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Business +++ Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange +++

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ Posted:

May I purchase March 18th insurance?

This is great suggestion! Thank you for improving Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange!

MARCH 18TH INSURANCE – Purchase now before it’s too late!

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

This is great suggestion! Thank you for improving Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange!

MARCH 18TH INSURANCE – Purchase now before it’s too late!

Awesome.

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

This is great suggestion! Thank you for improving Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange!

MARCH 18TH INSURANCE – Purchase now before it’s too late!

Thank you, I have partaken in purchasing some of your fine insurance.

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Oleg…Mcnolegs?

Dude your shop stinks… U buy stuff at prices lower than the Ppwn shoppe(AT 10 FRUGALITY). Are u gonna give us some benifitz or something?

Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

This shop isn’t elitist enough to charge these kind of prices. I mean I don’t even think this Oleg joker discriminates against minorities and gays. And where’s the snob value? How are the poor supposed to know I grossly overpaid for these items? Another issue, I need a strong brand name so these e-****s will know I’m a baller. I just don’t think Mordashov is European enough… too Russian. /rant.

Also: I’m not trollin’.

quantumenergy

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
43

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

Motherboard

Mine! Log in to see images!

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Generic Racist Posted:

Another issue, I need a strong brand name so these e-****s will know I’m a baller.

I think Мордашов is one of most prestigerous brands Forumwarz has to offer at the moment. It is very surprising for me to see that my reputation does not meet your personal expectations, but I will continue to improve efforts in the field of brand development in order to convince you of quality.

Furthermore, I decided to add new improvement to Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange: From now on, you can see who bought item using the shopping interface. This is another great service for customers, however we do not charge any additional fees for it!

i have purchase from oleg in the past and i’d like to say that hsi products are top quality and a+++++ customer service

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Likewise. Oleg here works for his ****es and bling.

ORN

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Good luck on yo business, tovarisch

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

restocked March 18th Insurances

TH3_1337

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
2

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

LOL PruneServ-s have 25000Log in to see images! Dumbbum buyers -if there is any.

@Plum Computers, PruneServ is priced <5000Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

TH3_1337 Posted:

LOL PruneServ-s have 25000Log in to see images!

I lowered price for PruneServ after reading your feedback. It is still quite high though because acquiration costs are high for me due to bad logistics management. I will work on it, I promise.

Oleg edited this message on 03/16/2009 10:10PM

JayZJay

Avatar: 135311 2013-05-25 22:38:06 -0400
150

[Entropy]

Level 69 Hacker

Loves the male reproductive organ!

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

MARCH 18TH INSURANCE – Purchase now before it’s too late!

Now I know I need one.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Added exciting new product: MARCH 18TH VIP ACCESS! One time opportunity!

TH3_1337

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
2

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

MARCH 18TH INSURANCE (Great Walls of Fire): 500Log in to see images!

LOL again, have you ever looked at “local stores” ?

“Great Walls of Fire” is priced <200Log in to see images!

Oh, did you say “bad logistics management” ? OopsLog in to see images!

TH3_1337 edited this message on 03/17/2009 6:52PM

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

TH3_1337 Posted:

”Great Walls of Fire” is priced <200Log in to see images!

It’s not just random Great Walls of Fire: It’s special version, and only this version includes March 18th Insurance. Buying item from von Neumann’s will not insure you against M18!

ALSO THE AUCTION FOR THE MARCH 18TH VIP ACCESS ENDS IN TWO HOURS!

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

The standard March 18th Insurance is not what you are looking for? You are not only interested in pure protection, but want to sit in the first row instead? Then Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange has an unique opportunity for you! Experience March 18th with your own eyes! This is a highly exclusive opportunity that is limited to one single auction. Due to the nature of this offer, there is no buyout price this time. The highest bidder wins – you have 24 hours!

lol, auction closed for abuse.

Anyway, user Pavilion won March 18th VIP Access for 230,854... congratulations!

A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Oleg, Oleg… comrade, you look like you’ve been taking too much vodka… you’re charging 60% more for items that are exactly the same.

ALL HAIL ACID FLUX, go buy at his country kitchen and flea market

Log in to see images!

He charges you a few hundred thousand   less per item. Log in to see images!

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I LEFT THIS ****TY GAME

A-Sat Posted:

Oleg, Oleg… comrade, you look like you’ve been taking too much vodka… you’re charging 60% more for items that are exactly the same.

ALL HAIL ACID FLUX, go buy at his country kitchen and flea market

Log in to see images!

He charges you a few hundred thousand   less per item. Log in to see images!

lol, you are making a fool out of yourself Log in to see images!

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