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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

DarkDespair5 Posted:

Is your favorite company

www.falcon-nw.com?

Computer company, yes. Log in to see images!

But keep in mind I’m not drunk anymore. Log in to see images!


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

I picked the wrong night to spend time with my friends and family.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

FalconFour Posted:

because something kinda ****ed up the “sex” part of my brain when i was like 15 or 16 or some**** and instead of getting attracted to girls i got attracted to f16s, then i started thinking falcons were hot because they’re like, falcons, and the f-16 is called the “falcon”... and then i thought their pilots were ****ing hot… then i pretty much decided that anything awesome is hot (you know like crotch rockets, skydiving, etc). also always wanted an uncut male reproductive organ because cirgreat timescision is for fabulous persony jews like my **** of a mom, so i’m like, omfg uncut male reproductive organs are hot and i started fapping to male reproductive organs, so like, yeah

BAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH THIS IS THE WINNING POST SO FAR

****ING SAVED.

update: finished reading thread. Fingerz gayspam stopped enhancing lulz after page 3.

epic thread though. wow.

lol’d at patchthedarknut reference after gay.

hahah i;m so glad he got unpermad.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 12/22/2008 4:18AM

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

sad that the most embarrbuming post is the funniest. screw you tubs. Log in to see images! FalconFour edited this message on 12/22/2008 4:22AM


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learn to ****ing spel

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

FalconFour Posted:

sad that the most embarrbuming post is the funniest. screw you tubs. Log in to see images!

lmao, internet. everyone faps to everything.

my friend is like ‘hoho no male reproductive organs in my porn please” but when i work on his computer there’s some pretty interesting history on there.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

okay okay

next weekend (this weekend? hurr) i’ll make it a point to get ****faced then come on flamebate for another round of interrogation.

probably vodka this time. if i can afford it. food stamps don’t pay for booze unfortunately. lol

damn red underlining always makes me backspace and i type slow as hell though… if i didn’t see the red underline i highly doubt i’d give a **** about half the typos i made. Log in to see images!

edit: seriously i could hardly stand the taste of that ****ing beer. might as well make it something i can just down real quick then pbum out from. last time i the whole bottle

FalconFour edited this message on 12/22/2008 4:26AM

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learn to ****ing spel

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

does alcohol make falconfour cool?

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

there should be a night where everyone on flamebate PUIs.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Inertia Posted:

does alcohol make falconfour cool?

naw it just makes him post hilarious embarbuming personal anecdotes


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

naw it just makes him post hilarious embarbuming personal anecdotes

which is cool, right?

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

hey gyus i will prtend im durnk ant wil maek stupid posts – matt ‘falcon’ smith


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

no srsly

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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Celerysteve Posted:

no srsly

[img]http://www.frontiernet.net/~rainh2o/bad%20threads/GREAT%20Thread%20congrats.jpg[/img]

fixed.

Oleg edited this message on 12/22/2008 8:07AM

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

why do you want to fornicate with airplanes? is this about that pizza job you couldnt get?


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

why do you want to fornicate with airplanes? is this about that pizza job you couldnt get?

LOL


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

FalCoN Posted:

How did you invent the Moving male reproductive organ Spoiler?

talking about this: Log in to see images!

Too bad Nicco did it first, fabulous persons
http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/224866

WTG, GGM…take the credit for some more crap you didn’t make up, why don’t you?

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CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

Fingerz Posted:

Too bad Nicco did it first, fabulous persons

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/224866

WTG, GGM…take the credit for some more crap you didn’t make up, why don’t you?

If I remember correctly, FalconFour gave Nicco credit…


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

CaptainDDL Posted:

If I remember correctly, FalconFour gave Nicco credit…

He did, but FALCON has an evil plan to convince the internet that F4 created it. I intend to stop that rumor before it has a chance to start.

SRS BSNSS

I want some damn DOritos


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

the point is that F4 is a better poster than he was while being in 7VD. it is insignificant if he invented the moving male reproductive organ spoiler or not.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

FalCoN Posted:

it is insignificant if he invented the moving male reproductive organ spoiler or not.

QFT


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