One day in the not so distant past a ****ty troll named Bondage**** was on his Alt character Jimmy the Re-Re. As he mistakenly clicked flamebate in hopes of finding flaming pron, he saw the words of an equally ****ty troll name Xylon. Xylon then made fun of tards. Bondage**** got so bumhurt that he swore to himself he would devote every waking moment to being the ****tiest troll who had ever lived. In his retard confusion he made his char an emo kid. Later his bumhurt reached a whole new level when he found the target of his pathetic attempt at trolling was an individual who loved self deprecating humor and had no shame or diginity. Thus Bondage****’s campaign of idiocy was marked for mbumive fail as he could not even troll the gayest man on Forumwarz, Xylon. Bondage**** stayed true to his emo character for the first time and stayed up all night cutting himself while crying and fapping to a picture of Xylon.

The moral of the story is, if you are going to be a ****ty troll, at least don’t be worse than Xylon, because then you are not only a failure, you are monstrously gay.

Oh Snap Dawg. Burrrrn.

Fingerz Posted:

I THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT GUY WAS ONE OF YOUR ALTS OR SOME ****.

Sadly no, Bondage**** is not one of my alts.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

You do realize you’re giving them the encouragement and validation they’re looking for, right?

Note: I am an arrogant prick who loves self-deprecation has a means of humor. Everyone who posts a thread like bondage**** who posts **** threads about my ego gives me fap material that strokes my ego while I stroke my male reproductive organ.

Xylon Posted:

I stroke my male reproductive organ.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

CroMagnon Posted:

Well said, strange fabulous person. Oh, and i would putt dwagonz here, but i cant be screwed.

Post dragons and I will hunt you down, kill you, and skull**** your corpse.

Its the flipping Troll forum, and all the cool kids are doint it Log in to see images!

Xylon Posted:

One day in the not so distant past a ****ty troll named Bondage**** was on his Alt character Jimmy the Re-Re. As he mistakenly clicked flamebate in hopes of finding flaming pron, he saw the words of an equally ****ty troll name Xylon. Xylon then made fun of tards. Bondage**** got so bumhurt that he swore to himself he would devote every waking moment to being the ****tiest troll who had ever lived. In his retard confusion he made his char an emo kid. Later his bumhurt reached a whole new level when he found the target of his pathetic attempt at trolling was an individual who loved self deprecating humor and had no shame or diginity. Thus Bondage****’s campaign of idiocy was marked for mbumive fail as he could not even troll the gayest man on Forumwarz, Xylon. Bondage**** stayed true to his emo character for the first time and stayed up all night cutting himself while crying and fapping to a picture of Xylon.

The moral of the story is, if you are going to be a ****ty troll, at least don’t be worse than Xylon, because then you are not only a failure, you are monstrously gay.

tl;dr

Jim McPerson Posted:

haha

lol Jim, I know, this **** is so funny, I just wish I had more popcorn Log in to see images!

Jim McPerson Posted:

lol Jim, I know, this **** is so funny, I just wish I had more popcorn Log in to see images!here Jim, have some of mine:

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