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Feature The officialized UNINTELLIGENCER(tm) un-improvement thread!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Did you know that Forumwarz uses our un-patented Unintelligencer™ technology to make forum posts sound more realistically stupid?

Check it out: http://www.unintelligencer.com/

You’ll probably notice that some of your pet misspellings, LOLcatisms, and other Internet dumbbumery is missing. If you can think of a way to make our algorithm dumber, suggest it here!

Escher

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13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

I’d noticed that in some of the previews of items I was voting on/suggesting. Awesome stuff.

I merely worry that it detracts from those of us who swear by personalized, handcrafted methods of stupidifying our posts in RPG. Log in to see images!

A question, though – if “The Urbane Dictionary” ends up being next week’s forum to build, are you planning on temporarily suspending the UNINTELLIGENCER?

Corion

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8

Level 32 Emo Kid

I lost at domination?! How could this happen to me?

Escher Posted:

A question, though – if “The Urbane Dictionary” ends up being next week’s forum to build, are you planning on temporarily suspending the UNINTELLIGENCER?

That is a good question. I hope there’s a variable somewhere that lets you adjust the stupefication min/maxes of a forum the same way the difficulty and XP per pwnage are adjusted.

There should probably be a large warning on the thread idea submission pages that tells users to make their posts as non-stupefied as possible because it’s automatic. But I doubt anyone will listen.

ravenblooDDa-
rkdreams

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1

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I guess you just have to hope that people downvote the ones that don’t go along with the theme of the forum.

I can have faith. Log in to see images!

maddsurgeon

Avatar: Denim Skirt
13

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Corion Posted:

There should probably be a large warning on the thread idea submission pages that tells users to make their posts as non-stupefied as possible because it’s automatic. But I doubt anyone will listen.

Yeah, a lot of people don’t seem aware of this feature. A reminder would be nice.

Balloon

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Hm, I’m not sure if you don’t already do the ”!!!11one1”.

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