You really think they are going to make this clbum because there is a thread about it? We have enough anyways.

You think they are going to make any new clbum for that matter? Probably going to have to wait a year for ep3 for that, so wait until then.

Even then cross-clbuming seems like a higher possibility.

Laguna Posted:

Too controversial.

Angry hobo Posted:

no, and if there was a new clbum it would be the geek with his vast anime knowledge and dumb memes and facts no one cares about

yeah the nerd would be an awesome clbum

edit: damn gd

HAMSTERPUSHER99999 Posted:

After playing this game for… A couple weeks? It’s great, but throughout the entire game, I felt something was missing… Something big. A LARGE part of the internet left unrepresented. And I just found out what it is.

We need a Pedophile clbum.

Should this really be in Game Discussion?

No we make fun of pedophiles via the forums (pony forum anyone). We don’t want to BE the pedo’s. Even the pedos don’t want to be known as pedophiles.

On the other hand, even though we make fun of the furries, a furry clbum would be kinda hilarious.

Maybe in episode 3

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

I’d think some sort of “Fanboy” clbum would be welcome, since those people actually are a plague on the internet. But clbumes are generally created by their particular method of ruining the internet, i.e. trolls are deliberately antagonistic; emos and camwhores seek attention and drama; noobs are relentless, incorrigible, and almost-adorable; hackers attack codes and computers, not people. So any new clbum would have to fit into that sort of categorization. I don’t know how much “I will bore people to death with my exhaustive technical knowledge and limitless ability to debate minutiae” really fits in there. It would be kind of fun though.

Personally though, I think I’d rather see the other clbumes get developed a little more than a host of new ones. Hackers could use a second skill tree, after all.

Oh that’s easy.

Sure, most of the Internet doesn’t think highly of ______, but that’s because you haven’t explained it to them yet. Oh, and they will learn to love ______, even if it takes years of incessant forum posting reminding them how wrong they really are, and how _______ is the one true path to enlightenment.

Another attack: Giant ****ing wall of text about ______. very specially high damage, reasonable skill drain, loooong refresh rate.

edit: The counter forum they’d face at the end of Ep. 2 would be another fanboy forum. ‘Cause nobody fights as rabidly or without as little provocation as possible as fanboys (even if they like the same thing!).

We already have a pedophile clbum here. It’s called “troll”, amirite?

Also, rather than suggesting new themes for clbum, why not suggest play mechanics? Fanboy and Furry have been suggested for months, but while people have been leaping at the chance to suggest them AGAIN, nobody has bothered to come up with styles to make them unique.

Trolls are a high defense clbum intended to win through attrition – nigh unstoppable, but with lower damage.

Emokids are a berserker clbum – weaker all around, but become significantly more powerful the more of a beating they take.

Camwhores are a glbum cannon – they can do lots of damage quickly, but need to pop pills like the fist of northstar to stay alive and can’t do so without losing damage.

Hackers are a methodical clbum – they have an attack cycle, and do their damage in powerful hits that occur over the course of that cycle while using the remaining rounds to heal and regenerate their PP.

Re-res and permanoobs are challenge clbumes, and so are irrelevant.

So does anybody actually have a play mechanic for these new clbumes that are being suggested, or do you just think that you can just pick a name and let the magical content fairies take it from there?

ULTIMATE PANTS Posted:

I think the current clbumes are an efficient variety as is.

But if they do decide to create another clbum, I won’t stop ‘em.

A fanboy clbum sounds the most probable so far.

My only idea would a sheep clbum. Attacks consist of quote stealing, old memes, old videos, the latest fads, mimicing posts etc because they cannot think for themselves. Attacks use ‘Fail’, which is your strongest attribute, with ego being a close second. Weakest being Charisma and attack, as your un-original and everyones heard it before. Also easily bumhurt so low defense Log in to see images!

ED in a nutshell, I like it.

So basically the OP is implying that pedophiles are a huge part of the internets?