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Business +++ Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange +++

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Dear Forumwarriorz,

welcome to exciting new Kyoubai-related enterprise Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange!

The newest project of Мордашов Holding is targeted at all dedicated players who search for innovative trade opportunities with reliable business partner that meets highest professionality standards. You are guaranteed excellent shopping experience and attractive offers in all our operating fields. However, business portfolio of Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange is not limited to high-performance Kyoubai services but also involves several interesting offers for aspiring Forumwarz merchants to engage in B2B activities. Feel free to message Oleg Mordashov to request further information!

Be aware that we offer various interesting incentive programs for regular customers. Keep your eyes open!

Thank you for visiting Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange, we wish you a pleasant stay!


IMPORTANT: Please be aware that the buyout prices match the reserve, so don’t try to bid on any items featured in this shop.


Take a look at what we have to offer:

THE BOUTIQUE

COMPUTER STORE

DISCOUNTED ITEMS

INFORMATIONS ON MORDASHOV PREMIUM INSURANCE

CREATE YOUR OWN WISH LIST!

WISH LIST

MORDASHOV INVESTMENTS

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES

PURCHASE SERVICE

MORDASHOV GOLD CUSTOMER STATUS

MARCH 18 INSURANCE (SALE ENDED)

Oleg edited this message on 03/30/2009 2:04PM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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THE BOUTIQUE

Fashionable glbumes improve forum-pwning performance by approximately 4,5%!


Trolls must have Tumorous Kidney if they want to survive in today’s world. Don’t risk your life, buy now!

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These flowers are very good to put on grave of somebody you killed. Or to give to Acid Flux because his Kyoubai store is giving less profit than mine does.

Oleg edited this message on 04/17/2009 11:41AM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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COMPUTER STORE

Professional Forumwarrior relies on professional hardware. Only with newest computer, you can avoid high latency and critical system errors.


Need new high-speed cables? No problem!

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Want a good corresponding router? Try WETGEAR!

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Need replacement hardware? We have motherboards!

Oleg edited this message on 04/17/2009 11:42AM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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DISCOUNTED ITEMS

LIMITED OFFER! Purchase a rare lesbian porn video starring The Baroness and Bandaney! No details on the content can be given.

Oleg edited this message on 04/07/2009 11:55AM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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INFORMATIONS ON MORDASHOV PREMIUM INSURANCE

Unfortunately, Kyoubai is insecure business. Website is very unreliable at times and auction house database is administrated by huge fabulous person. To encounter these difficulties and ensure maximal possible transaction security for all customers, Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange introduces efficient new auction insurance system called Mordashov Premium Insurance (MPI). It covers all incidents that cause abortion of auction or flawed item transactions as long as no malicious intent or grossly negligent conduct by bidder lead to it. Fee for this service (5% of item value) is automatically added to all Mordashov auctions to serve your shopping comfort.

We hope you enjoy Mordashov Premium Insurance! Feel free to submit feedback!

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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CREATE YOUR OWN WISH LIST!

Let people know which items you want to have! This is very popular feature that finally finds its way into Forumwarz. You always wanted that Tumorous Kidney but could not afford it yourself? Yet you have huge amount of e-stalkers who would enjoy to waste precious amounts of Log in to see images! immediately after submitting Wish List. Gold customers don’t have to pay for a Wish List entry.

This feature is clearly a major unique selling point of Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange and we hope that you enjoy it.

Oleg edited this message on 03/23/2009 9:38PM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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WISH LIST

Oleg edited this message on 04/17/2009 11:42AM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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MORDASHOV INVESTMENTS

To be launched later.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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CAREER OPPORTUNITIES

Open positions (check this thread or send application to Oleg Mordashov!):

    CHIEF TECHNICAL OFFICER

    Your task consists of maintaining the servers of Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange and administrating constantly growing customer database on daily basis. You are not only responsible to make sure that service is available 24/7 but also you have to further improve the transaction interface in regards of speed and comfort. Requirements: Experience as IT administrator, flexibility. Payment: 30 BP/month.


