN IT
[2009-04-09 16:12:04] <supermerk> AND STICK IT IN MY VAG
[2009-04-09 16:12:07] <Looming> haha
[2009-04-09 16:12:08] <Baroness> YOU ARE GAGGED
[2009-04-09 16:12:10] <Adapt> no first you eat the mentos
[2009-04-09 16:12:14] <Baroness> YOU LITTLE HITLER TROLL YOU
[2009-04-09 16:12:14] <supermerk> oh yeah
[2009-04-09 16:12:16] <supermerk> mmf
[2009-04-09 16:12:17] <Baroness> SHUT UP 
[2009-04-09 16:12:17] <Adapt> then we put the coke in your bum
[2009-04-09 16:12:20] <Baroness> THIS IS MY enjoy
[2009-04-09 16:12:28] <Adapt> then we put the coka cola in your bum
[2009-04-09 16:12:31] <supermerk> SORRY FOR SUGGESTING RAP TACTICS
[2009-04-09 16:12:40] <Baroness> i put the mentos (TEH FRESHMAKER) in the coca cola
[2009-04-09 16:12:46] -->| hi (~hi@A69E891A.1CEA4385.CAE4B3EA.IP) has joined #GGM
[2009-04-09 16:12:46] =-= Mode #ggm +o hi by ChanServ
[2009-04-09 16:12:49] <Baroness> and quickly stick it up your nostril
[2009-04-09 16:12:51] <Adapt> before or after the coke?
[2009-04-09 16:12:52] <supermerk> I MEAN enjoy TACTICS
[2009-04-09 16:12:59] * Looming stands well back
[2009-04-09 16:13:01] <Baroness> and i stand back to watch the awesomeness
[2009-04-09 16:13:05] |<-- hi has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: hi)
[2009-04-09 16:13:05] <Adapt> :O
[2009-04-09 16:13:12] <Adapt> its like an orgasm for my eyes
[2009-04-09 16:13:14] <Baroness> because the coce is going in your nose, and it comes out your vag
[2009-04-09 16:13:24] <supermerk> how is that happening
[2009-04-09 16:13:28] <Looming> woo - it's like the 4th of July or sometyhing
[2009-04-09 16:13:28] <Adapt> Baroness: becuase we rewrote anatomy 
[2009-04-09 16:13:32] <Baroness> THIS IS MY ****ING enjoy
[2009-04-09 16:13:43] <Adapt> SRSLY
[2009-04-09 16:13:51] <Looming> Baroness is on fire tonight!
[2009-04-09 16:13:52] <Baroness> and then CelerySteve drops in
[2009-04-09 16:13:56] <Baroness> and he is just like: sup
[2009-04-09 16:14:01] <Adapt> then leaves?
[2009-04-09 16:14:01] <supermerk> ahahahahaha
[2009-04-09 16:14:07] <Baroness> and i'm like: sup, check out this coke squirting whore
[2009-04-09 16:14:12] <Adapt> or jacks it watching
[2009-04-09 16:14:15] <Baroness> and he is like: omg i will send her BP
[2009-04-09 16:14:22] <Baroness> and he sends you 3 BP
[2009-04-09 16:14:24] <supermerk> and i'm like sup i'm a coke squirting whore
[2009-04-09 16:14:30] <Adapt> NO YOU CAN"T TALK
[2009-04-09 16:14:40] <Baroness> yes, and the walnut on the cupboard starts getting an idea
[2009-04-09 16:14:45] |<-- captainddl has left irc.synirc.net (Broken pipe)
[2009-04-09 16:14:47] <Adapt> can we get a ****ing -v on this ****?
[2009-04-09 16:14:54] <Baroness> and he says: maybe we should turn her over on her stomach
[2009-04-09 16:15:03] <Baroness> so then i turn you on your stomach
[2009-04-09 16:15:15] <Baroness> and put a handkerchief in your bum
[2009-04-09 16:15:17] <supermerk> what's a negative v?
[2009-04-09 16:15:18] <Baroness> and light it on fire
[2009-04-09 16:15:34] <Adapt> supermerk: -voice it doesn't work in this channel
[2009-04-09 16:15:47] <Adapt> AND IT WAS MOSTLY A METAPHOR TO TELL YOU TO SHUT YOUR TRAP
[2009-04-09 16:15:48] <Baroness> so now you are a gagged, coke squirting, molotov male reproductive organtail
[2009-04-09 16:15:50] <Baroness> the end
[2009-04-09 16:16:03] <Adapt> :D
[2009-04-09 16:16:04] <supermerk> this is the proudest i've ever been
[2009-04-09 16:16:06] * Looming applaudes
[2009-04-09 16:16:06] <ducksrule> wtf
[2009-04-09 16:16:10] <ducksrule> did i walk in on
[2009-04-09 16:16:12] <ducksrule> O.o
[2009-04-09 16:16:13] <supermerk> do i get a certificate?
[2009-04-09 16:16:14] <Adapt> hahah
[2009-04-09 16:16:28] <ducksrule> i think I'm gonna go now....
[2009-04-09 16:16:33] <Baroness> yes, you get the gagged, coke squirting molotov male reproductive organtail award epeen
[2009-04-09 16:16:36] <Adapt> unless you want in on the enjoy
[2009-04-09 16:16:39] <Adapt> :zak:
[2009-04-09 16:16:48] <supermerk> IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT
[2009-04-09 16:16:56] <--| EveCharm has left #GGM (Leaving)
[2009-04-09 16:16:57] =-= Adapt has changed the topic to ``IRC is not in swedish. (Also, Looming is now a meme)''
[2009-04-09 16:17:37] <Adapt> i got in this convo at just the right time
[2009-04-09 16:17:42] =-= Baroness has changed the topic to ``IRC is not in Swedisch (Also, Looming is now a meme) | Supermerk is a gagged, coke squirting molotov male reproductive organtail.''
[2009-04-09 16:17:58] <Baroness> ok bored again
[2009-04-09 16:18:01] <Baroness> someone enjoy me
[2009-04-09 16:18:07] <JohnnyMac> -enjoy-
[2009-04-09 16:18:12] <Baroness> i should open a thread
[2009-04-09 16:18:18] =-= Adapt has changed the topic to ``IRC is not in Swedisch (Also, Looming is now a meme) | Supermerk is a gagged, coca-cola squirting molotov male reproductive organtail. with coke''
[2009-04-09 16:18:18] <Baroness> about how you would enjoy someone
[2009-04-09 16:18:29] <Adapt> do it
[2009-04-09 16:18:41] <Adapt> and cite this chat 
[2009-04-09 16:18:44] =-= Baroness has changed the topic to ``IRC is not in Swedisch (Also, Looming is now a meme) | Supermerk is a gagged, coca-cola squirting molotov male reproductive organtail. With coke.''
[2009-04-09 16:18:45] <supermerk> that reminds me of oj simpson
[2009-04-09 16:19:08] =-= Adapt has changed the topic to ``IRC is not in Swedisch (Also, Looming is now a meme) | Supermerk is a gagged, coca-cola squirting molotov male reproductive organtail. With coke. And always proper grammar.''
[2009-04-09 16:19:33] <supermerk> you should capitalize Coca-Cola seeing as it's a brand name and ****
[2009-04-09 16:19:49] =-= Adapt has changed the topic to ``IRC is not in Swedisch (Also, Looming is now a meme) | Supermerk is a gagged, Coca-Cola(tm) squirting molotov male reproductive organtail. With coke. And always proper grammar.''
[2009-04-09 16:20:01] <supermerk> so awesome
[2009-04-09 16:22:08] <Looming> why do I have a sudden urge for Coca-Cola?
[2009-04-09 16:22:39] <supermerk> hahaha
[2009-04-09 16:23:08] <Adapt> years of marketing?
[2009-04-09 16:23:23] <Looming> quite possibly
[2009-04-09 16:23:33] <Looming> it's the real thing ya know
[2009-04-09 16:24:15] <Baroness> http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/32010?page=1#bottom


