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Feature Post your first outgoing TM and thread. Let's have a laugh at each other's initial newbishness.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

My first TM was a “clan” application to Virtual_Eyes of SotQR:

Subject: Clan Application
From: the Pro
03/16/2008 8:27PM
Please let me in. Pretty Please?

Kind Regards,

Summergirl_94

My first thread was Congratulations thread (posted under my old name, Summergirl_94), which I made after dominating a round of domination with gambling for Antifreeze, which was uncapped at that point. The type of thread that isn’t trolling but god is it ever annoying! It sort of created my initial flamebate persona which is why I love it.

Anyway, will you share your initial steps into Forumwarzia? Pretty please?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Subject: One day only e-peen.

From: Lester Burnham

03/08/2008 1:48PM

Go to Flamebate and wish Evil Trout a happy birthday in his birthday thread.

XO!

(Sent to my RL brother who played back then. Yup, I was a peenwhore from the start. lol)

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Subject: Re: Welcome to the club
From: Amasius
03/04/2008 6:23PM

Well done, brother. :salute:

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A fellow Codexer invited me to the klan and sent me a tubgirl and an animated goatse. Good old days.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Won’t post the entire content of my first outgoing tubmail. But I will post this line:

I Posted:

Oh my. I seem to have suddenly generated 8 more forum visits. Is that a benefit of being in a club?

6 outgoing Tubmails later I was offering to help tubs with the game Log in to see images!

My first thread

A thread I made today.

Man, some things never get old. Log in to see images!

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

ITT Lester Burnham and Amasius don’t understand the meaning of the word “and”.

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

My first TM, or atleast, the first one in my inbox (don’t really know if that was actually the first one):

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Subject: ...

From: The Baroness

02/05/2009 12:46PM

Check your BP ****boy. Enjoy.

From me to Radosaur. He’s still awesome. And yes I am actually quite a nice person Log in to see images!

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My first thread? It increased my fb score immensely. See?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

the Pro Posted:

ITT Lester Burnham and Amasius don’t understand the meaning of the word “and”.

I am still a newb several times a day. Log in to see images!

I have no awesomely interesting or newbish / trolly threads. I just ramble about Dom a lot. OMG, I have always been an unfunny Dom fabulous person. Log in to see images!

I do remember your congrats thread. I thought you were insane, back then. Nothing has changed really. God. Why are you so mean to me. Log in to see images!

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

the Pro Posted:

ITT Lester Burnham and Amasius don’t understand the meaning of the word “and”.

Hey, I actually had to search my first thread. I think it was this one. Yeah, I’ve never been interested in the Flamebate Fodder peen but my first thread resulted in this thread where Pickled male reproductive organbut tried to troll me. Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

My first tubmail was to Fr4g.

My first tubmail to another player was to some guy named Hitchmale reproductive organ.

Subject: Oh god need to bow down to you!

From: Crinkz

05/22/2008 2:37AM

Women with woman's genitalss! HD TV Oh god I need to bow to you right now!”

Yeah, I think I was trying to troll him or something….

First thread http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/6416

Still a epic song to this very day.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Amasius Posted:

Hey, I actually had to search my first thread. I think it was this one. Yeah, I’ve never been interested in the Flamebate Fodder peen but my first thread resulted in this thread where Pickled male reproductive organbut tried to troll me. Log in to see images!

Ahahahahahaha. That thread was awesome. Was that right when a certain alt started mercilessly interrupting his runs? lol. Log in to see images! scully edited this message on 03/19/2009 7:50PM

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

First TM:

To: Fintago I saw you Pwned the Furries! 03/02/2008 3:35PM

Good Job! If you did that forum pretty easily,then the final forum (as long as you stock up on Ego & DB refills) should be easy enough.

First Thread:

Flamebate > Game Discussion > Strategy & Tactics

TotalBiscuit Posted:

You can do it in multiple threads. In fact, being the retard I am, I thought you had to put only one in every thread, which explains why it’s been so damn hard…

Yeah, once I noticed that the required XSS was greater than the number of threads in a forum, I realized my error.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/6827

Had to look through 9 pages to find this pos. I hope you are happy now. Log in to see images!

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Lester Burnham Posted:

Ahahahahahaha. That thread was awesome. Was that right when a certain alt started mercilessly interrupting his runs? lol. Log in to see images!

Yeah, at that time I started my secret crusade against those dirty klan raiders. In the end it turned me into one of them but hell, it was worth it. Log in to see images!

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