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Gay Fast post contest for 3 BP, closing soon

Zebulun284

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
22

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

THIS CONTEST IS NOW OVER. Congrats to wally b, who was randomly selected to win the prize.

So since the leaderboards just got split up, I’m only 20 points away from topping the Flamebate leaderboard. Post in this thread, and when I get the Peen (very soon), I’ll pick a random post and award that player 3 BP.

ONE post per character, alts encouraged.

Add me as a friend too if you feel like it. Not required though.

Zebulun284 edited this message on 03/20/2009 1:54PM

Zebulun284

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
22

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Zebulun284 Posted:

So since the leaderboards just got split up, I’m only 20 points away from topping the Flamebate leaderboard. Post in this thread, and when I get the Peen (very soon), I’ll pick a random post and award that player 3 BP.

ONE post per character, alts encouraged.

Add me as a friend too if you feel like it. Not required though.

Yeah.

Companion Cu-
be31

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

poast

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Why, hello

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

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Kute Kyoko

Avatar: 158239 Tue Mar 17 00:35:37 -0400 2009

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Wait what do I have to do?

Spade

Avatar: Blue Guitar

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Womp.

Gotarda

Avatar: Corset 2
4

Level 60 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

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Choose my post, pleaaaaaaaaaaaase

Gotarda edited this message on 03/19/2009 10:41PM

kwahoo

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
1

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

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Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
9

[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

ok

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

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fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

Log in to see images! Hi, it’s Vince with ShamWow. You’ll be saying “Wow” every time you use this towel. It’s like a shammy, it’s like a towel, it’s like a sponge. A regular towel doesn’t work wet; this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV. ShamWow holds twenty times it’s weight in liquid. Look at it! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard?

Doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess… wring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany – you know the German’s always make good stuff.

You can cut it in half – use one as a bath mat, drain dishes with the other one, use one as a towel.

Olympic divers use it as a towel. Look at that – completely dry . Put a wet sweater [on it], roll it up – it dries your sweaters. Here’s some cola. Wine, coffee, cola, pet stains… Not only is the damage going to be on top – there’s your mildew – that is going to smell.

See that? Now we’re going to do this in real time. Look at this – put it on the spill, turn it over – without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the cola – right there. You following me camera guy?

The other fifty percent – the color – starts to come up. No other towel is going to do that. It acts like a vacuum, and – look at this – virtually dry on the bottom. See what I’m telling ya? ShamWow – you’ll be saying “wow” every time.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

here I am

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

+1 for you.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

post.

John Fitzger-
ald Kennedy

Avatar: 43547 2009-10-17 10:48:44 -0400
10

[Dead Presidents So-
ciety
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

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Shovel Warri-
or

Avatar: 137232 2009-09-21 10:03:19 -0400

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Black Dragon Posted:

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lol

John Fitzger-
ald Kennedy

Avatar: 43547 2009-10-17 10:48:44 -0400
10

[Dead Presidents So-
ciety
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

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Tubzilla_Des-
troyer_of_Wo-
rlds

Avatar: 160034 Thu Apr 02 05:54:14 -0400 2009
7

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

huh what 3BP?

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