Oleg Mordashov Posted:

Yes, you’ve heard right, 100 BP are up for grabs! I felt that it was about time for me to run a contest – in the first place, I wanted “The Big Give” E-Peen. I had lots of really good ideas, but in the end I decided that I should use contest to change the world to the better. So please consider this to be some kind of welfare programm. I hope that you like it a lot!

Here is how it works: To win 100 BP, you have to kill unfunny fabulous person (Forumwarz player). It is at your discretion who you murder, but your victim must have Forumwarz account and at least one post on Flamebate.

Rules:

§1. You must post a photo or a video of the action here in this thread. Please only post links, but don’t embed them, because shock/gore is forbidden in this forum. Editing your submission post is discouraged.

§2. It is necessary that both the attacker and the victim are identified. This can be achieved by holding a paper with their Forumwarz nicknames or saying them out loud.

§3. You have to be actively involved in the killing. Pbumive help such as giving somebody homicidal medicaments is not sufficient.

§4. There is only one exception to the prior rule: If you get two Forumwarz players to kill each other, you receive BP for both mortalities (200 BP in total).

§5. It is not against the rules to kill somebody who has explicitly stated the wish to die. This means that you can probably arrange death meetings by communicating in this thread.

§6. It is also permitted to kill yourself, however, being nice guy, I want to remind you that you will not have any use for the Brownie Points when you are dead. However, it is possible to get the 100 BP sent to another player. (This is very good if you fallen in love with beautiful Forumwarz girl.)

§7. Cannibalism is strictly forbidden and results in disqualification. (If you eat unfunny fabulous person, unfunny fabulous person becomes you!!!)

§8. Contest ends in 12 months (02/13/2010).

Bonus: If all players on this list die within a year, one random person who posted in this thread will win 50 BP.

I already asked Crotch Zombie Productions corporation if it is possible to make this an official contest, but have not received reply yet. So special E-Peen might be involved here aswell.

Have fun everybody!

quoting for toxx

tldr, bull**** fake contest.

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

tldr, bull**** fake contest.

How the **** can I get 50BP from you if you’re dead?

You underestimate the force of the piano wire, cretin.

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Celerysteve Posted:

What if instead of killing them you just call them a really mean name that undermines their self-confidence. How many BP’s for that?

5 BP if their bumhurt causes them to leave Flamebate forever.

Befoar!

Auftar!

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

Before!

After!

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

i chose wylin sins hym ws da phrist purson onna tha list, & i couldn’t bee bothered wid scrolling down.

You obviously did it wrong because the person who posted the list is a far larger unfunny fabulous person than everyone on the list combined. Try again.

Wylin is still alive (and posts the same unfunny fabulous person **** as before), MicRo-BreAtH is disqualified.