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Boobs Stats to take on the two Level 35 Forums?

LemGambino

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I tried pwning these forums a while back, and they did a lot more damage than I could heal, so…What would the ideal stats for a Camwhore be to destroy these two forums? (Do people even care about anything except attack, defense and HP?)

Sex and Razo-
rs

Avatar: 44034 Sun Jan 25 21:14:16 -0500 2009
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

All I know is that you’ll need a lot of ego. I could pwn everything 33 and lower but for the 35 there is a mbumive curve. All my alts are notorious for low Ego but high attack but I was thouroughly whipped by Cosplay. Some people set their ego into the 7-8000’s from what I hear. That’s all I know though.

ZXZ

Avatar: 72820 Sat Oct 18 22:59:12 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

This alt has 8000 ego and usually loses about half of this when pwning Cosplay Central and the like. And that’s with 164 Offense and 121 Defense.

On my Emo Kid, I usually have to respec to about 4000 ego. The first few threads end up taking a while because my attack power doesn’t raise up noticeably until I go under half.

ZXZ edited this message on 02/26/2009 12:12AM

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Do you have Pink Floyd?

ZXZ

Avatar: 72820 Sat Oct 18 22:59:12 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Yeah, and Earbleeders, both of which I had to get MYSELF since they don’t let cheater alts use Kyoubai.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

5k ego is good enough.

Shroomsday

Avatar: Tight Skirt
22

Level 61 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

I could deal with them before having pink floyd, but the defense helps. I don’t think stopping to heal is worth the trouble sometimes, so you might as well go all out. The main thing, as already pointed out, is to have plenty of ego. Also don’t neglect Sexiness, as you don’t want to spend time recharging it. When going about my business pwning, my set up is:

Ego 5095

Sexiness 760

Offense 102

Defense 61

Luck 23

Frugality 8

Charisma 58

Upkeep 4

Plus if you go for the stuff you get in Ep 2 as well, then you should be having an even easier time. Compared to the toughest in Episode One, these only seem worse because they can hit harder than consumables can heal, but realistically our stats supercede that.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

quangntenemy Posted:

5k ego is good enough.

Most of the time yes, though Fetish at maximum threads can still kill you if you are unlucky.

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

I was able to take on Fetish with 11 threads at level 33 with these stats:

Ego 5140

Offense 102

Defense 128

Have to admit I got lucky though, on the very last thread I had about 800 ego left and got hit after my first attack, but I was able to go into a healing loop and go up to around 1200 ego, I just kept flamebaiting and shocking until it went down, *very* close call though.

greggcarson

Avatar: Middle Finger
3

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Dunno about cam whores but as I troll I can run it at

Offense 108

Defense 124

Ego 4360

Douchebaggery 780

I have no problems what so ever, I 2 or 3 hit each thread and they are hitting for like 400 or something like that.

Hope this is of some help.

LemGambino

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

The Wandering Hypocrite Posted:

Do you have Pink Floyd?

I’m fairly clueless about equipment so I have no idea what that does.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

LemGambino Posted:

I’m fairly clueless about equipment so I have no idea what that does.

+69 ego

+30 offense

+30 defense

LemGambino

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Andy_Dextruss Posted:

+69 ego

+30 offense

+30 defense

DO WANT. It must be an expensive Ppwn shoppe item, though. =/

Any other equips/files I should have?

LemGambino edited this message on 02/26/2009 4:22PM

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

Andy_Dextruss Posted:

+69 ego

+30 offense

+30 defense

Uhhhhh Pink Floyd doesn’t give +69 ego, only +30 offense and defense. You must thinking of the wireless headset.

To OP: you can’t find moar files in the Ppwn Shoppe, you either have to fish for them yourself or acquire them through Kyoubai, current going price for Pink Floyds is around 3 million, I got mine for 3.2 mil.

futhermocker edited this message on 02/26/2009 4:41PM

LemGambino

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

futhermocker Posted:

Uhhhhh Pink Floyd doesn’t give +69 ego, only +30 offense and defense. You must thinking of the wireless headset.

To OP: you can’t find moar files in the Ppwn Shoppe, you either have to fish for them yourself or acquire them through Kyoubai, current going price for Pink Floyds is around 3 million, I got mine for 3.2 mil.

Yeah, there’s the wireless headset too…Is that a limited item you can only get through CZ? (I personally hate items like that)

LemGambino

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

On a related note, I figure it would be easier to put together Pink Floyd instead of trying to buy it, as it would take a lot of time to grind for the flezz needed for something like that. Currently, I’m missing pieces 6, 8-18, 20, 22, 25-31, 34, 35, 37, 39, 42, 43, 45 and 48.

ZXZ

Avatar: 72820 Sat Oct 18 22:59:12 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

LemGambino Posted:

On a related note, I figure it would be easier to put together Pink Floyd instead of trying to buy it, as it would take a lot of time to grind for the flezz needed for something like that. Currently, I’m missing pieces 6, 8-18, 20, 22, 25-31, 34, 35, 37, 39, 42, 43, 45 and 48.

It took this character around 80 visits to bumemble that by grinding Hall of Faded Fame. Have fun with that.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

I can pwn those forums with 1825 – 2000 ego. Risky, but fun :-D

You’ve guessed it: always have a ****load of Synthols with you… OR ELSE!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

LemGambino Posted:

On a related note, I figure it would be easier to put together Pink Floyd instead of trying to buy it, as it would take a lot of time to grind for the flezz needed for something like that. Currently, I’m missing pieces 6, 8-18, 20, 22, 25-31, 34, 35, 37, 39, 42, 43, 45 and 48.

See here for a discussion of why you might be better off grinding for flezz.

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

LemGambino Posted:

Yeah, there’s the wireless headset too…Is that a limited item you can only get through CZ? (I personally hate items like that)

Yes, and the price tag is hefty.

Edit: Final selling price, almost FIFTY million

futhermocker edited this message on 02/26/2009 6:10PM
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