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Fun [CLOSED] special Fortunato Exclusive, the box of internal mystery!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Get it today! MC Banhammer desperately covets this deeply unusual and fascinating piece of attractive faux-memorabilia! Beat him at an auction and lol as he wonders for yet another day what exactly is in the box!

That’s right folks! Buy today!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I’m going to either win, or get this auction marked for abuse.

Log in to see images!

link is to small http://i39.tinypic.com/r73g3o.jpg

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Crinkz Posted:

I’m going to either win, or get this auction marked for abuse.

Log in to see images!

link is to small http://i39.tinypic.com/r73g3o.jp

Either way, banhammer loses! It’s a great day to mess with a mod!

Phlegmatic

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6

[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

you swindler selling worthless junk for Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Prediction: this auction will be (rightfully) flagged as abuse, and the item will be lost FOREVER! And we’ll NEVER KNOW what’s inside it! Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

should of edited how much you would go up to out of that picture Log in to see images!

lol. Only Fortunato will ever know what is inside Log in to see images! Skyman747 edited this message on 02/25/2009 11:44AM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Skyman747 Posted:

should of edited how much you would go up to out of that picture Log in to see images!

win

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Skyman747 Posted:

should of edited how much you would go up to out of that picture Log in to see images!

lol. Only Fortunato will ever know what is inside Log in to see images!

Just wanted to show I’m going to flag the auction as abuse.

The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Moderators can’t see what’s in the box.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Actually, this was a tongue in cheek, spur-of-the-moment decision to auction this, and I feel it goes against this precedent:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/25337?page=1

I think Crinkz should either have his money refunded, or the auction should go through by that prior precedent. JB knew when they let the koala go through it would make things messy.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fortunato Posted:

Actually, this was a tongue in cheek, spur-of-the-moment decision to auction this,

I know it’s all a joke. But the computer doesn’t.

I’ll present to ET after the auction’s done if it’s flagged for abuse and you bug report it.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

reported, thank you.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Damn you bidsquid! You took away something I woud never use!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Crinkz Posted:

Damn you bidsquid! You took away something I woud never use!

in fact you would quite likely sell it by accident on your next trip to the ppwn shop Log in to see images!

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