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Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

heirloom Posted:

Can a hard male reproductive organ break?

Actually yes, it can. The cartilage can snap if too much tension is applied. From personal sexperience, I’ve had a few close calls. But IMO, what doesn’t kill you (or in this case break your male reproductive organ), only makes you stronger (or in this case only teaches you better positioning and maneuvering).

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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

What do you think about cats?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

heirloom Posted:

What do you think about cats?

I’d hit it.

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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

Blowjob Etiquette…is there any and what are the rules?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

heirloom Posted:

Blowjob Etiquette…is there any and what are the rules?

Now, I think I speak for most guys when I say this: If you drag your teeth you better ****ing expect to get duffed in the face.

With that being said, yes and no. Obviously, don’t drag your teeth, its quite painful and ruins the whole purpose of giving head. Also, if the guy hasn’t juiced after about 20-30 minutes….urdoinitwrong. The whole premise of a blowjob is its suppose to be a “quickie.” Now, in some cases it can be perform during foreplay and even after intercourse, but if all you are gonna do is blow the guy then you better make him ****ing spooge in an relatively short amount of time otherwise it defeats the point of doing it.

Another good tip is ball play. Now balls aren’t for everyone but it usually does help your chances of getting him to great times if you play with his balls as well. Now, you can simply jiggle them with your hands or you can simply lick and suck on them as well. Its all relative.

Other than all that, thats really it. Asking what a guy likes can also help, although the occasional surprise can also be enjoyable…..most of the time.

The last piece of advice I can give is practice. All the time. Not necessarily on as many male reproductive organs as you can, but practice does make perfect. Watch porn for tips, tricks, and things of the like.

I can offer myself in the name of science for any female that wishes to practice, hone, and perfect her knob gobbling skills.

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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

Em You Are Posted:

Now, I think I speak for most guys when I say this: If you drag your teeth you better ****ing expect to get duffed in the face.

With that being said, yes and no. Obviously, don’t drag your teeth, its quite painful and ruins the whole purpose of giving head. Also, if the guy hasn’t juiced after about 20-30 minutes….urdoinitwrong. The whole premise of a blowjob is its suppose to be a “quickie.” Now, in some cases it can be perform during foreplay and even after intercourse, but if all you are gonna do is blow the guy then you better make him ****ing spooge in an relatively short amount of time otherwise it defeats the point of doing it.

Another good tip is ball play. Now balls aren’t for everyone but it usually does help your chances of getting him to great times if you play with his balls as well. Now, you can simply jiggle them with your hands or you can simply lick and suck on them as well. Its all relative.

Other than all that, thats really it. Asking what a guy likes can also help, although the occasional surprise can also be enjoyable…..most of the time.

The last piece of advice I can give is practice. All the time. Not necessarily on as many male reproductive organs as you can, but practice does make perfect. Watch porn for tips, tricks, and things of the like.

I can offer myself in the name of science for any female that wishes to practice, hone, and perfect her knob gobbling skills.

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Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Em You Are Posted:

Now, I think I speak for most guys when I say this: If you drag your teeth you better ****ing expect to get duffed in the face.

With that being said, yes and no. Obviously, don’t drag your teeth, its quite painful and ruins the whole purpose of giving head. Also, if the guy hasn’t juiced after about 20-30 minutes….urdoinitwrong. The whole premise of a blowjob is its suppose to be a “quickie.” Now, in some cases it can be perform during foreplay and even after intercourse, but if all you are gonna do is blow the guy then you better make him ****ing spooge in an relatively short amount of time otherwise it defeats the point of doing it.

Another good tip is ball play. Now balls aren’t for everyone but it usually does help your chances of getting him to great times if you play with his balls as well. Now, you can simply jiggle them with your hands or you can simply lick and suck on them as well. Its all relative.

Other than all that, thats really it. Asking what a guy likes can also help, although the occasional surprise can also be enjoyable…..most of the time.

The last piece of advice I can give is practice. All the time. Not necessarily on as many male reproductive organs as you can, but practice does make perfect. Watch porn for tips, tricks, and things of the like.

I can offer myself in the name of science for any female that wishes to practice, hone, and perfect her knob gobbling skills.

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For the sake of not editing the post I’ll post more here.

I was asked about the rules and regulations as far as guys are concerned. Here is what I have to say to that:

A guy can do and say whatever the **** he wants while getting head.

Although he should also remember that his male reproductive organ is in the jaws of someone who could ruin him at any second.

Alas, these are the risks we take.

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GGH

Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Is Xylon sexy?

I have doubts Log in to see images!

Artifactor

Avatar: 116380 Tue Mar 03 04:14:10 -0500 2009

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

who do i keep from throwing up when i post here

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dirtanimal

Avatar: Corset 2
6

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

So…I haven’t gotten laid in while…any suggestions?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

GGH Posted:

Is Xylon sexy?

I have doubts Log in to see images!

Absolutely, no homo. I support Xylon and his huge balls for posting what he posts and stuff. Mad Props. For a big guy…....his girlfriend has HUGE mammary glands. Thats all I have to say.

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BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Who put the bomp in the bompshoobompshoobomp?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Artifactor Posted:

who do i keep from throwing up when i post here

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Well, me for one. After a number of drinks tonight something about your post settled my stomach. And for that I thank you….greatly.

Wanna hug it out?

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Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

dirtanimal Posted:

So…I haven’t gotten laid in while…any suggestions?

Call me. ASAP. I’ve got quite a few ideas how…we can solve your problem.

Walking funny for a few days is just a slight side effect, I promise it’ll be worth it.

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Edit: I was so…distracted by this post I had a few typos. =/

Em You Are edited this message on 02/18/2009 1:21AM

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

BrainpanSonata Posted:

Who put the bomp in the bompshoobompshoobomp?

To be honest, I’m quite surprised you even asked this question. Everybody knows the answer to this question.

You did. Log in to see images!

Mad Log in to see images! for the Dudette. =P

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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

Sorry to ask another question but your advice has been wonderful. More people should ask for advice from you. So here’s my question:

I’ve heard tongue piercings do good things for oral on a guy but I’ve also heard that it doesn’t really change anything. Have you had experience with this and whats your opinion regaurding this?

The cat

heirloom edited this message on 02/18/2009 2:00PM

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

heirloom Posted:

Sorry to ask another question but your advice has been wonderful. More people should ask for advice from you. So here’s my question:

I’ve heard tongue piercings do good things for oral on a guy but I’ve also heard that it doesn’t really change anything. Have you had experience with this and whats your opinion regaurding this?

The cat

Believe it or not, I’ve yet to have experience with that. I’ve heard it increases enjoyment is a completely different, and better, feeling.

In the name of science and knowledge, If any females want to be part in a Test Study on the subject matter please get a hold of me ASAP. Any and all participants will receive delicious, homemade, gourmet icing. Log in to see images!

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dirtanimal

Avatar: Corset 2
6

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Why?

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

dirtanimal Posted:

Why?

Why the **** not?

Also, how’s the quest for a big sexplosion coming along? You haven’t hit me up so I can only bumume you’ve finally gotten laid…

...or decided to become celibate.

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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

How do I get to your house? I feel the need to crawl in the bushes outside your window.

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