    CHIEF BRAND DEVELOPMENT OFFICER

    Your task is to work on aspiring Kyoubai brand Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange. You must create appealing corporate identity and make sure that public perception of business matches brand objectives. You must also work on communication strategies to optimize the effect of Mordashov brand. Requirements: Management experience, good presentation skills, flexibility. Payment: 30 BP/month.



Taken positions:

    CHIEF MARKETING OFFICER: The Baroness

    Your task consists of advertising Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange to broad audience on Forumwarz. You must explore aspiring new advertising opportunities and keep track of efficiency. Objective is not only to create maximal exposure for products, but also to increase income by launching special advertising campaigns. Payment: 30 BP/month.


    CHIEF CUSTOMER RELATIONS OFFICER: StrayNeko

    Your task consists of helping out customers of Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange. You have to make sure that shopping experience is positive for everyone and that requests by customers are fulfilled in short time. Your task is also to organize customer feedback and create detailed analysis. Payment: 30 BP/month.


    CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER: Aldo_Anything

    Your task is to keep track of all kinds of financial transactions in Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange. You must record all expenses and revenues and maintain complete accountancy of business. Furthermore, it is also up to you to analyze customer behaviour and give advice on how to optimize listings in order to increase income. Requirements: Experience as accountant, good presentation skills, flexibility. Payment: 30 BP/month.

Oleg edited this message on 03/17/2009 5:57AM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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PURCHASE SERVICE

You have high-quality item you search reliable buyer for? Professionality and A+ service is important for you? Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange offers special Purchase Service for cases like this! Currently we are interested in buying the following items:

    Wireless Headset: 800,000

    Dakota Fanning – My Humps (Cover).tune: 300,000

    INCIT photos to remove for being patently unfunny.sdoc: 160,000

    What Do You Call a Democrat at the Bottom of the Ocean?: 124,000

    pink floyd – darkside full album (ttly syncs w/ wzrd of oz at 2:43 awesome!!!).hear: 105,000

    useless program that only wastes space.exec: 56,000

    Venus de Milo: 8,800

Oleg edited this message on 04/17/2009 11:44AM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Level 18 Hacker

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MORDASHOV GOLD CUSTOMER STATUS

Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange cares about all its customers. While everybody gets exclusive support and lots of unique features, there is a very special bonus for our most valuable clients: the Mordashov Gold Customer Status. If you are Gold Customer, it means that you can request any items you want to be put up for sale by sending Tubmail to Oleg Mordashov. Also you can make use of the Wish List premium feature without having to pay Brownie Points!

List of Gold Customers:

    teh Ardent bumhedz

Oleg edited this message on 03/30/2009 2:04PM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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MARCH 18TH INSURANCE (SALE ENDED)

March 18th, 2009. It’s not just a day like any other. Things will happen. Are you prepared for inevitable event “M18” that will change Forumwarz forever? You don’t have to be afraid! If you want to make sure that you won’t be affected in a negative way, there is one simple purchase you must make. Oleg Mordashov proudly presents to you March 18th Insurance: Great Walls of Fire. It is the only reliable measure to certainly avoid becoming a victim of M18! Enjoy!


The standard March 18th Insurance is not what you are looking for? You are not only interested in pure protection, but want to sit in the first row instead? Then Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange has an unique opportunity for you! Experience March 18th with your own eyes! This is a highly exclusive opportunity that is limited to one single auction. Due to the nature of this offer, there is no buyout price this time. The highest bidder wins – you have 24 hours!

Oleg edited this message on 03/20/2009 1:19PM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Whoa! Illegal flezz transfer imo

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Versnatche Earbleeders restocked!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Bump

Rigr

Avatar: 132036 Mon Mar 16 12:22:53 -0400 2009
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[Epic Win]

Level 35 Hacker

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May i suggest lower prices?

Cause i think you are giving way too much flezz for the items you buy back. Do you even make a winning with this?

Unfortunately i am too cheap to afford any of your high quality goods Log in to see images!

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