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Pumpkin HOW U MINE 4 FLEZZ!!???>!!@

HellionZZZ

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3

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Troll

Guerilla Pwnage

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GNOHOMO

Nexuscore

Avatar: Spider Illustration
4

[For the lulz]

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

first you need to tear the door off your microwave, then point it at your face and turn it on.

sprinkle with salt to taste.


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Matraxia

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Nexuscore Posted:

first you need to tear the door off your microwave, then point it at your face and turn it on.

sprinkle with salt to taste.

I prefer pepper.


Don’t test me, I’m a ****in genius.

Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Don’t forget the Garlic, Teriyaki and Ginger… if you’re going to eat face… do it right! Do it Asian style! Also, don’t forget to have some sake with it… face is only good if you’re drinking…


no one can make you feel inferior without your consent, therefore, you must consent

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Microwave distilled water for a 1 minute.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Amp Zaphrix

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2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I prefer face with HP or Diana sauce, and a red wine, of course.


Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.

On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion.

BLACKPECKER

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 10 Troll

Serial Lincoln-Rapist

1. Do a barrel roll

2. Collect 5 bidoof

3. DO NOT fire your lazer before charging it.

Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

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Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Amp Zaphrix Posted:

I prefer face with HP or Diana sauce, and a red wine, of course.

Hmm… a red wine is nice, but how about having it with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti…?


no one can make you feel inferior without your consent, therefore, you must consent

Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

1. Smuggle a nucular weapon into your house.

2. Send a blackmail to Washington D.C. and demand a ransom of 3 billion Flezz.

3. ????

4. PROFIT!


I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Here’s my easy three step process:

1. Dig yourself a hole the length and width of your body, make sure its at least six feet deep

2. Lay down inside the hole

3. Ask a friend to cover you back up with the dirt you dug out of the hole

In this manner you should be able to acquire plenty of flezz


no one can make you feel inferior without your consent, therefore, you must consent

Rastapopoulos

Avatar: Blood Cells
15

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 21 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

1). Pick up a pick (or mining axe, if you’re a mining axe sort of person).

2). Select a spot to dig. Say, the middle of Trafalgar Square.

3). Dig deep into the Earth, far deeper than any man should ever go.

4). Uncover a Balrog.

5). Make unholy pact and sell your soul for flezz. Log in to see images!

As an added bonus, you no longer have to worry about the twisted reality that is existence! The pain deep, deep within your soul no longer wrenches at you, as you don’t have it. A big fire demon ate it.

Rastapopoulos edited this message on 03/10/2008 1:09PM

Ya ya, I’m an emo kid. I cut myself. Now, before you taunt me, consider this: I’m holding a razor blade and I’m not afraid of pain. Log in to see images!

ALI

Avatar: Middle Finger
1

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

PIHB


ta maman

twas

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15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Warpvader Posted:

3. ????

4. PROFIT!

Hey, can you all stop doing this? It was only funny once, on television. We don’t need all you break dancing iguanas doing it also.


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