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Whores 50 things you propably should not say while having sex..

SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

1. Is it in already?

2. That’s all?

3. You’re kidding me!

4. (phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing special. you?

5. Do i have to pay for this?

6. Should i give you a call tomorow?

7. Ohhh, mommie, mommie!

8. Ohhh, daddie, daddie

9. You look better with the lights out.

10. This is much better than my previous girlfriend/boyfriend.

11. I thought this had to go in the other hole….

12. Don’t tell my husband/wife

13. You’ve got the same bra as my mother (especialy bad when the girls says it)

14. This sucks.

15. Can you hurry a little bit? I have got to go to a business meeting.

16. I realy hope you don’t expect a raise on your paycheck…

17. Yeah this will get you the job.

18. Jezus christ, is that all you can do.

19. Did i already tell you that i have herpes?

20. I think we should marrie.

21. Hurry up! The game is about to start.

22. I’m hungry. (No fran jokes about this one please!)

23. I’m thirsty.

24. zzzzzzzzzzzz.

25. Are you trying to be funny??

26. Can you bring me home after this?

27. Are those real?

28. Oh yeah, in case i forget i’m breaking up with you.

29. What’s that smell? is that you?

30. You’ve never did this before did you?

31. Wow, first time i’ve seen those.. (grabbing it..)

32. Do you know what some female spiders do after reproduction?

33. God! You and your sister are so alike.

34. Your mother is pretty nice.

35. What’s your name again?

36. Do i have to be here tomorrow?

37. Another time? I almost fell asleep the first time!

38. Awww, and you had only just started….

39. You are as good as a nine year old – trust me i know.

40. Dont touch that!

41. Want to order a pizza?

42. I think my dad is listning at the door.

43. Smile to the camera, sweety.

44. Something fun on the tellie?

45. Get your hand away from that place!!

46. I have reason to believe the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

47. I knew you were filling up your bra.

48. Cover me guys, i’m going in!!

49. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

50. The sealing need to be whitened

SplodeyDopy edited this message on 01/15/2009 1:44PM

Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP)

crumpet

Avatar: 39776 Sat Nov 08 15:06:39 -0500 2008
9

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 17 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

there’s blood in my stool


DRIP{ DROOL|... innnnnnnternet mmmmmmmagniffffficent!

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

One thing OP is:

1) unfunny fabulous person


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Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

.You have to move the fat rolls for me to put it in Log in to see images!


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Take a moment to enjoy an awesome song mixed with clips from The Watchman(since youtube is useless for proper music videos now)

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

heheh hey guys check out this funny email i got:


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SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

FarZaveR Posted:

One thing OP is:

1) unfunny fabulous person

i though it would be stupid enough for the people on forumwarz, i mean we are talking about people who love seven vibrating dildos.. everyone know only vibrators vibrate..Log in to see images!


Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP)

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

What do you have against ‘Y’ as a letter to end words with?


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SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

King Krimson Posted:

What do you have against ‘Y’ as a letter to end words with?

pretty much.. thanks for asking

it all started ten years ago when i was learning to swim..

me and my chinese mate went to the deep side of the pool.. there we almost drownt..


Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP)

BirdofPrey Posted:

heheh hey guys check out this funny email i got:

ok post it


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

# 51) Suck SplodeyDopy, don’t blow.

Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

#52) Mom, can we stop now?


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BongMaster420

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

delicious copypasta


Smoke Weed Everyday

P4RTYV4N

Avatar: 70849 Wed Jan 07 00:12:11 -0500 2009
7

[Jalapeno Bootyhole-
hearts Child Porn
]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Gay thred is gay

The Holy Fail

Avatar: 100917 Sat Jan 17 01:25:32 -0500 2009
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I remember seeing some of those in the “Life in Hell” comic.


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Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

I IZ R WUN LIKR UV DIS THREASD.


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http://grogflog.mybrute.com

SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

P4RTYV4N Posted:

Gay thred is gay

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Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP)

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Geocities 1998 called, they want their non-content back.


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Green porno!

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Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

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You get the point right?


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Unknown-Symp-
hony

Avatar: 115676 Fri Feb 27 23:26:27 -0500 2009

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

Wow I’ve certainly would not have known not to do that if you hadn’t told me.


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monkey bum r-
apist

Avatar: 120107 Fri Jan 30 18:03:02 -0500 2009
1

Level 26 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

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