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Axon

Avatar: Emo Girl 3
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Level 35 Emo Kid

Tickle Me Emo

Based on Good King Wenceslas (last line of each verse is emphasized if it is multiple notes on just one word; also, apostrophes were used unceasingly by old style poets to make words fit, and I’m taking my revenge on old poetry thusly).

Me myself & Evil Trout, were a roundly thinking

And what we decided was, that the nets were stinking

“Rightly they are full of ****” said Trout to the me

“What doth stinking less than them? Seven week old pee-EE-ee.”

So we thought what we should do, to correct this error,

When it right occurred to us, to make some Forums Warriors,

“Surely when it’s said and done we’ll have an ind’f’t’g’ble c’rp’r’t’‘n!”

“Only thing to stop us now, is our lack of mot-’VA-tion.”

So we made this site you see, each and every day,

And then Evil Trout asked I, “What if it is gay?”

“Don’t worry my poor servant, dear; fear for justly nothing,

The more they train for our cause, longer grow their e-EE-peen.”

So then Evil Trout was out, of a monopoly,

Because I’d come up with it, but wanted half the money,

So he drugged me & raped me, ‘least that’s what he said,

Merry Christmas Forum Warz, I hope you end up dea-EA-d.

Axon edited this message on 12/04/2008 4:39PM
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