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Zzyw

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22

[Consentual Sex]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

PWNED the Forum: Geronimo! Official Forums 7:22AM

Gear: Every point of offense I could get, save 1. I had HAPPYGAMEFUN for a program, where useless program that only wastes space is better. Pruneserv, male reproductive organblaster and Tonsil Regeneration for Ego.

Upgrades: Whine-O, Life After Death and everything else into offense.

Stats:

Offense 151

Ego 295

MO: run forum normally til the next to last thread, let Ego drop while you Bash/Drool, use LaD, use a couple of ‘roids (effect stacks, I had two active for an effective offense of 161), be left with low Ego (real life luck or a huge ‘roid stack help in this regard). Finish off thread and then the final thread is just Everybody hurts, LaD absorbs attack, Quoth the Raven.

Edit: this is how I did it the first time. It’s terribly inefficient, though.

Zzyw edited this message on 12/30/2008 4:28PM

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Haha awesome. I think I can beat it too on my Emo if he has Pink Floyd.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Hooray.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Countdown to Geronimo getting another buff… 3.. 2..

Grats, SG. Very well done.

Fran edited this message on 12/30/2008 7:51AM

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

impressive. more details please – items/.moar files/stats

Zzyw

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22

[Consentual Sex]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Physics Posted:

impressive. more details please – items/.moar files/stats

Updated the OP.

Manicken

Avatar: 100716 Wed Dec 24 12:52:54 -0500 2008

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Awesome…

I wonder what would happen if you skipped the threads and jumped right into the boss thread after the first one. Would it say you beat the forum, or would it say you had however many threads left?

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

How hard did Everybody Hurts and Quoth the Raven hit for?

Zzyw

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22

[Consentual Sex]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Fran Posted:

How hard did Everybody Hurts and Quoth the Raven hit for?

A little over 5700 and 4300. The margins are rather slim.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I think you deserve an epeen for this Log in to see images!

LookingGlbum

Avatar: 25772 Sun Jun 07 12:12:14 -0400 2009
27

[pizza party]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Very cool, congrats! That offense stat is pretty high.

With my new pink floyd obtained, I’ve got nothing better to do now. Fun to try and own it. Wish me luck!

LookingGlass edited this message on 12/30/2008 9:16AM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

LookingGlbum Posted:

Very cool, congrats! That offense stat is pretty high.

With my new pink floyd obtained, I’ve got nothing better to do now. Fun to try and own it. Wish me luck!

Unless you’re an emo kid, don’t waste your time trying.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Ahh congrats beat me to it. But yeah you beat it how I worked it out in my head.(I just needed the pink floyd.) Congrats again.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Manicken Posted:

Awesome…

I wonder what would happen if you skipped the threads and jumped right into the boss thread after the first one. Would it say you beat the forum, or would it say you had however many threads left?

Unless it’s changed to before it got the buff you had to pwn all the other threads also.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

You can use the stronger attack twice in the last thread, if you time it right Log in to see images!

...though if you’re fiddling about in the penultimate thread to do so, you’re probably not going to win any speedrun awards…

meeeeeeeeee edited this message on 12/30/2008 2:17PM

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Congrats! Very epic!

Zzyw

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22

[Consentual Sex]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

You can use the stronger attack twice in the last thread, if you time it right Log in to see images!

Goddamn I always thought the buff expired on the last turn. Why did I think that? Probably because someone posted something to that effect and I never bothered to test it for myself since zomg I might lose a forum visit.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

WOW! I hope the leaderboard will reflect this at rollover.

Take a video of it or something, that’s incredibly cool.

Zzyw

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22

[Consentual Sex]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

WOW! I hope the leaderboard will reflect this at rollover.

Take a video of it or something, that’s incredibly cool.

I’ve been on that leaderboard before the buff, and since it’s still there I think I’ll appear there tomorrow. A video of this wouldn’t be very interesting, nothing cool happens when you pwn it.

The Suspender

Avatar: 70366 Mon Dec 29 00:40:55 -0500 2008

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

You do know that Tonsil Regeneration only effects Permanoobs?

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