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Now, I think I speak for most guys when I say this: If you drag your teeth you better ****ing expect to get duffed in the face.

With that being said, yes and no. Obviously, don’t drag your teeth, its quite painful and ruins the whole purpose of giving head. Also, if the guy hasn’t juiced after about 20-30 minutes….urdoinitwrong. The whole premise of a blowjob is its suppose to be a “quickie.” Now, in some cases it can be perform during foreplay and even after intercourse, but if all you are gonna do is blow the guy then you better make him ****ing spooge in an relatively short amount of time otherwise it defeats the point of doing it.

Another good tip is ball play. Now balls aren’t for everyone but it usually does help your chances of getting him to great times if you play with his balls as well. Now, you can simply jiggle them with your hands or you can simply lick and suck on them as well. Its all relative.

Other than all that, thats really it. Asking what a guy likes can also help, although the occasional surprise can also be enjoyable…..most of the time.

The last piece of advice I can give is practice. All the time. Not necessarily on as many male reproductive organs as you can, but practice does make perfect. Watch porn for tips, tricks, and things of the like.

I can offer myself in the name of science for any female that wishes to practice, hone, and perfect her knob gobbling skills.

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For the sake of not editing the post I’ll post more here.

I was asked about the rules and regulations as far as guys are concerned. Here is what I have to say to that:

A guy can do and say whatever the **** he wants while getting head.

Although he should also remember that his male reproductive organ is in the jaws of someone who could ruin him at any second.

Alas, these are the risks we take.

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