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Religion Ho Ho Ho!

Merry Christmas children!

My sack is bulging with toys for the little girls and boys this year. I hope Rudolph will be able to take it all at once!


I hope all of you have sent your lists to me! You’ve only got a couple days left before I grease up and slide down your chimneys…

If you haven’t, you should get your parents’ credit card because I’ve heard next-day UPS to the North Pole isn’t cheap.


On a slightly obscure note, please remind your parents to prepare your chimneys with a cleaning log. It’s always a pain for Mrs. Claus to get creosote out of my beard.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

SANTA!!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

But I’m Jewish.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

I want a pony :3


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ShadyPixels

Avatar: Blood Cells
28

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

What kind of milk would you prefer?

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

And 100 BP


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DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I want a new car.


om nom nom

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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dear santa,

 

why is your voting status ‘brown nose’

do you like poop

i would like to have poop for christmas

 

bye,

 

nicco


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TimeForAndro-
gyny

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4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Captain, my GAYDAR is going haywire! Set phasers to OH MY!

I want Johnny Depp in a sailor suit. Is that so much to ask?


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Dear Santa,

Gimme a Log in to see images!.

Oh, and more E-Peen is never bad, don’t you think? I wish to get past scully someday.

Love,

Fran.

Fran edited this message on 12/22/2008 6:36PM

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Shinobu

Avatar: 67073 Sat Nov 01 14:39:53 -0400 2008
5

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

i wouldn’t mind some bp santa Log in to see images! =]

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҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉

Team Awesome Face

Join And Win +12 internetz and a free cookie tub me for invite

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TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I want toy.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

World peace.

Or an E-peen. Either way, really.


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Green porno!

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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

I want a BB Gun or Peace for everyone on Earth.


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

i want the fw codebase Log in to see images!


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-Ghost-

Avatar: -Ghost-'s Avatar
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

*puts out cup of milk and cookies by the Christmas tree*


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JacksonKelley

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5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

I want a waffle iron and whatever booze you can get would be GREAT.


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Ever regret not investing in IBM back in the 80’s? Well here’s your chance to redeem yourself. Grey Goose FTW.

KosherRaepdog

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 3 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Oye ve!

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Awesome imo


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0Dy553I_I5

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

HI SANTA.

I would like 10bp and a puppy.

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