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BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Guess what! You can wear glbumes! You don’t have a shop for them, though, so you may want to check the Ppwn Shoppe every day for new glbumes. Maybe the epic Earbleeders will pop up, the best glbumes in the game! Either way, if you don’t have anything to waste money on, this is great (especially seeing as the Earbleeders cost about   600,000).

There. Now float this and we don’t have to make a new thread every mother****ing day. Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Thank you for this fine service.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Shock news Log in to see images!

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Holy crap! Really? News to me.[/sarcasm]

And /signed if there was something to be signed.

Balloon edited this message on 11/26/2008 1:55PM

DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

The Earbleeders are worth it, even if they cost more than god.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

all in due time.

greggcarson

Avatar: Middle Finger
3

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

They may cost alot but when you hit the high 20s or so and have no need for consumables and are grinding those last few level the money stacks up.

Also have they appeared recently, i remember a bit ago they showed up like 2 or 3 days in a row, is the ppwn shop random or does someone decide some of the items are in it each day?

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

BaconSupreme Posted:

Guess what! You can wear glbumes!

FUH? RLY?

I approve of this message.

-XI- edited this message on 11/26/2008 5:36PM

ShadyPixels

Avatar: Blood Cells
34

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

From what I’ve seen on the internet, emo kids wear glbumes more often than permanoobs and trolls. How come we don’t get any?

I thought forumwarz was supposed to be the internet in game form, not a shallow lie.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

BaconSupreme Posted:

Guess what! You can wear glbumes! You don’t have a shop for them, though, so you may want to check the Ppwn Shoppe every day for new glbumes. Maybe the epic Earbleeders will pop up, the best glbumes in the game! Either way, if you don’t have anything to waste money on, this is great (especially seeing as the Earbleeders cost about   600,000).

There. Now float this and we don’t have to make a new thread every mother****ing day. Log in to see images!

Wow… touchy.

I had no idea that new threads angered you so much.

(signed) to make this thread sticky.

Of course, I’ll still keep watch in the Ppwn Shoppe to advise the newbs.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

ShadyPixels Posted:

From what I’ve seen on the internet, emo kids wear glbumes more often than permanoobs and trolls. How come we don’t get any?

I thought forumwarz was supposed to be the internet in game form, not a shallow lie.

This. I bought Earbleeders for my Emo Kid just in case ET finally meets a real Emo Kid and realizes how amazingly appropriate Glbumes are for them. I look forward to being able to equip them!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Bump

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

REQUEST STICKY.

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