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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Because Domination hates me.

Why haven’t I medaled in 4 weeks?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Shii Posted:

Because Domination hates me.

Why haven’t I medaled in 4 weeks?

Because the players are secretly plotting against you.

who is the REAL slim shady?

Viktor_Freeh-
and

Avatar: 103484 Mon Jan 05 22:49:16 -0500 2009

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

AntiRules187 Posted:

Because the players are secretly plotting against you.

who is the REAL slim shady?

The dude I buried last week in my backyard I have no idea. At all. Ever.

Why does I like tuhtles?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Viktor_Freehand Posted:

The dude I buried last week in my backyard I have no idea. At all. Ever.

Why does I like tuhtles?

because you got zombie face paint and went on the news.

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Viktor_Freeh-
and

Avatar: 103484 Mon Jan 05 22:49:16 -0500 2009

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

AntiRules187 Posted:

because you got zombie face paint and went on the news.

Are you ready for a zombie apocalypse? Log in to see images!

What’s the point? Resident Evil(s) taught me that smarmy Americans will always win, anyway.

What happened to everyone else on FWZ?

Femline

Avatar: 124524 Fri Jan 23 03:23:48 -0500 2009

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Erm. No?

Why do I love batting at strings?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Femline Posted:

Erm. No?

Why do I love batting at strings?

because you are awesome.

why do Jackson Pollock paintings look like 5-year old’s drawings?

Viktor_Freeh-
and

Avatar: 103484 Mon Jan 05 22:49:16 -0500 2009

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

AntiRules187 Posted:

because you are awesome.

why do Jackson Pollock paintings look like 5-year old’s drawings?

Because he paints them with living 5-year old children.

Why do people suck?

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Because they have a relatively decent lung capacity.

Do YOU know the Muffin Man?

Tetrominon

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 12 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Nyabe.

Why’d you do it, Joe?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Tetrominon Posted:

Nyabe.

Why’d you do it, Joe?

because Joe can.

Why do cops not like it when I steal their guns?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

AntiRules187 Posted:

because Joe can.

Why do cops not like it when I steal their guns?

Because it comes out of their pay.

Why is this thread still going?

Viktor_Freeh-
and

Avatar: 103484 Mon Jan 05 22:49:16 -0500 2009

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Because it comes out of their pay.

Why is this thread still going?

...Said the one continuing the thread…

Why is it called “chicken-fried chicken”?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Viktor_Freehand Posted:

...Said the one continuing the thread…

Why is it called “chicken-fried chicken”?

because fried chicken fried doesn’t sound as good.

Do midget hookers charge half price?

Viktor_Freeh-
and

Avatar: 103484 Mon Jan 05 22:49:16 -0500 2009

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

AntiRules187 Posted:

because fried chicken fried doesn’t sound as good.

Do midget hookers charge half price?

Depends on which half you’re using…

Is the crazy guy gonna come by later to steal plastic bottles again?

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Viktor_Freehand Posted:

Depends on which half you’re using…

Is the crazy guy gonna come by later to steal plastic bottles again?

oh, those were YOUR bottles? sorry.

why can’t I change the channel on a TV dinner?

Viktor_Freeh-
and

Avatar: 103484 Mon Jan 05 22:49:16 -0500 2009

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

AntiRules187 Posted:

oh, those were YOUR bottles? sorry.

why can’t I change the channel on a TV dinner?

You have to wait until the digital tv change-over.

Do ghosts fornicate amongst themselves?

SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

Viktor_Freehand Posted:

You have to wait until the digital tv change-over.

Do ghosts fornicate amongst themselves?

No they don’t ghost are very decent ‘people’

is fran fat?

Viktor_Freeh-
and

Avatar: 103484 Mon Jan 05 22:49:16 -0500 2009

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

SplodeyDopy Posted:

No they don’t ghost are very decent ‘people’

is fran fat?

Does it matter?

When does Google take over?

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

They already ha[GOOGLE ADS GOOGLE ADS GOOGLE ADS]

Why is all the rum gone?

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