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CLOSED: A Christmas Carol - Forumwarz Style! 12BP up for grabs!
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I’ll be banned for Christmas You can count on me I’ll post shock, and male reproductive organes, I’ll troll in Non-RPG! Tubsweetie will ban me (Every week it seems) I’ll be banned for Christmas You can bet your epeens!
Christmas Eve will find me On the “you’re banned” screen… I’ll be banned for Christmas, It’s as dumb as it seems! It’s as dumb as it seems!
(I’ll be Home for Christmas Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 10:52PM |
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Be dumb, all ye Camwhores, Emo Kids and Hackers! Oh, come ye, oh, come ye to Forumwarz; Come and behold him Born the king of fabulous personry: Oh, come, let us abhor him, Oh, come, let us abhor him, Oh, come, let us abhor him, Eeeeee-vil Trout.
Dumbest, most stupid, Game on the internet, Born of a retard, Every day we come; Dumb ****s On INCIT appearing! Oh, come, let us make captions, Oh, come, let us make captions, Oh, come, let us make captions, INCIT, when you’re bored.
Pwn forums for e-peen, Flame some tards on Flamebate, Change all the avatars of fabulous persons for the lulz! Send cash to Trout Via Paypal: Oh, come, let’s buy some BP, Oh, come, let’s buy some BP, Oh, come, let’s buy some BP, Christ, now I’m poor.
Yay, I have BP! Bought some more this morning; Trout, to thee be money given! Site full of morons, On the web appearing! Oh, come, let’s make fun of them, Oh, come, let’s make fun of them, Oh, come, let’s make fun of them, For-um-warz!
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 11:13PM |
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To the hymn ‘God rest ye merry, Gentlemen’. About 20 minutes work. You bastards asked for this: ...........................................................................
God rest ye merry emo fabulous persons And all you homogays Remember, Trout, our game coder Was born on Christmas day To save us all from K-O-L When we were gone astray O tidings of bum ****ing joy, Bum ****ing joy O tidings of bum ****ing joy ........................................
In East Bum****, in Canada, This blessed noob was born And fapped within his basement Upon this blessed morn To which His Mother she did say Stop loading all that porn O tidings of bum ****ing joy, Bum ****ing joy O tidings of bum ****ing joy ....................................
From Trout our Heavenly Father A blessed mod did come; And unto certain Shepherds Brought tidings to the dumb: Stop shagging all those ****ing sheep Or I will tell your Mom O tidings of bum ****ing joy, Bum ****ing joy O tidings of bum ****ing joy .......................................
“Fear not then,” said the mini-Mod, “Let you not get uptight, This day is born a ****ing noob who will set all things right, To free those stuck in Episode 1 From Satan’s power and might.” O tidings of bum ****ing joy, Bum ****ing joy O tidings of bum ****ing joy ......................................
The players at those tidings it blew their tiny minds, And left their flocks a-****ing with crackers, cheese and wine: And went to Bum**** straightway The Doom of KoL to find. O tidings of bum ****ing joy, Bum ****ing joy O tidings of bum ****ing joy .............................................
And when they came to East Bum**** Where our dear coder lay, They found Him in a bar-room, Where male reproductive organ-heads said ‘him, eh?’; His Mother sadly kneeling down, Unto the mods did pray. O tidings of bum ****ing joy, Bum ****ing joy O tidings of bum ****ing joy ....................................
Now to the Trout sing praises, All you within this space, And with true love and brotherhood Each other now embrace; no homo with this act of course or we kick you in the face. O tidings of bum ****ing joy, Bum ****ing joy O tidings of bum ****ing joy 200KillerWasps edited this message on 11/28/2008 2:21PM |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 11:53PM |
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Another version of god rest ye merry gentlemen
God rest you merry permanoobs and great big homogays Remember eighty emo kids die every Christmas day To save us all from their whining When we just want to play O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo O tidings of pwnage and joy.
In a basement, in Tokyo, This lame forum was born And put up on the internet Upon this wasted morn At which her mother Mary did only Laugh in scorn O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo O tidings of pwnage and joy
From the moderators, a brand new tub-mail came; And unto certain emo kids brought tidings of the same: A mission from some homogay, Raviit Nordstrom by Name. O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo O tidings of pwnage and joy
“Fear not then,” read the tub-mail, “Let nothing you affright, This day is born a forum of a failed camwhore bright, To free all those who trust in Him From Hammer’s power and might.” O tidings of pwnage and joy, homo O tidings of pwnage and joy
The emos upon reading whined much in their mind, And left their suicide notes on top of and behind: The drawers in their basement rooms for their parents to find. O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo O pwnage of comfort and joy
And when they got back on forumwarz Where this new forum lay, They all pwned it in order to earn , Flezz with which to pay; For new tattoos and piercings and unto it did say. O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo O tidings of pwnage and joy
Now to the mods sing praises, All you within this place, For all those noobs got permabanned and now they will embrace; The rules that say you should not play five damned alts every day. O tidings of pwnage and joy, no homo O tidings of pwnage and joy
PS: I *tried* to stay faithful to the original rythm… Lol. PPS: Despite some of these lyrics I’m not a raging homophobe |
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| Posted On: 11/28/2008 12:45PM |
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The following is a rewrite of “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas”.
