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In a certain area of a certain city in Pennsylvania is an area of flat concrete, the kind of place used as a basketball court or similar, near to a school building. If you wait in this area on the 10th September, you will eventually be approached by two youths with an aggressive demeanor about them. The youths will challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. Following the brawl, return to your home. It is important that you tell your mother of this incident. She will become perturbed by your tale, and order you to leave for an area of Los Angeles. You will be compelled to obey her.
At the nearest taxi rank, whistle for a cab and one will approach. You may see that its license plate reads “FRESH”, and there will be novelty dice dangling from the rear-view mirror. Do not be disturbed by the odor of the cab’s interior, and speak only the words “Yo home, to Bel Air” to the driver.
When you arrive in Los Angeles, seemingly only seconds later, you must speak again to the driver, this time saying “Yo home, smell ya’ later”. DO NOT LOOK BACK AS THE TAXI LEAVES. You will be dropped off at the entrance to a large mansion. Approach the door and knock three times. If you follow these instructions exactly, you will become the star of a popular television sitcom. However, after 5 years, 8 months and 10 days have pbumed, your life will end in the most unimaginably hideous way. |
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Posted On: 01/30/2009 10:58AM | View Fook mi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Best thread. Full of Won. om nom nom Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/30/2009 10:59AM | View DesdiPhoenix's Profile | # | ||||||
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SORRY I HAD TO POST THIS ON THIS THREAD OR ELSE STUFF WOULD HAPPEN don’t worry guys, he is not getting really ****ed by the dog, its clearly photoshoped |
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Posted On: 01/30/2009 11:01AM | View ANGRY HOBO's Profile | # | ||||||
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This thread got better. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/30/2009 11:04AM | View Theo de Raadt's Profile | # | ||||||
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THAT WAS CREEPY BRAH Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/30/2009 7:23PM | View icwutudidthar's Profile | # | ||||||
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DesdiPhoenix Posted:
This. Absolutely brilliant. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/30/2009 7:26PM | View OrsonScottCard's Profile | # | ||||||
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