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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I’ve always heard it’s not funny to pick on kids with disabilities, but I think I’m going to anyhow.

This pic made me think of you:

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I’m not sure which of the various things messed you up kid, but you have problems. Lead paint chips? Mommy drop you? Just born of incest? I dunno. I’m not sure why you even try to talk because it’s normally just crap that spews out. I’ve never thought someone should have a helmet on to use a computer before you.

Try to learn a joke, or at least think of something smart to say and you might earn a point or two in my book.


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
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Level 35 Troll

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

should have just left it at the title, promising thread but Log in to see images!

Yeah, possibly but the original point still stands. He’s far to mentally challenged to entertain us in any way except if he posted vids of him violently running to the end of his leash with his helmet on.


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Douchous Min-
imus

Avatar: Blood Cells
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[The Douche]

Level 23 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

A+++ Thread would read again.

The art about needing a leash was clbumic.

You guys make such great jokes.

Too bad that’s all you guys are, jokes.


Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Douchous Minimus Posted:

Too bad that’s all you guys are, jokes.

Zing! Wow, I’m reeling from that one! Did you forget your box of props CarrotTop?


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Douchous Max-
imus

Avatar: Chugging Beer
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[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

i iz a monstrous homogay fine upstanding member of society-fabulous person

I’m just so proud of you, you made a thread about me, and attempt to be something more than just an idiot with too much time on his hands.

*sniffle* MY BABIES GROWING UP!


Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

I’d post here to say something bad about you, but you’d just start thinking I’m an actual girl again and make your pathetic camwhore “jokes” again and get so frustrated with your virginity again that you might hurt yourself, and I don’t want to do that. Oh, guess I do actually.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

I wish I would’ve given Wyrd one million upvotes.

~Brainfreeze~

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Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Hi guise, wut’s goin on in this thread?


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Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

Wyrd Posted:

I’d post here to say something bad about you, but you’d just start thinking I’m an actual girl again and make your pathetic camwhore “jokes” again and get so frustrated with your virginity again that you might hurt yourself, and I don’t want to do that. Oh, guess I do actually.

Sup ****?


Time for a good ole three finger salute. t(-.-t)

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

itt: fail trolls

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Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

You know, since this thread is about me and all, I think its time for some decorations. I’m thinking a nice pastel, and…oh who the hell am I kidding, its a brainfreeze thread. There’s really only one subject at hand…

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^To you uneducated mbumes, that’s about what all your posts amount to.

Maximum Douche edited this message on 11/21/2008 5:47AM

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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I LEFT THIS ****TY GAME

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

FalconFour Posted:

itt: fail trolls

DON’T WORRY DOUCHE, FALCONfabulous person HAS YOUR BACK! YOU ARE SO LUCKY!


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Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

Wylin Posted:

DON’T WORRY DOUCHE, FALCONfabulous person HAS YOUR BACK! YOU ARE SO LUCKY!

Go back to sucking male reproductive organ dude, at least you get paid more for it.


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

You know, I used to think brainfreeze had some potential for win, you know, backing JB and all… but now… I see Maximum Douche is right.

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SENSELESS CIRCLE JERKING

AHOY!


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

FalconFour Posted:

You know, I used to think brainfreeze had some potential for win, you know, backing JB and all… but now… I see Maximum Douche is right.

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SENSELESS CIRCLE JERKING

AHOY!

Aw, I was going to leave you out of it since you’re just a frienemy but if you want I could probably find it in my heart to troll you some too ..

I’m still very happy for douche you came to his rescue! I didn’t know what a hero you were!


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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Wylin Posted:

Aw, I was going to leave you out of it since you’re just a frienemy but if you want I could probably find it in my heart to troll you some too ..

I’m still very happy for douche you came to his rescue! I didn’t know what a hero you were!

Actually I think JB is cool too. I even thought you were cool until you started bashing on innocent people like Maximum Douche.

Seriously, look at that name. “MAXIMUM DOUCHE”. And his other creative alts. Name alone, worth some lulz. Posts, always full of lulz.

Start bagging on someone like Angry Hobo, that posts nothing but ANNOYING ANNOYING ****ING ANNOYING fabulous personRON 3050 BLEEEEHHHH bumHURT bumHURT ALLCAPS… him, or Nicco. They could both use some more gratuitous bashing.


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Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

Wylin Posted:

Aw, I was going to leave you out of it since you’re just a frienemy but if you want I could probably find it in my heart to troll you some too ..

I’m still very happy for douche you came to his rescue! I didn’t know what a hero you were!

Seriously, lets examine how much Brainfreeze fails toady…

Wyrd Posted:

I’d post here to say something bad about you, but you’d just start thinking I’m an actual girl again and make your pathetic camwhore “jokes” again and get so frustrated with your virginity again that you might hurt yourself, and I don’t want to do that. Oh, guess I do actually.

Now a true troll would have taken advantage of the fact that I was hitting on them, and drawn me out for some good old fashion lulz. Instead, you act like a fukwit and end up blowing your cover. Way to be a bad trap man. Next time get the implants and stop using padded bras.

As for Wylin, well wylin’s never been funny. However I love the extent of his whoring for JB, it extends far more than anything. Did he steal your precious anal beads Wylin, is that why you’re such a fabulous person for the JB male reproductive organ?

Oh, that’s right, the stupid Klan E-Peen that JB is going to Toxx on, THAT’S why you’re acting like a 13 year old in a porn shop. Got it, you’re a peen whore.

Considering you absorbed Snobby, I’d say its indicative of your clan, but I don’t want to insult NataliePetrov because despite being bumociated with you fabulous persons, she actually is a cool person.

Really, the true lulz is that you absorbed a failing Klan, and nwo that cancer is in your ranks. You got teh AIDS, and now you’re gunna die.

I give your little circle jerk self help group a week before Fran chokes it.


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

FalconFour Posted:

Start bagging on someone like Angry Hobo, that posts nothing but ANNOYING ANNOYING ****ING ANNOYING fabulous personRON 3050 BLEEEEHHHH bumHURT bumHURT ALLCAPS… him, or Nicco. They could both use some more gratuitous bashing.

All of JB’s enemys will get to taste their punishment.. You just keep sticking up for them, I dunno if they want your help but you might earn yourself a nice male reproductive organ sandwich for it.


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Maximum Douc-
he

Avatar: 64815 Fri Nov 28 03:51:29 -0500 2008

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

I love speedos and speedos love me. Also, male reproductive organ.

Wylin Posted:

All of JB’s enemys will get to taste their punishment… I’ll just keep making bad threads, I dunno if it’ll help but it might earn myself a nice male reproductive organ sandwich.

Fixed and QFT!

Maximum Douche edited this message on 11/21/2008 6:07AM

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