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Sex Who would you rather have sex with?

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Fingerz Posted:

ITT: 12 YEAR OLD NERD VIRGINS VOTING ON SEX, SOMETHING THEY’RE NOT LIKELY TO HAVE FOR AT LEAST A DECADE. SORRY BUT THE CURRENT RESULT DOESN’T BOTHER ME AT ALL. BESIDES IT’S NOT LIKE I’M LOSING BY A HUGE MARGIN Log in to see images!

SMELLENA IS ALL LIKE HOT, U IS LIKE.., A DAWG, DAWG

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LOL COWS TOO


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BarneynPenorz

Avatar: Middle Finger
9

Level 47 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Erm, so Fingerz is a lady. Never saw that one coming but eh, looks good. But my vote goes to elena, since she’s more of my type.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

PROTIP: NEVER ACCEPT NEGATIVE JUDGEMENT ON YOUR LOOKS FROM SOMEBODY WHO IS TOO AFRAID TO POST THEIR OWN PICTURES. Log in to see images!


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

I think they’re both really hot.

I voted Elana in the end because she bought BP yesterday. (Admin votes can be bought.)

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Evil Trout Posted:

I voted Elana in the end because she bought BP yesterday.

it’s elena you fabulous person


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Nicco Posted:

it’s elena you fabulous person

Whatever, she bought my vote.

Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

elena has such pretty eyes and i like the shape of her skull much more than fingerz


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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btw you must be this hot:

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to ride my male reproductive organ

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Evil Trout Posted:

(Admin votes can be bought.)

My vote can be bought too. Haven’t voted yet…


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

dartagnan59

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

Elena, since she gave me a BP.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Fingerz Posted:

PROTIP: NEVER ACCEPT NEGATIVE JUDGEMENT ON YOUR LOOKS FROM SOMEBODY WHO IS TOO AFRAID TO POST THEIR OWN PICTURES. Log in to see images!

Agreed. (And I have posted my own pics, for the record.)


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Fingerz Posted:

PROTIP: NEVER ACCEPT NEGATIVE JUDGEMENT ON YOUR LOOKS FROM SOMEBODY WHO IS TOO AFRAID TO POST THEIR OWN PICTURES. Log in to see images!

THIS


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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bumpin dis thread for Elena’s sake Log in to see images!


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

bumpin dis thread for Elena’s sake Log in to see images!

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Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

Neither, I’m gay.

Also, dragonz…

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Gothzilla Posted:

Neither, I’m gay.

Also, dragonz…

(stupid ****ing dragons)

Being gay: acceptable.

Posting dragons on this thread: Fail. GTFO.


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

I hereby bump this thread for its epicness.

Also, I don’t think we can make a fair judgment or vote on either without more data.

Elena and Fingerz: post your bra sizes (and photographic proof that your telling da truf)


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Endrin

Avatar: Boobs
2

Level 27 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Goatse II Posted:

I hereby bump this thread for its epicness.

Also, I don’t think we can make a fair judgment or vote on either without more data.

Elena and Fingerz: post your bra sizes (and photographic proof that your telling da truf)

Indeed. Also they should each take several pictures showing themselves off in a better light to ensure that both of them have decent photos for us to decide with.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Goatse II Posted:

I hereby bump this thread for its epicness.

Also, I don’t think we can make a fair judgment or vote on either without more data.

Elena and Fingerz: post your bra sizes (and photographic proof that your telling da truf)

There is more to a woman than bra size. mammary glands are epic, but still…


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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Voted elenaratelimit.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Thumbz

Avatar: Model Posing

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

I am going to have to go with Elena, she looks like she would be fun to play with.


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