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I want twelve brownie points for Christmas, Only twelve brownie points will do, Don’t want no scoops, no vibrating dildo toys, I want twelve brownie points to spend and enjoy.
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I want twelve brownie points for Christmas, I don’t think druss will mind much, do you? He shouldn’t have to wait, until judging day, Just give ‘em to me now, that’s the easy thing, okay?
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I can see me now, on Christmas morning, Typing in my name, Oh, what a joy, oh what a surprise, To see my BP’s waiting there!
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I want twelve brownie points for Christmas, Only twelve brownie points will do, No special E-Peens, no rare equippables, Only twelve BP will see my dreams fulfilled! And I think that BP dream about me too!
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Trout says that I would eat them for a snack, But then again, the doctor says I am a diabetic.
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There’s lots of room for them, in my online account, I’d keep them there, and hope and wish for an even larger amount!
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I can see me now, on Christmas morning, Typing in my name, Oh, what a joy, oh what a surprise, To see my BP’s waiting there!
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I want twelve brownie points for Christmas, Only twelve brownie points will do, No special E-Peens, no rare equippables, Only twelve BP will see my dreams fulfilled! And I think that BP dream about me too! Experiment 68471 edited this message on 11/29/2008 10:11PM |
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| Posted On: 11/28/2008 6:44PM |
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I vote for that one ^ cause 7VD got mentioned in it Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/28/2008 8:54PM |
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Now this is the story all about how My I got 12 bp, And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became wiener of a called called A Christmas Carol – Forumwarz Style! 12BP up for grabs!
In forumwarz born and raised On incit where I spent most of my days Screwing out, making posters, losing it all And all shooting some hobo on halo 3 When a couple of of bulletins who were up to no good Started making trouble in my chatbox I clicked on it and my computer started lagging And said “please restart computer”
I pnched my computer for it to work and when I came the firefox said “win 12 bp” and had people posting If anything I could say that this computer god But I thought now forget it, yo home to win 12bp
I pulled up to a forum about seven or eight And I yelled to the mom “The meatloaf” Looked at my forum I was finally there To settle my 12bp as the prince of A Christmas Carol – Forumwarz Style! 12BP up for grabs!
I dont know why i did this |
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| Posted On: 11/29/2008 4:03PM |
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Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin laid an Egg
Give me BP Yes I say Or else I’ll pee on you |
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| Posted On: 11/29/2008 5:09PM |
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| Posted On: 11/29/2008 11:08PM |
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Jingle Bells
Dashing through the forums In a one hit kill male reproductive organSHOT O’er the forums we go pwning all the way Bells on the Emo ring Making flezz tonight What fun it is to troll and pwn An E-peen extension tonight
Oh, Emo bells, Emo bells Emo all the way Oh, what fun it is to pwn In a one hit kill male reproductive organSHOT Emo bells, Emo bells Emo all the way Oh, what fun it is to pwn In a one hit kill male reproductive organSHOT
A day or two ago I thought I’d troll a forum And soon CutiePie12xo Was seated by my side The Camwhore was lean and lank Sexiness seemed her lot We received a ban And then we got upsot
Oh, Emo bells, Emo bells Emo all the way Oh, what fun it is to pwn In a one hit kill male reproductive organSHOT Emo bells, Emo bells Emo all the way Oh, what fun it is to pwn In a one hit kill male reproductive organSHOT
Oh, Emo bells, Emo bells Emo all the way Oh, what fun it is to pwn In a one hit kill male reproductive organSHOT Emo bells, Emo bells Emo all the way Oh, what fun it is to pwn In a one hit kill male reproductive organSHOT
Horrible, I know. Log in to see images! UBERmench edited this message on 11/30/2008 1:33AM |
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| Posted On: 11/29/2008 11:35PM |
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In an effort to win two competitions at once I have constructed ForumWarz themed slash fiction to the tune of the Christmas carol ‘O Holy Night’
This song was ****ing difficult because all the celebrities do their version a little different and choose different words because they’re all stupid woman's genitalsing fabulous persons and I hate them.
Anyway, I used Version 1 from Wikipedia if you’re interested, a lot of the verses still reference their original counterparts.
