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OH **** I JUST LOST $99

Carix

9.42"

Level 61 Troll

“Grendel”

you should get this guy to do a review of forumwarz…

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Yahtzee+Croshaw

In soviet russia God worships YOU!!!!

Posted On: 12/09/2008 10:49AM

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ezek

12.02"

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

However, when I see articles published in the Pantsu tag featuring the panty shots of Nintendo characters, while our hard work goes ignored, it does sting a bit.

lol Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 12:47PM

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TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

wait how did this lose him $99

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 12/09/2008 1:00PM

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I AM The SKA-
BOSS

8.7"

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Carix Posted:

you should get this guy to do a review of forumwarz…

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Yahtzee+Crosha

Now I personally think that would be interesting.

Posted On: 12/09/2008 1:01PM

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Evil Trout

MODERATOR

10.45"

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

I AM The SKA BOSS Posted:

Now I personally think that would be interesting.

He was one of the first guys I emailed once it launched. Never heard back.

If anyone has an in witht him I’d love to hear it Log in to see images!

Posted On: 12/09/2008 1:04PM

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Shinobu

8.4"

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

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҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉

Team Awesome Face

Join And Win +12 internetz and a free cookie tub me for invite

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 1:13PM

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nevkick

10.91"

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Supports nuclear holocaust in the form of clan love.

Just go old school with this. Send a team with fliers to hang on peoples’ doors. Yes, in the real world.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 12/09/2008 1:16PM

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Nicco

MODERATOR

29.59"

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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MC Banhammer Posted:

Y’know what your best marketing tools would be?

1) Write a bot to crawl the web looking for forums and blogs which, when finding them, posts “Great site! Now check out ours! A great game at www.forumwarz.com !”

2) Send an e-mail to every registered user on the site with the above content, and which, when opened, raids their contact list and sends itself to everyone on the contact site.

Yeah. Those would be great marketing tools.

lol nimp.org

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 2:21PM

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ANGRY HOBO

8.2"

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

MC Banhammer Posted:

Y’know what your best marketing tools would be?

1) Write a bot to crawl the web looking for forums and blogs which, when finding them, posts “Great site! Now check out ours! A great game at www.forumwarz.com !”

2) Send an e-mail to every registered user on the site with the above content, and which, when opened, raids their contact list and sends itself to everyone on the contact site.

Yeah. Those would be great marketing tools.

i also know a great marketing tool.

make a game that is actualy worth paying for

Posted On: 12/09/2008 2:24PM

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Inego Loxy O-
hearn Vixen -
Eerhart John-
Ian Za Za

4.4"

Level 13 Hacker

IM A WORTHLESS PERSON, SEE ME PRETENDING IM PROUD OF IT. PS NICCO IS AWESOME YO

Evil Trout Posted:

OH **** I JUST LOST $99

AHAHAHAHA

Inego Loxy Ohearn Vixen Eerhart John Ian Za Za edited this message on 12/09/2008 2:28PM

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 2:26PM

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maxvance

6.1"

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Well, I can’t wait to see the results of all this.

(USER WAS AWARDED 7 BP FOR THIS POST)

Posted On: 12/09/2008 5:04PM

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Inertia

17.77"

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

holy **** this game is indie

lol i’m playing indie game

POST HERE TO GET BP

http://moon-child.mybrute.com/

Posted On: 12/09/2008 5:11PM

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Olaf the hobo

6.65"

[The Airship]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

people who do reviews that are well-known are bumholes. truthLog in to see images!

i do this **** for no reason. also give me bp for ep.2 :3

Posted On: 12/09/2008 5:15PM

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BlankTH

12.38"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

What does $99 have to do with it?

Carix Posted:

you should get this guy to do a review of forumwarz…

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Yahtzee+Crosha

Not if you want a good review.

Evil Trout Posted:

No, it’s definitely him. We’re now emailing back and forth.

What’s he saying?

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 5:17PM

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King Krimson

12.92"

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

YahtzeeLog in to see images!

Of course, I was following him way, way before he sold out to the escapist.

If the words ‘Rob Blanc’ or ‘Yahtzee takes on the universe’ mean anything to you, then you and I have much to discuss.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 12/09/2008 5:32PM

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Raepdog

15.78"

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Guy sounds kinda douchy. We don’t need his weaboo kind. Though to be honest I don’t think that was harsh criticism.

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 6:14PM

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Raepdog

15.78"

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

King Krimson Posted:

YahtzeeLog in to see images!

Of course, I was following him way, way before he sold out to the escapist.

If the words ‘Rob Blanc’ or ‘Yahtzee takes on the universe’ mean anything to you, then you and I have much to discuss.

His comic sucked.

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Posted On: 12/09/2008 6:17PM

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AAHZ

15.68"

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Evil Trout please tell me you have another source of income besides this site.

You are smarter than that.

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UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

Posted On: 12/09/2008 6:17PM

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CrinkzPipe

18.68"

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

AAHZ Posted:

Evil Trout please tell me you have another source of income besides this site.

You are smarter than that.
Log in to see images!

Remeber. This is ET and the CZ crew we are talking about.

Posted On: 12/09/2008 6:21PM

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King Krimson

12.92"

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Raepdog Posted:

His comic sucked.

Yes, but I was younger and less discerning then.

Besides, I never said that the comic was good, I was just saying that round about the time the comic still existed was when he came to my attention.

So however bad the comic was, I was following him for longer than the normal fan, and are, as such (by bizarre internet logic), better than the other fans.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 12/10/2008 5:37AM

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[Giveupalready]

Level 61 Troll

“Grendel”

[Lee Harvey Oswalds- Orphan Powered De-ath Machine]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

[And The Banned Pla-yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

[70 Character Story-tellers]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

[team awesome face]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Supports nuclear holocaust in the form of clan love.

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Level 13 Hacker

IM A WORTHLESS PERSON, SEE ME PRETENDING IM PROUD OF IT. PS NICCO IS AWESOME YO

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

[The Airship]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

[Snobby McSnobbers-ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

[To Your Scattered -Raepdogs Go]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

[To Your Scattered -Raepdogs Go]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

[Forumwarz Active P-layers]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

[Snobby McSnobbers-ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine]

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

[70 Character Story-
tellers]

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go]

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go]

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers]

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]