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Business Regarding the new E-peen length system

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

quite interesting how your peen is 2 inches larger than mine because of one or two peens, tho i have some you dont

It’s not a number of peens, it’s the peens you have. While I’m not sure what counts for how much, I’m fairly certain that the peens for my medals in dom have a lot to do with my length.

Further edit now that I’ve done a side by side comparison:

You have Dumpster Diver that I don’t. You have two clbum specific peen and I have the corresponding clbum specific peen. I have 11 peens that you don’t have: An Extra Quarter, Crucifiable, Friend of Forumwarz: Gold, Impressively Pathetic, Legal in Luxembourg, Let Them Eat Cake!, More Property than Monopoly, One Angry Man, Pythons Run Wild on You, The Gimp: Season 1, Venti Mocha No Foam

My extra length compared to you is pretty justified.

spacekadt edited this message on 12/11/2008 6:53PM

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

mine is still long by raccoon dog standards Log in to see images!

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

signed.

Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Some people have peens that cannot be aqcuired any more. Those peens should be the ones that scale according to the overall amount of persons with a particular peen.

What I mean is that if someeone has every peen CURRENTLY available, they should still be at max length. Someone who does NOT have evey peen currently available, but some that are NOT available, could still achieve max length if the numbers were juggled.

Either that, or mabye add a “Girth” measurment to account for One time only E peens or Peens that cannot be obtained anymore.

Length isn’t everything. I mean, mine looks like a soupcan.

Snickkers

Avatar: 91933 Tue Jan 20 01:33:39 -0500 2009

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

My peen lost 6 ****in’ inches.

What the ****.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

So even though I once had one of the biggest, I now have this flaccid stump?

SuperCrateRo-
ll64

Avatar: harblgar

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Raepdog just isn’t a Raepdog without a peen of 10” or more.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

so you just made it more annoying for everyone because having some funny inch joke is still the priority

the # system was better/more accurate/gave an incentive

this is just ****

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Also, ET just ruined all chances of us getting new players.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

AAHZ Posted:

Also, ET just ruined all chances of us getting new players.

New players don’t know what e-peen is.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

shrtcat Posted:

New players don’t know what e-peen is.

when they find out they will leave. Nobody will want to waste their time with this crap.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

AAHZ Posted:

Also, ET just ruined all chances of us getting new players.

I disagree… as they play through they’ll actually see their peen *grow* instead of shrink every time scully reaches a new milestone.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

the entire game is unbalanced, boring, and broken.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

spacekadt Posted:

It’s not a number of peens, it’s the peens you have. While I’m not sure what counts for how much, I’m fairly certain that the peens for my medals in dom have a lot to do with my length.

Further edit now that I’ve done a side by side comparison:

You have Dumpster Diver that I don’t. You have two clbum specific peen and I have the corresponding clbum specific peen. I have 11 peens that you don’t have: An Extra Quarter, Crucifiable, Friend of Forumwarz: Gold, Impressively Pathetic, Legal in Luxembourg, Let Them Eat Cake!, More Property than Monopoly, One Angry Man, Pythons Run Wild on You, The Gimp: Season 1, Venti Mocha No Foam

My extra length compared to you is pretty justified.

so due to medals mostly you get 2 inches? faugh

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

spacekadt Posted:

I disagree… as they play through they’ll actually see their peen *grow* instead of shrink every time scully reaches a new milestone.

how about we watch it grow in numbers like the good ole days

Grayson81

Avatar: Corset 2
24

Level 68 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Hmm… My Peen appears to have fallen from 8.77” to 5.43”.

Maybe it’s a good thing, I was getting annoyed by my victims’ screams…

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

so due to medals mostly you get 2 inches? faugh

Due to medals, due to topping cred leaderboard before it went away, due to placing in the top 10 in season 1 of dom, due to silly contests, for extra donations… sure. Some of those count more than others (I would certainly hope An Extra Quarter or Let Them Eat Cake! isn’t worth much), but getting more than a few medals is generally quite a bit harder than finishing a loop or just pwning forums.

By the way, did you catch that I have *10* peens more than you do? Average of .2” per peen. It’s not like we have the same number of peen and I’m 2 inches bigger.

spacekadt edited this message on 12/11/2008 7:07PM

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

DOM sucks and is boring.

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Signed.

AIDSFACE34

Avatar: Blonde Woman
8

Level 58 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

Holy **** my E-Peen halved, that is nuts.

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