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Macho The site lag

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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is ****ing ridiculous.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Signed.

Get some new hardware already. It’s getting really tiring to not be able to do speed runs at any time of the day.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Also signed, I can’t even type in idc without waiting 5 mins to see if my reply even got though.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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This just in: I lost 32 vanilla scoops because I couldn’t switch back from an alt to my main.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

In before move to whiny ****es, right.

Wait, **** that, the site is slow. Signed.

Kilroy edited this message on 03/08/2009 4:47PM

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Evil Trout probably got wasted and had sex with the server.

Good ol birthdays

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Signed. It’s getting worse and worse.

John Fitzger-
ald Kennedy

Avatar: 43547 2009-10-17 10:48:44 -0400
10

[Dead Presidents So-
ciety
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I’m glad it’s not just me. It took me about five times as long as normal to restock my store.

Cycieties

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Nicco’s sig doesn’t help either.

John Fitzger-
ald Kennedy

Avatar: 43547 2009-10-17 10:48:44 -0400
10

[Dead Presidents So-
ciety
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Cycieties Posted:

Nicco’s sig doesn’t help either.

Disable signatures in Flamebate

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Now would be a good time to change the way speed runs work a la This Post

Evil Trout Posted:

I came in here to post that we have decided (a couple of weeks ago actually) to finally split up most leaderboards based on clbum. We’re going to start with Speedruns.

Additionally, we are going to be using a different metric for speedrunning, something like turns used instead of time.

These changes aren’t coming this week, but they’re in the pipeline.

EVECHARM

Avatar: 114577 Tue Feb 17 05:11:14 -0500 2009
14

[pizza party]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Now would be a good time to change the way speed runs work a la This Post

That still won’t help vanilla raiding when you have to rush one forum right after another before someone else takes it

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

I was going to complain about how that would make speedrunning dull and completely lacking in any skill-based elements, but then I realized that hitting bumons as fast as you can isn’t much of a skill. Still, I think something has to be done to make gameplay more interesting than hitting 1-2-1-2-etc.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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bump

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

It’s rush hour. I never pwn forums during rush hour.

Manorca

Avatar: 157574 Sun Mar 08 23:46:54 -0400 2009

[The Airship]

Level 1 Re-Re

yeah this site lag makes it hard for me to make new friends

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Evil Trout Posted:

Additionally, we are going to be using a different metric for speedrunning, something like turns used instead of time.

You know, when I suggested this over a year ago, I was told it was a stupid idea.

Go figure.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Acid Flux Posted:

You know, when I suggested this over a year ago, I was told it was a stupid idea.

Go figure.

I don’t remember ever telling anyone it was a stupid idea! Log in to see images!

Also, I’m sure the lag will get better very soon, we’ve had tons of new users lately but it’s leveled off already.

BEAT_WOMEN

Avatar: 146698 Mon Mar 02 17:31:25 -0500 2009

[ANAL enjoy]

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

How is the site being programmed with Ruby on Rails (if I read that correctly somewhere) adversely affecting performance?

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Evil Trout Posted:

I don’t remember ever telling anyone it was a stupid idea! Log in to see images!

Also, I’m sure the lag will get better very soon, we’ve had tons of new users lately but it’s leveled off already.

I apologize, I didn’t mean you specifically.

I can’t remember who it was, or if it was in Flamebate or IDC, but when I suggested that the number of turns used to determine ‘speedruns’ would be more fair to those with slower connections, the general reply was, “That’s a stupid idea, AF.”

How many active users do we have now, ET?

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