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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

you are in a dark damp jail cell

there is a guard nearby but he’s sleepin’

what do you do brave adventurer


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MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

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8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

get gun


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

MOCK-CONGLERS **** Posted:

get gun

the guard has a pistol holstered but it’s too far away to reach through the bars


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

take house, burn garden, oh wait, nvm

ANGRY HOBO edited this message on 12/01/2008 4:09PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Pull out my male reproductive organ and bum-enjoy the guard.

Yes it’s long enough.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

**** in pants (I really had to go)


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

take a dump and wait for the ****ty smell to wake up the guard


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Fingerz Posted:

**** in pants (I really had to go)

your pants are now wet and the stench of urine fills the room

the guard stirs in his sleep

you think he might be getting an erection


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Physics Posted:

take a dump and wait for the ****ty smell to wake up the guard

>object “dump” not found


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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

crayoncakes Posted:

>object “dump” not found

ah crap.

> play r kelly casette


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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Physics Posted:

ah crap.

> play r kelly casette

using your bardic skills you sing the sweet tunes of r. kelly

the guard begins to awaken

suddenly out of nowhere your mother appears and asks you why you’re playing your gay little games with your friends again

the cell disappears and you are at a table in the basement, with three friends and an angry mother


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

throw a stone at your mother’s head and start eating her legs together with your mates while she is screaming for mercy.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Download child porn and jack off to it in front of your dying mother while your three friends eat her body. great times on her horrified face. Tell your friends to pull down their pants so you can give them blowjobs. Start licking their delicious male reproductive organs.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

After having eaten your mother’s brain, call Jeremy Rifkin and tell him that his books are ****ty. Also call Heath Ledger to find out that he’s dead.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

>Put on HAT and WIZARD’S ROBE.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

scribit

Avatar: 70198 Sun Nov 30 17:28:03 -0500 2008

Level 26 Hacker

I luv my avatar

Search for invisible walls.


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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

>Throw table at mother


Jonne the Re-
-re

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Level 12 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Hit self. With a gun.

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IMA GEUIUS DUH0HR

Douchous Noo-
bus

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[The Douche]

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Somebody Posted:

>Throw table at mother

Fed up with your mother’s bull**** you heave the table at her with a manly roar

It falls over and breaks a nearby lamp. Your mother comments that the cost of the lamp is coming out of your allowance and walks back into the kitchen.


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