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My Oh My

Avatar: 51276 2010-09-24 23:37:37 -0400

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

Threaten to burn the house down.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Aesop Rock Posted:

Threaten to burn the house down.

You yell your threats after your mother, threatening to burn down the house with your potent wizardly powers. She yells back that she’d like to see you try and that you don’t have the balls.

Your friends seem uncomfortable.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

> gtfo

> go emo


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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

FalconFour Posted:

> gtfo

> go emo

you storm out of the house in a fit of desperation. Your mother doesn’t understand. She never understood! Weeping, you run through the suburbs. Only the knowledge that you have your favorite wolf shirt on comforts you.


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

go to brazil Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Look around and see if your friends followed you out of the house.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

H4z0r

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

crayoncakes Posted:

you storm out of the house in a fit of desperation. Your mother doesn’t understand. She never understood! Weeping, you run through the suburbs. Only the knowledge that you have your favorite wolf shirt on comforts you.

Alone and homeless, you now must resort to sucking male reproductive organ for money. The tricks never pay you and just laugh at you though. Your so hungry, you now must swallow the great times for sustenance.


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

was Posted:

Look around and see if your friends followed you out of the house.

You look back, and see them watching you from the porch, still clutching their roleplaying implements. They seem unsure about following further.

There is a park nearby, perhaps a larp is in order???


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

No, go to the red light street


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Head to the park.


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

eat a male reproductive organ

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

eat a male reproductive organ

(not really crayon is cool i like crayon Log in to see images!

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Join a Linkin Park cover band.

King Krimson edited this message on 12/02/2008 7:36AM

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Agent_Orange

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

I AM TITANIUS ANGLESMITH, FANCYMAN OF CORNWOOD


crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

quangntenemy Posted:

No, go to the red light street

After a brief consultation with your friends you all agree to larp in the red light district.

A short drive in the wizard’s van later and you are in a rundown part of town. To the north, there is a small group of Negroes. To the west, there is a crack whore. To the east there is an alley.


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Regard the crack whore as a ‘princess’, and attempt to rescue her from the ‘evil minions’ (Negroes).

(Not that I’m saying the Negroes are actually evil)

(But they may be.)

King Krimson edited this message on 12/02/2008 9:33AM

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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

>Check pockets for items


Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

Agent_Orange Posted:

I AM TITANIUS ANGLESMITH, FANCYMAN OF CORNWOOD


FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

crayoncakes Posted:

After a brief consultation with your friends you all agree to larp in the red light district.

A short drive in the wizard’s van later and you are in a rundown part of town. To the north, there is a small group of Negroes. To the west, there is a crack whore. To the east there is an alley.

Talk to the negroes.

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