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Contest The Official swine Love Contest - Win 3 BP!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Recently it came to my attention that the graceful, charismatic, and talented swine was offering a ridiculous crapload of BP to deserving recipients.

I promptly virtually sucked his male reproductive organ for a while and lo and behold, he in his majestic grace has bestowed BP upon me.

Part of my begging included the promise to use some of the BP on a “swine Love Contest,” so here it is.

RULES for WINNING!

Accepted Entries:

– Compose some sort of Photoshop/Paint drawing extoling how great swine is.

– Write a touching love sonnet/poem; the more articulate and eloquent, the better.

– Make sure you touch on his generosity.

EDIT – Any videos dedicated to swine: this includes performed verse, songs, etc.

WINNER GETS 3 BP!

Winner will be chosen in 1 week.

GO!

Shii edited this message on 03/20/2009 11:21PM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Shii Posted:

Recently it came to my attention that the graceful, charismatic, and talented swine was offering a ridiculous crapload of BP to deserving recipients.

I promptly virtually sucked his male reproductive organ for a while and lo and behold, he in his majestic grace has bestowed BP upon me.

Part of my begging included the promise to use some of the BP on a “swine Love Contest,” so here it is.

RULES for WINNING!

Accepted Entries:

– Compose some sort of Photoshop/Paint drawing extoling how great swine is.

– Write a touching love sonnet/poem; the more articulate and eloquent, the better.

– Make sure you touch on his generosity.

WINNER GETS 3 BP!

Winner will be chosen in 1 week.

GO!

Toxx’d

EDIT: Main post updated to allow video entries.

EDIT: Posting my ‘ODE TO SWINE’ on here as well.

The second part of my promise to swine if he gave me BPs:

I give you, fellow ForumWarriorz, the “Ode to swine.”

Oh muse, how to capture the great Lord swine?

To extol the virtue, generous grace

Lo, on high, majestic man most porcine

Who knew so much sexy could be held in one face?

Whereupon he walks, angels doth follow

Hopeful lovers, loins and heart full of ache

Sex incarnate renders lesser men hollow

Only this well-endow’d creation, can their lust slake

His prodigious talents, none can deny

Inspiring envy-filled hearts amongst the peasants

His perfection, the apple of God’s eye

Oh, only to bask in his radiant presence

Perchance he may bestow greatness upon you

Pray that someday you can match his glory

Everything I have written thus far is true

The tale of swine is a hell of a story.

Shii edited this message on 03/21/2009 1:06AM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Will sing.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Singing is an acceptable entry.

Editing main post.

Blobwize

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

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It’s not the best, but it IS the first…I sorta find it nice, but sorta off-topic.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Haha, good entry!

Hopefully we get some more good pictures.

Phantomessk

Avatar: Corset 2

Level 11 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

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sonnet will be on it’s way~!

Phantomessk edited this message on 03/21/2009 12:54AM

Grapplejack

Avatar: Pink Dress
5

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

An Ode to Swine

To thee who lords o’er a fine estate,

sets the camwhores’ knees a-quivering,

the greatest giver of all Flamebate,

and famed for his grand delivering.

A king of a man!

Who is famed ‘cross the land!

And all who see him adore him.

What lo, his great fortunes are given,

to all with no hate or false pbumion,

to people with him now are smitten,

his grace is the grandest of fashions!

Brownie points rain down!

And Swine takes up his crown!

High Lord of the land of Flamebate.

Can you feel the love filling the air?

Of those who have felt his attentions?

All feeling so very debonair,

knowing of his gracious intentions.

How wondrous is Swine!

Thinking we are so fine!

To be given his consideration.

fin

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Hahaha.

Great entry!

Blobwize

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gfd.gif

Another crappy MS Paint entry. One of his INCIT quotes too

Za Warudo

Avatar: Code (Green)
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I did my best ( hope you like it Log in to see images! ):

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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

swine the patrician / newfabulous persons demand bread and games / i’d rather beer

Inconnu edited this message on 03/21/2009 5:08PM

zomg-arse

Avatar: 126187 Thu Feb 26 08:54:36 -0500 2009
4

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

What’s the point of toxxing if you edit it too?

Not a troll, might enter later.

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

What can say? The man is giving away a substantial amount of bp. If that doesn’t make him awesome in your book, then you is trollin’.

Also Pic:

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Generic Racist Posted:

What can say? The man is giving away a substantial amount of bp. If that doesn’t make him awesome in your book, then you is trollin’.

Also Pic:

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Hahahaha. Niiice.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

There once was a troll known as Swine

Now just back the **** off, he is mine

I love him to bits

I lick all his clits

Which on pigs, as you know, is quite fine.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Bumping for ego boost.

I’ma show this thread to all my friends acquaintances.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

swine Posted:

Bumping for ego boost.

I’ma show this thread to all my friends acquaintances.

You should print out my love sonnet and have it published or hang it by your desk or bed. Log in to see images!

Grapplejack

Avatar: Pink Dress
5

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Shii Posted:

You should print out my love sonnet and have it published or hang it by your desk or bed. Log in to see images!

You can put it on her back to read during, too! The possibilities are endless~

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