1. Is it in already?

2. That’s all?

3. You’re kidding me!

4. (phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing special. you?

5. Do i have to pay for this?

6. Should i give you a call tomorow?

7. Ohhh, mommie, mommie!

8. Ohhh, daddie, daddie

9. You look better with the lights out.

10. This is much better than my previous girlfriend/boyfriend.

11. I thought this had to go in the other hole….

12. Don’t tell my husband/wife

13. You’ve got the same bra as my mother (especialy bad when the girls says it)

14. This sucks.

15. Can you hurry a little bit? I have got to go to a business meeting.

16. I realy hope you don’t expect a raise on your paycheck…

17. Yeah this will get you the job.

18. Jezus christ, is that all you can do.

19. Did i already tell you that i have herpes?

20. I think we should marrie.

21. Hurry up! The game is about to start.

22. I’m hungry. (No fran jokes about this one please!)

23. I’m thirsty.

24. zzzzzzzzzzzz.

25. Are you trying to be funny??

26. Can you bring me home after this?

27. Are those real?

28. Oh yeah, in case i forget i’m breaking up with you.

29. What’s that smell? is that you?

30. You’ve never did this before did you?

31. Wow, first time i’ve seen those.. (grabbing it..)

32. Do you know what some female spiders do after reproduction?

33. God! You and your sister are so alike.

34. Your mother is pretty nice.

35. What’s your name again?

36. Do i have to be here tomorrow?

37. Another time? I almost fell asleep the first time!

38. Awww, and you had only just started….

39. You are as good as a nine year old – trust me i know.

40. Dont touch that!

41. Want to order a pizza?

42. I think my dad is listning at the door.

43. Smile to the camera, sweety.

44. Something fun on the tellie?

45. Get your hand away from that place!!

46. I have reason to believe the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

47. I knew you were filling up your bra.

48. Cover me guys, i’m going in!!

49. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

50. The sealing need to be whitened