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Bug - 3 Speedrun jobs are impossible for lower levels

quantumenergy

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
43

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Dear Mr Good Trout,

I totally agree with your idea of calculating the speedrun time based on the actual time taken by various players to pwn the forums. However I think that this should not be applied to the speedrun time on the job board. Because as you know, most of the “good” time was achieved by players at high levels with good equipments. For players at lower levels like me, competing with these 1337 players is almost impossible. Moreover, it is kinda pointless that the jobs are hard enough to be done by level 35 players, when they are not available to them anyway.

Please look into this. Thanks!

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I heartily agree.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Don’t do Speedrun Jobs ?_?

quantumenergy

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
43

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Nicco Posted:

Don’t do Speedrun Jobs ?_?

Dear Mr Nicco,

That could be a solution, but as I said it would be pointless if such jobs are available for us while we can’t pwn them.

How many players under level 20 here have successfully finished a speedrun job?

Naxr

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

I think I did one or two when I was below 20. But then realised they were too much effort, so don’t bother with them.

KindFearless-
Leader

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I still generally don’t bother with them. They’ve always been mostly in the ‘almost undoable’ range for barely any extra cash.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

I can do speedrun jobs with my level 15 hacker. Your argument is invalid.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

About the same cash, impossible to complete, a mere +1JP at level 35.

In all honesty, the timed jobs should have speedrun times tracked on a per-clbum/per-level basis. No leaderboard stuff, just keeping the times reasonable for people who aren’t doing 1k damage to denture chat every round.

greggcarson

Avatar: Middle Finger
3

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Stop ****ing and level up, the speed run missions are allways hard, as you go up levels they get harder, I don’t even think I could do them, it usally involves pwning cosplay or that fetish places in under a minute.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Usually they are are undoable because of site lags.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’ve never seen a situation where my lower-level characters can’t do a full run of non-speed jobs on the job board. So what’s the big deal if there are ones they can’t do?

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

MC Banhammer Posted:

I’ve never seen a situation where my lower-level characters can’t do a full run of non-speed jobs on the job board. So what’s the big deal if there are ones they can’t do?

The deal is that those jobs are 100% pointless. It’s like you could also add some jobs with the description “don’t do this job”.

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Lower levels, ****. I’m a Level 35 Troll and I can’t do them most of the time. One of the many reasons I can’t wait for that Pink Floyd…

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

quantumenergy Posted:

Moreover, it is kinda pointless that the jobs are hard enough to be done by level 35 players, when they are not available to them anyway.

Um, what?

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Wylin Posted:

Um, what?

the jobs on the job board for a lv1 character still have times that are impossible to obtain until lv35

but then, those jobs aren’t available to the lv35 (job board gets new forums as u level up)

EDIT: they’re mostly there to annoy and entertain

just stick with the non-speed run forums

ghax edited this message on 12/25/2008 6:15PM

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

oh, and what’s preventing people from leveling?

quantumenergy

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
43

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Wylin Posted:

oh, and what’s preventing people from leveling?

The cap of 4 visits per day, of course.

Also even when you are at level 35 you can’t do a speedrun level 1 forum job, and that’s the main point here.

Ninja Dragon

Avatar: 98317 Mon Mar 02 19:27:47 -0500 2009
1

[WeChall]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

They mean that the denture chat jobs are to be done by lv1 range ppl, the plastic surgery jobs are to be done by lv2 range ppl, etc.

But whats the point of having a mission for lv 1 only if only lv 20s are able to do it?

The speedrun jobs just sit there, being useless.

Ninja Dragon edited this message on 12/25/2008 8:13PM
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