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Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

i would very much like to know this IRC


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CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

I met this chick at a bar one time (ok lots of times, but this particular instance) and she was all like hey I like it when guys have their way with me and treat me really rough. So I was all like Log in to see images!

So we go back to my place and I strip all of her clothes off as quickly as a lush can. Didn’t even bother going to the bedroom, just right in the living room where the door to my house is. Basically throw her on the floor and am really going at it, pulling her hair, scratching her telling her what a worthless **** she is.

She’s screaming in both pain and pleasure. So I pull out and go to stick it in her bum and she gets all upset, saying “no no no.” And I’m all like “**** you said you wanted it rough and for me to have my way with you.” I grab a pillow off the couch for her to bite on while it hurts. Finally she starts enjoying it and says she’s going to great times.

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She looks up at me and says “that was amazing! Now what?”

I pulled out a strapon and said now “my turn.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be advised that taking anything I wrote too seriously or not seriously enough could be a serious risk to your health.

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

If I could summarize this thread in one word it would be: Log in to see images!


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The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

FEEL FREE TO NOTIFY ME IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR FALCON

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Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
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[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

God, I had one ****ed up girlfriend.

We were getting sorta hot and heavy one night, things were going along VERY well. She was making it p. damn obvious that she wanted sex.

Well when it came time for the ****ing, I got into position, and she said “What the **** are you doing, bumhole?”

Teases like that are the ones who get raped.


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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
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[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

I came buckets, which JB then drank happily.


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

ITT: enjoy


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warjoke

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

this is relevant to my interest


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Xylon Posted:

I came buckets, which JB then drank happily.

Figures. He usually just holds it in his mouth and runs to the sink when I let go of his hair. You’re a lucky girl.


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Spagett

Avatar: 141179 2010-08-11 22:12:34 -0400

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 19 Permanoob

“Asshat”

I’m Spagett, and I approve of this thread.

SPAGETT!!!

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
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Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Here’s a blast form the past!


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Supermerk

Avatar: 118979 2010-10-23 17:38:18 -0400
11

Level 69 Hacker

i would let osama bin laden jihad in my woman's genitals

i get repeatedly violated by internet strangers all the time.

i don’t see what all the fuss is about.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

I violate internet strangers all the time.

I don’t see what all the fuss is about.


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