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Sex ITT: FAIL CALLS OUT GGM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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NotJoePesci Posted:

How the **** am I getting ripped on in a thread I haven’t even come close to yet? Oh well. You’re a fat fabulous person with no friends so you have to try to impress people on the internet by being “edgy”. Get ****ed.

Quoted for lol and truth.


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Catt although

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Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
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What you need in a judge is someone who hasn’t been around so long that they favor the FoS guys, yet has been around long enough that they don’t resent them either. Preferably, someone who has been in a klan with most of the FoS people and most of the GGM people. Someone known for their fairness and levelheadedness. If I think of anyone, I’ll let you know.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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The Unknown Comic Posted:

A few things:

1.It’s funny how only three or so people from GGM are stepping up now.

Our internal discussion is actually looking like it might be me who steps up. We still need a day or two.

The Unknown Comic Posted:

2. There shouldn’t be only one judge. Gong Show style, three judges. I think I still have Jaye P. Morgan’s number.

Three judges is a great idea. Who, though? You might be a good choice for one, since you’re fairly anonymous and a natural troll. Unless of course you have a vested interest.

The Unknown Comic Posted:

3. Since the original thread ended up not just being about looks, but about trolling ability, there should be a **** talking portion of the competition. Let’s add some insult to beauty.

Not a bad idea, actually. Maybe two separate threads, one for each of the competitors, and the competitors can heckle and troll each others’ thread.

The Unknown Comic Posted:

4. Two dudes? I’m losing interest all ready.

Well, I would propose (and I think Oda and maybe someone from GGM would sign on) that we have a female version of this contest.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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Catt although Posted:

What you need in a judge is someone who hasn’t been around so long that they favor the FoS guys, yet has been around long enough that they don’t resent them either. Preferably, someone who has been in a klan with most of the FoS people and most of the GGM people. Someone known for their fairness and levelheadedness. If I think of anyone, I’ll let you know.

WOW CATT THAT WAS SUBTLE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A JUDGE


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Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
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Recommencer

Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

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Still wanna judge. I may hate both clans, but everyone knows that the emoi are good judges of character and visual beauty.

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Fortunato Posted:

WOW CATT THAT WAS SUBTLE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A JUDGE

Hell no.


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Fortunato Posted:

Three judges is a great idea. Who, though? You might be a good choice for one, since you’re fairly anonymous and a natural troll. Unless of course you have a vested interest.

I would be willing. I think some of the people in FoS are funny and some of the ladies in GGM are good looking, but really this all reeks of “SOMEONE TELL ME I’M PRETTY PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE LOOK AT ME” so I think I can be impartial.

Plus, I like to rip into the minor flaws in the aesthetics of “good looking” people. It’s too easy to make fun of the ugly.

The Unknown Comic edited this message on 03/04/2009 1:03PM

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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Hm.

OK, so here’s a proposal.

Judges:

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The Unknown Comic

someone else. Maybe (now that I think about it) Somebody?

Contests:

FAIL vs. Fortunato (maybe, I’m at about 80% now)

Odalisque vs. some girl from GGM

Contest procedure:

Each contestant creates a thread in the camwhore forum to convince others they are sexy. The thread will exist for a week. There are no rules about thread content or requirement of what need be posted there to convince people of the sexy. Trolling is allowed in contest threads, but ideally both get stickied to get around **** like Gothzilla’s damn draginz and DerKaiserReich’s annoying kaiser shots. At the end of the week, our judges decide who they like and we agree before we start that their judgment is final. The prize is bragging rights for sexy.

How does this sound?

Fortunato edited this message on 03/04/2009 1:05PM

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Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
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Recommencer Posted:

Still wanna judge. I may hate both clans, but everyone knows that the emoi are good judges of character and visual beauty.

i vote…. NO.

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
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I think the main reason why GGM is so slow to respond is because a fair few of us live in GMT or GMT +1, so everyone is now at work or just getting home.

We are currently discussing things in Klan forum, since we have mucho sexy, but mostly underage, we need some time to figure things out. This does NOT mean we won’t take you up on this challenge.

Imho, we need female against female, and male against FAIL to avoid bull**** voting (aww she has mammary glands, that’s not fair, I will vote for FAIL), impartial judges, and several categories.

If there’s several judges, voting could be done anonymously, so that judges won’t feel pressured into voting for the person who they are friends with or have a history with.

/my 2 cents


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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This is ****ing hilarious.

Make me a judge, imo.

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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
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NotJoePesci Posted:

How the **** am I getting ripped on in a thread I haven’t even come close to yet? Oh well. You’re a fat fabulous person with no friends so you have to try to impress people on the internet by being “edgy”. Get ****ed.

And you are a fugly orc of a man who seems better suited for the klan full of incest.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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Fingerz Posted:

This is ****ing hilarious.

Make me a judge, imo.

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I could live with Fingerz as a judge.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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But…but…NJP Log in to see images!’s Doldoes. Leave him alone plz.

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Fortunato Posted:

I could live with Fingerz as a judge.

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Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
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This keeps getting better.

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
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Xylon Posted:

And you are a fugly orc of a man who seems better suited for the klan full of incest.

Wait. What?


Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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OK, so here’s a revised proposal.

Judges:

Fingerz

The Unknown Comic

someone else. Maybe (now that I think about it) Somebody?

Contests:

FAIL vs. Fortunato (maybe, I’m at about 80% now)

Odalisque vs. some girl from GGM

Contest procedure:

Each contestant creates a thread in the camwhore forum to convince others they are sexy. The thread will exist for a week. There are no rules about thread content or requirement of what need be posted there to convince people of the sexy. Trolling is allowed in contest threads, but ideally both get stickied to get around **** like Gothzilla’s damn draginz and DerKaiserReich’s annoying kaiser shots. At the end of the week, our judges decide who they like and we agree before we start that their judgment is final. The prize is bragging rights for sexy.

Addendum: And just to keep it semi-clean, contestants can’t troll each other’s thread, so thus whoever the contestant has their klan lackies troll. I’m not super sure of this rule but it seemed like an OK idea when I thought of it.

How does this sound?

Fortunato edited this message on 03/04/2009 1:51PM

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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
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Lol. If the trolling from your side is anything like Xylon’s last post in this thread you guys are ****ed.


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