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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

... it’s easier to choke in 100 kg of feathers than in 100 kg of soil? Log in to see images!

Morcheeba

Avatar: Ashtray

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

that termites release more green house effect gases than cows OR vehicles.


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

... that oysters change their gender up to six-seven times during their life?

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

i booze’d

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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

...in the 1990’s the US government banned furbees from all government offices as a security risk.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

...I have been ****ing people off online since Bill Clinton was first elected President.


UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

Morcheeba

Avatar: Ashtray

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.


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TurboSquid

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

Morcheeba Posted:

Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

Jellyfish can jump? Worms can jump?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

Morcheeba Posted:

Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

fail

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

TurboSquid Posted:

Jellyfish can jump? Worms can jump?

I think he means mammals.


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Fortunato Posted:

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Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

Morcheeba

Avatar: Ashtray

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

TurboSquid Posted:

Jellyfish can jump? Worms can jump?

Look it up


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Morcheeba

Avatar: Ashtray

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

AntiRules187 Posted:

I think he means mammals.

She* =)


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Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

Cocacola was originally green.

Morcheeba

Avatar: Ashtray

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. No ****!


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Eligor

Avatar: Leather Boots
4

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

AntiRules187 Posted:

I think he means mammals.

Hyenas can’t, either.

Eligor edited this message on 02/10/2009 8:50PM

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Montressor

Avatar: 77535 Tue Jan 13 09:44:11 -0500 2009
16

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Morcheeba is a band featuring laid back trip hop stylings with a smooth female vocal lead?


Shii Posted:

Geeze, Mont, did you even feel those 75 cards we just threw at you? It doesn’t look like it.

Context

Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

[Board of Directors]

Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

Morcheeba Posted:

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. No ****!

They did this to mourn the loss of a cat.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Bourbon was recognized as the official distilled spirits (i.e. liquor) of the United states of America by an act of congress.


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Player X

Avatar: 113668 2010-09-01 01:19:19 -0400
16

[Party Van Enthusia-
sts
]

Level 66 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

...that Picbumo’s full name was “Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picbumo”?

I not kidding. You just can’t make this **** up.


HAIL TO THE KING BABY.

panda_racer

Avatar: Chugging Beer
5

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

...the word robot comes from the word robota meaning literally serf labor, and, figuratively, “drudgery” or “hard work” in Czech, Slovak and Polish?


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