Sorry about how akward it is to read, it’s being a ****ing whore and not co-operating. . ‘O Sexy bum’ . Oh Sexy bum, FBO is smiling widely, It is the night of protagonists admittance. Long has he waited to finally be accepted, Into the infamous Black Ops bumming gang. The feel of male reproductive organs as they enter into him, At last dawn breaks along with his anal virginity. . Fall on your knees! Stick your bum into the air! Oh scream in pain, as Black Ops brutally rapes you! Oh scream in pain, oh scream, oh bloody pain! . Bruce Bear smiles as THE_**** walks into the room, His male reproductive organs hanging out and it’s already dripping. So led by the light of romantic candles flickering, Here comes THE_**** and his monstrous male reproductive organ. Bruce Bear great timess fast as THE_**** pounds his bum, “Was that good for you?” THE_**** brings down the house. . “DON’T ASK ME QUESTIONS, I DON’T LIKE ****ING QUESTIONS!” Oh Dear Bruce Bear, THE_**** is kicking your teeth in! Oh Dear Bruce Bear, Oh Dear, Oh Bruce Bear! . Welcome to Prison, DrrtyCop, you’ll like it, Meet the other prisoners like Opheliamammary glandsupp. Drrtycop walks over and grabs her by her crotch She pushes her forcefully to the ground. Her fingers plunge into her gaping woman's genitals, Ophelia, she loves it ‘cause she’s a dirty ****! . “Yes, keep fingering me! I love the way it feels!” “Oh orgasm you ****”, DrrtyCop starts to fist! Oh orgasm you ****, oh orgasm, oh you ****! |
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| Posted On: 11/29/2008 11:39PM |
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Good lord… Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/30/2008 1:05PM |
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Guys, I love the feedback you’re giving me. Seriously, I didn’t expect this much interest in something I thought to be silly. Wow, I guess you really wanted that BP huh? Log in to see images!
I have to reject a few entries, could you be one of those omitted? Check your entry and edit it to verify the following:
1: It is based on either a Christmas carol or a Christmas themed song 2: It states what the song is based upon
It’s not too late to go back and modify your entry now, but keep in mind that after December 10th, I will ask a Moderator to lock the topic and begin the voting process. If your entry is not acceptable by then, it will be permanently omitted. Thank you for your time. |
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| Posted On: 11/30/2008 4:10PM |
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this is a medley, the first is set to the tune of house of the risin sun, then go tell it on the mountain, then father christmas
o little game of forumwarz, how still we see thee lie above thy deep and balanceless sleep, players pbum ye by yet in your dark forums shineth an everlasting light the money and jeers of one sad year are met in thee tonight
O holy child of evil trout descend to us we pray cast out the **** and enter in a game worthy of play we hear the creators say, with great glad tidings tell pay 10 bucks, abide with us, episode 2 will make all well
let make this **** swing yeah?
GO! TELL IT ON THE MOU-OU-TAINS over the hills and everywhere GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUUUTAINS that episode 2 is born
While players kept their patience after reaching level 10 Behold ET’s announcement that the boredom would soon end
GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS over the hills (OVER THE HILLS) and everywhere GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS (OH YEAH) that episode 2 is born (IT IS BORN)
The players donated and smiled, but now they do exhort (THEY DO EXHORT) It had no difficulty and it was way too ****in short (TOO ****IN SHORT)
GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS (GO TELL IT) over the hills and everywhere GO! TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAINS over the hills and everywhere (EVERYWHERE BABY)
When I was a player (WHEN IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAS A PLAYER) I played both night and day (I played this game) I hope OH I HOPED this game would help me Waste my time away
I made me a character (OH A CHARACTER) Sometime before the fall (PROBABLY AROUND JUNE) But now I’m barely a player I don’t use my visits at all (DON’T USE THEM AT ALL)
now lets shake it up sweethearts
when i was small i believe in quality though i knew it was a fad i would get hung up in dumb **** waste some time and id be glad
but the last time i played forumwarz i stood on flamebate’s muddy shores the posters sucked and the jokes were lame some were from ED, but we know who to blame
we said: Father Evil Trout, give us some substance don’t mess around with stupid epeens well leave your bum if you don’t hand it over we want to stay so don’t make us get mean save all this male reproductive organ, for your 12 year old chick
don’t give my brother extra forum visits don’t give my sister her streak back even though you caused these **** ups we don’t get an inch of slack
You say: User base, give us some money We work so hard, don’t make us peeved User base, give us some money Everything might be better with Ep 3
We give you a job cause you need one But now you got ****ing mouths to feed But if you want to, give me mod status So I can scare all the kids on the streeeeeeeet
have yourself a merry, merry Christmas Have yourself a good time But remember the player need something Or else they’ll just **** and whine
And I say: Everybody, shut the **** up there’s no room for tired old jokes you make good players leave and rip off original folks save all the memes, man, for 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 CHAN
a vicious indictment of all of forumwarz and festive holiday fun! |
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| Posted On: 11/30/2008 11:11PM |
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Based upon “The Night Before Christmas”: — — ‘Twas teh night before pwnage, when all through the webs Not an emo was whining, not a camwhore with crabs; The spider was running by here and there, In hopes that new moar.files will bring me welfare; — The mods were all resting in their mom’s flats, While I was uploading FBO to their threads; And all ****ing users and their ****ing friends, Could all settle down for a long downtime naps, — When out on the webs there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed, laughed at their worried chatter. Away to the door then I flew like a flash, To pick up some **** that I could sell or stash. — And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The sound of loud and familiar “woof!” As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the chimney Bruce Bear then came with a bound. — He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old fabulous person, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself; A wink of his eye and his pierced male reproductive organhead, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; — He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, Of what then did happen I’d rather not talk, But later that night he sneak back on his toes, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose. Silence edited this message on 12/01/2008 11:48PM |
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| Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:19AM |
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Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree (revamped)
Pwnin’ around the Forumwarz tree There’s a compo on the go. Slightly less fun than the lemonparty But I vent it all on Doctor O.
