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Business Regarding the new E-peen length system

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

shrtcat Posted:

True, but there have been many threads in the past about this same subject, and tons of people were ****ing about the same thing.

And still, not everyone. There are THOUSANDS of people who filled out the survey, but only hundreds who post on Flamebate. If that many.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

CoreyJess Posted:

Otherwise, how the hell are you going to encourage new players and grow the community if new players are discouraged from the beginning?

Might I suggest, peens for being the “X”th player to join? Like, every 100 new players (Not legal alts)

shrtcat edited this message on 12/11/2008 5:57PM

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

MC Banhammer Posted:

And still, not everyone. There are THOUSANDS of people who filled out the survey, but only hundreds who post on Flamebate. If that many.

I highly doubt a single one of them (at least that wasn’t trollan) actually wrote “Other: the epeen system where one peen whore can ruin it for everyone” on the “What do you like most about Forumwarz?” question…

What side are you ON, anyway?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

MC Banhammer Posted:

And still, not everyone. There are THOUSANDS of people who filled out the survey, but only hundreds who post on Flamebate. If that many.

*Falcon Four’s post*

Plus, It’s not like we can’t TELL guess that everyone hates it, if the system changes tomorrow, we aren’t going to get 100 million threads of ****ing about the system change.

Bling Fling

Avatar: Bling Fling's Avatar
21

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Old system (just displaying the number of E-Peen) was fine, please just revert.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

shrtcat Posted:

True, but there have been many threads in the past about this same subject, and tons of people were ****ing about the same thing.

It’s only been live for a month this way. You gotta give me some time to address things.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

FalconFour Posted:

I highly doubt a single one of them (at least that wasn’t trollan) actually wrote “Other: the epeen system where one peen whore can ruin it for everyone” on the “What do you like most about Forumwarz?” question…

What side are you ON, anyway?

I’m on the side of changing the system, AND on the side of taking your annoyingly inflammatory posts out of Game Discussion.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Okay, it’s been changed. Enjoy your new male reproductive organes!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Evil Trout Posted:

It’s only been live for a month this way. You gotta give me some time to address things.

I didn’t mean to seem like I was rushing you, I know you have a trillion things on the go anyways, as long as I can get a “Ok, I’ll change when I have time whenever”, I’m happy Log in to see images!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

WHATLog in to see images!

5 inch watwawtwathappened??

Looming

Avatar: 53492 Mon Nov 24 17:14:02 -0500 2008
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Looming is now a meme.

I’ve got to come out of my usual lurking mode to say I strongly agree with the sentiments posted in this thread. As other people have noted, I don’t mind at all a system where peen is weighted for rarity, but constantly seeing peen length shrink because you haven’t managed to win a medal one week and the person at the top of the peen board has, just gives no encouragement.

Just another thing to think about :

This is the only online game I’ve ever given money to and it wasn’t because of the storyline, it was because I enjoyed the achievement of getting the new peens beyond the time that the storyline ended. If this system had come into place before I had donated, I very much doubt I would have bothered. So, not only do I think this is affecting the growth of the community (as others have said), I also think it could lead to fewer donations as people drift away without getting initially hooked by that sense of seeing your peen count grow as you play through the storyline.

Anyway, I certainly hope you look to address this in some way.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

shrtcat Posted:

I didn’t mean to seem like I was rushing you, I know you have a trillion things on the go anyways, as long as I can get a “Ok, I’ll change when I have time whenever”, I’m happy Log in to see images!

I’d already said in earlier threads that I’d look into it. Or at least I’m pretty sure I did.

Anyway, it’s done now. My male reproductive organ is considerably smaller Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Mine is still pretty long!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Evil Trout Posted:

I’d already said in earlier threads that I’d look into it. Or at least I’m pretty sure I did.

Anyway, it’s done now. My male reproductive organ is considerably smaller Log in to see images!

Anyone who ever said you weren’t an excellent troll was a fool. Log in to see images!

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Heh, I hope this was the last time we got cirgreat timescised. Log in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

thanks, i love my new 5 inches when it was 9 inches before lol

Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

It doesn’t really matter, but OP is right. Signed.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Evil Trout Posted:

Okay, it’s been changed. Enjoy your new male reproductive organes!

I hate this Log in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

this is like a quick fix thing i hope

Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Johnny Mac Posted:

I hate this Log in to see images!

You don’t enjoy your new male reproductive organ?

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON edited this message on 12/11/2008 6:20PM
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