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Dear Kittie (like Dear Abby only with bad advice)
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Post your questions or tubmail me if you want it be anonymous!
Dear kittie – I got screwed over by a dom newb… how do I **** him over in return? – Still bumhurt
Shotguns, shotguns, shotguns. Keep a vigilant watch and don’t let them acquire enough scoops (ever) to buy another card. Or you could, you know, try teaching them? It’s up to you! |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 1:49AM |
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Dear kittie: my male reproductive organ is turning green, is it time to clean it? – Mr. greenmale reproductive organ
Wait until christmas, throw on some glitter, and call it a decoration. |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 1:50AM |
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Dear Kitty:
I’ve getting very hungry.
What should I eat?
– Slightly Starving Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
Log in to see images! http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 1:51AM |
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Shii Posted:
Depends where you are. If you’re in an urban area, go ahead and pick up a crack habit. In the country eat like hay or something. |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 1:53AM |
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Ok, thank you! Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
Log in to see images! http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 1:55AM |
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Dear kittie: Some people get too bumhurt over stupid ****, leading to mbumive amounts of lol. How would you encourage more of this to occur?
Domination is always a good place to encourage bumhurt. The ways to **** off people in dom are too high to count, but the stall is one of my personal favorites. Pbumive aggressive anonymous posting is a good technique.
Another fantastic bumhurt arena is flamebate. If your target ignores being trolled from within an existing thread, take a more direct approach and create a thread calling them out. They will either be forced to respond or mocked endlessly. |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 1:56AM |
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Dear kittie,
I’m allergic to cats but this girl I’ve been mackin on has 2 of them. WHAT DO I DO?
Log in to see images!, FAIL
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 2:02AM |
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FAIL Posted:
Suck it up and take a claritin. Girls Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 2:03AM |
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Dear Kittie: last time I kissed my bf it tasted of male reproductive organ!! what should I do??-...
Buy a strap-on kittiejenn edited this message on 01/29/2009 3:50AM |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 2:12AM |
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Dear Kittie,
I need a haircut and seem to remember you are a damn good hair stylist that lives near me…
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 2:31AM |
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My question is below. Clint Eastwood edited this message on 01/29/2009 2:35AM You feelin’ lucky, punk? |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 2:34AM |
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I dont like World of Warcraft. What is wrong with me?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 2:36AM |
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FAIL Posted:
Come get your hair did when you’re in town Log in to see images!
OH WAIT DID YOU MOVE BACK TO <city omitted>?! |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 3:51AM |
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Dan the Automator Posted:
If you have played for a week or two and still don’t like it, you don’t know how to play. If you DO know how to play you need to find some aspect of the game you like. If you STILL don’t like it then YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER BECAUSE THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 3:52AM |
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Dear Kittie, I have this 80 Death Knight. She’s a tank. Howver 90% of the DPS I cross with are utter and complete idiots.
Any advice? My guild can’t run heroics all the time. You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 3:58AM |
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Fran Posted:
You have a couple of options here.
1. Run two sessions at once and tank and DPS simultaneously. 2. Find better people to group with (BLEEDING HOLLOW is a p. cool server I hear) 3. There are some excellent gameplay hints here |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 4:02AM |
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kittiejenn Posted:
I have never played World of Warcraft, but I have seen the South Park episode. I am pretty sure that it is just like they showed on the show. It was on the tv, so it must be true.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 4:09AM |
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Dan the Automator Posted:
Human Hunters are not available. Log in to see images! You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 4:11AM |
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Dan the Automator Posted:
I will have one of my bumistants contact you about a free trial. |
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 4:46AM |
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Why is INCIT full of fabulous persons today? Nameless2 Posted:
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| Posted On: 01/29/2009 4:59AM |
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