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Largehardonc-
ollider

Avatar: 99411 Thu Dec 25 13:38:10 -0500 2008

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

join the franumanitarian movement


Best Day Ever

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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

hey cool, it’s another unfunny fabulous person… how unexpected!


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Fran Fan Posted:

join the franumanitarian movement

Join my klan instead, being that there’s more than one of us and, thus far at least, we don’t suck.


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SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

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Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP)

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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OR FOADIAF


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Or I guess you could join a cult instead.


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Start as many clubs as you like. Celerysteve will always be the first to have his own fan club.

How much BP is Fran paying you, btw?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Goatse II Posted:

Start as many clubs as you like. Celerysteve will always be the first to have his own fan club.

How much BP is Fran paying you, btw?

Me? I’m getting nothing. If someone else is getting paid, let me know so I can go get mine.


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Why join just any klan?

...

Oh wait, did you think I was going somewhere with this? I’m not.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

and this is how it ends


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mNeMoNiC aLg-
0rItHm

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

wow! a whole bp? you betteer lick her woman's genitals forever


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PatchTheDumb-
****

Avatar: 117281 Tue Jan 13 16:17:47 -0500 2009

Level 2 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

This looks like a good clan.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Goatse II Posted:

Start as many clubs as you like. Celerysteve will always be the first to have his own fan club.

captain soda and klub powar were first, fabulous person


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Even Gunther was there before


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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

SplodeyDopy Posted:

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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Goatse II Posted:

Start as many clubs as you like. Celerysteve will always be the first to have his own fan club.

How much BP is Fran paying you, btw?

Not that anyone really cares, but Fran is not paying any of us. In fact we have yet to receive a comment of approval/disapproval from him/her.

Go ahead and join this guys klan. Personally I do not think most of you are cut out for ours.


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PatchTheDumb-
****

Avatar: 117281 Tue Jan 13 16:17:47 -0500 2009

Level 2 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

How would I join this klan?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Fran is Fat Posted:

How would I join this klan?

Take Tylenol. The instructions are at the bottom of the bottle.


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PatchTheDumb-
****

Avatar: 117281 Tue Jan 13 16:17:47 -0500 2009

Level 2 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Take Tylenol. The instructions are at the bottom of the bottle.

I already ate all of them. I’m still hungry.

An amiable p-
ersonage

Avatar: 97971 Thu Dec 18 12:48:23 -0500 2008

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

When a 5-foot, 275-pound woman found out she had a tumor on her spine, she was told by her local hospital to go the zoo to have a MRI because a regular MRI machine could not hold her weight, MyFOXKC.com reported.

Carolyn Ragan told the television station she discovered the tumor two years ago and, after the hospital told her she could not use their MRI machine, a medical bumistant said he would help her find a solution.

“So he suggested the Kansas City Zoo,” Ragan said. “I thought, I know I’m big, but I’m not as big as an elephant. And my husband got mad.”

The University of Kansas Hospital would not comment on Ragan’s claim, but said its MRI department does not know of any animal MRI in the Kansas City area that would scan a human.

Ragan’s problem was two-fold: She was too heavy for the table and too wide to slide through the opening.

Medical Imaging in Kansas City North, which has both closed and open MRI machines can typically hold up to 440 pounds, but sometimes a person who weighs less can still be out of luck, according to an MRI technician.

“It depends on how they are built a lot of times and what part of their body we’re scanning,” said technician Sarah Abbott of Medical Imaging. “(The machine) can only be so open before the magnetic field dissipates into the room.”

Ragan, who ended up having two surgeries and some paralysis, said she finally found an open MRI machine that held her weight, but it was embarrbuming and frustrating.

“They should have machines that fit most everybody,” she said.


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