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BOYS ARE LAME! (free relationship advice!)
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since apparently Im everyone’s goto for relationship issues, ask me questions and I will tell you how to please your man! |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 7:46PM |
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How do I convince a man to give me BP over the internet with no real life contact? I was the alt of a ****ing fabulous person until The Suspender took me over. U VIEWED MY ****ING DRAGONS fabulous person, NOW CLICK THEM. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 7:49PM |
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Thingysomeone Posted:
promise him pictures of you pleasuring yourself.
be descriptive. |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 7:50PM |
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Will do. Thanks! Log in to see images! I was the alt of a ****ing fabulous person until The Suspender took me over. U VIEWED MY ****ING DRAGONS fabulous person, NOW CLICK THEM. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 7:53PM |
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How can I get Neeko, the most dominant of all the dolphins at my area, to let me mate with him? He is very powerful and beautiful and he mates with any dolphin he wants, but never other males. And never with a manphin. Being a male manphin I would love to mate with him because he is the only dolphin in my area who I havent ****ed. I told him I would jerk off his prehensile male reproductive organ with my prehensile male reproductive organ, but he ignored me. I offered to let him great times on my snout but he ignored me. I told him I just wanted to be friends and then he was just friends with me Log in to see images!
I want his prehensile male reproductive organ in my bum. Please help. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 8:13PM |
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Thingysomeone Posted:
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 8:21PM |
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I’m narcissistic, how do I please myself? Log in to see images! #include <iostream>
int main() { std::cout << “Sup, fabulous persons!\n”; } |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 8:23PM |
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Manphin Posted:
you need to start slow. try mbumaging his dorsal fin and work up. if that fails, try roofies. |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:02PM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2008 10:03PM |
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seldon Posted:
I don’t want a stranger with calluses and hairy knuckles knowing exactly what I want. |
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| Posted On: 11/23/2008 2:34AM |
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Wylin Posted:
then drink until you forget. just be careful, you’re a mean drunk and might knock yourself around. |
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| Posted On: 11/23/2008 12:55PM |
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****es ain’t **** but hos and tricks |
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| Posted On: 11/23/2008 1:00PM |
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| Posted On: 11/23/2008 1:04PM |
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Agent_Orange Posted:
its true, but if you want us to suck that micro-male reproductive organ of yours, you’ll have to treat us right. |
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| Posted On: 11/23/2008 5:06PM |
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| Posted On: 11/23/2008 6:47PM |
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Kilroy8675309 Posted:
honey, I’ve seen your tiny male reproductive organ, and you really need to suck it up and learn to eat woman's genitals if you’re ever going to land a woman. that tic-tac wont cut it. |
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| Posted On: 11/24/2008 11:55AM |
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they talk crap about me behind my back!, they spread lies/rumors on me! always keep ur head up! they try to get me to fight w/other ppl, they try to discourage me & my goals, they try to downgrade me & etc.! bumtt again; i alwayssss keep my head up & i always keep on laughin & smiling at them & i keep on SHINING!! bc i know thier JUST jealous & envious! or bringing me down? or makin me sad? but in reality when u have a jealous envious person doing all these things to u, it actually just becomes a EGO BOOSTER!! a confidence booster & it pushes me to keep doing GOOD! they think thier hurtin me? so no matter what! dont ever let a jealous envious poerson effect u, hurt u, or make u sad! dont ever let anyone see u are hurt or u are stressin or sweating! dont ever let anyone know what bothers u! stay strong & stay shining & stay with that smile on ur face, & that head UP ALWYS!!* dont let a person who is lower than u — effect u! =)
aNd 1 last thing.. . . – never forget that GOD loves u & so does ur family!! =))) & ur family will always be ur number 1 fan, & always be ur bestfriend!! who will always be here for u & never turn thier back on u! friends will come & go TRUST ME! and even guys will come & go, TRUST ME AGAIN lol, but family, is there for LIFEEEE!!
hehe ok im done venting & giving lifelong advice =) im OUTTTTT* love u beautiful!! ♥
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 11/24/2008 10:23PM |
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