You will get a scrotum seizing feeling, when you hear Flames that are baiting, calling you a wally Deck them all whilst drunk on Stoli!
Pwnin around the Forumwarz site-ee Have a scoop or take some drugs. Everyone’s INCIT’in homosexually Copy-pasta beneath some mugs
Pwnin around the Forumwarz trolls Dodgyin great times from racist brothers. Runnin’ Scriptblock, avoiding Rickrolls Having sex with all their mothers.
You will get a Sildenafil citrate feeling when you see Emos and Camwhores in all their folly Kick their balls whilst drunk on Bolly!
Pwnin’ around on the Forumwarz tree Have a drunken holiday The pace is better than over at /b/ And there’s no ****in CaturDAY!..(fade through ****y saxophone) |
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| Posted On: 12/02/2008 5:13PM |
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(the title of the song is Jingle Bells)
Pwning all forums, Winning domination, Checking out crazy careers, Their payload is a ton.
Now i’m level 35, Got a new E-peen, Now I post this song And hope to earn that 12 BP!
Oh, forumwarz, forumwarz, You are so awesome, I’ll be on Christmas Day, And I will say **** off i’m on forumwarz today!! AntiRules187 edited this message on 12/02/2008 7:23PM |
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| Posted On: 12/02/2008 7:18PM |
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-In an attempt to up the ante here, my song is taken from Rankin-Bbum’ “The Year Without a Santa Claus”... it’s the song that the Miser Brothers sing.-
I’m just a cute girl, I like to show skin, I give the emos the thought that there’s hope again They call me Camwhore, wherever I go The boys all want me to blow And I can’t say no! |
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| Posted On: 12/03/2008 12:07PM |
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To the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”:
I’m trolling your threads I’ll crash your whole site When the server’s dead I’ll lol all night Forumwarz is coming to town
I’ve pwned Denture Chat And S.P.C.A. too, When I’m done with that I’m coming after you Forumwarz is coming to town
Get my stuff fixed by Bruce Bear, and Hope I’m not raped by THE_**** Blow up that nuclear power plant And then go on internet trial for it!
Ooo, improve your security And your firewall too My e-peen will be Firin’ mah lasers on through Forumwarz is coming (Or did I mean to say great timesming) Forumwarz is coming to town! |
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| Posted On: 12/03/2008 12:17PM |
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Based on Good King Wenceslas (last line of each verse is emphasized if it is multiple notes on just one word; also, apostrophes were used unceasingly by old style poets to make words fit, and I’m taking my revenge on old poetry thusly).
Me myself & Evil Trout, were a roundly thinking And what we decided was, that the nets were stinking “Rightly they are full of ****” said Trout to the me “What doth stinking less than them? Seven week old pee-EE-ee.”
So we thought what we should do, to correct this error, When it right occurred to us, to make some Forums Warriors, “Surely when it’s said and done we’ll have an ind’f’t’g’ble c’rp’r’t’‘n!” “Only thing to stop us now, is our lack of mot-’VA-tion.”
So we made this site you see, each and every day, And then Evil Trout asked I, “What if it is gay?” “Don’t worry my poor servant, dear; fear for justly nothing, The more they train for our cause, longer grow their e-EE-peen.”
So then Evil Trout was out, of a monopoly, Because I’d come up with it, but wanted half the money, So he drugged me & raped me, ‘least that’s what he said, Merry Christmas Forum Warz, I hope you end up dea-EA-d. Axon edited this message on 12/04/2008 4:39PM |
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| Posted On: 12/04/2008 4:36PM |
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