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Contest [CLOSED] CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!?

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Beavis-Dragon Posted:

I love JB soooo much! He’s the whole reason I wanted to be a proud member of Brainfreeze.

Because your love alone is not enough? Log in to see images!

PacShady

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I’m a psychology student. I can pwn people in REAL LIFE by making them think of how horrible and pathetic their life has been, while they curl up in the foetal position in a corner of a dark room, lonely, wishing to take the pain away, but after I’ve hidden the razors so they can’t do **** all but take it like a **** Log in to see images!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Johnny Mac Posted:

Because your love alone is not enough? Log in to see images!

Touché.

seldon

Avatar: 4309 Thu Feb 12 14:32:35 -0500 2009
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 36 Camwhore

I fellated my dog once... it was salty but I liked it.

Actually, the members of Brainfreeze each love JB more than anyone can possibly, but combined our love resonates into a harmonic construct allowing for near miracle-level acts. We as a klan promise that we can and will spontaneously heal and or summarily destroy anyone JB chooses, simply with the mbumive crushing power of our combined love for him.

notameme

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

*laughs at JBs new avatar* Log in to see images!

Edit : damm, it got changed again Log in to see images! notameme edited this message on 11/15/2008 12:25AM

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Honestly JB, this contest is so fresh and hopeful, ameliorating the tedium of the insipid trolls that dominate flamebate these days. It’s really quite inspirational; you have shown me once again why I love this game and why I love this community and why I love you JB. I don’t care whether I win or not; I’m really just glad to be here. No matter how far I am from your brilliance, I feel as though you’re right here next to me, the gems of your kind and comical wisdom guiding the clicks of my mouse and the strokes of my keys.

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Zi

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

seldon Posted:

Actually, the members of Brainfreeze each love JB more than anyone can possibly, but combined our love resonates into a harmonic construct allowing for near miracle-level acts. We as a klan promise that we can and will spontaneously heal and or summarily destroy anyone JB chooses, simply with the mbumive crushing power of our combined love for him.

Sometimes a number of people cannot bring down some targets.

You need a specialist… such as myself. Think James Bond.

nevkick

Avatar: 16052 Thu Dec 04 03:36:13 -0500 2008
32

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Supports nuclear holocaust in the form of clan love.

Think nuclear holocaust in the form of clan love is more like it.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

nevkick Posted:

Think nuclear holocaust in the form of clan love is more like it.

So that’s it! You want to nuke JB! Fiends!

Fatquack

Avatar: Fatquack's Avatar
30

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Not JB, we love him, but his enemies will be nuked.

eaglewing

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

For a free episode 2, I’d be friends with the guy who wrote my ED page.

Rastanarchar-
ismarx

Avatar: Rastanarcharismarx's Avatar
21

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I will be your best friend!

1. I’m an ED admin of 2 years so I’m lulzy AND reliable

2. As an ED admin, if anyone disrespects you I can write an article about how wrong and ****ty they are. I wrote half of the current forumwarz article.

3. I’m a girl

4. I’m not fat like fran, and have posted proof before (ask any ED admin).

5. I’m a second year psychology student so can diagnose any latent mental illnesses

6. It’s my 21st birthday this week, your friendship would be a great present.

7. I’ve never said anything against you and have no bad feelings toward you.

8. The Australian dollar is very low right now so BPs cost almost twice as much as they used to and I would like an alt some day.

9. I’m not “Trying to make a reputation for myself” JB haters would probably just call me your ****. BUT I DON’T CARE!

10. Log in to see images!

Be my BFF?

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

It seems JB has been absent for quite a while, I wonder what he’s doing =/

Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

shrtcat Posted:

It seems JB has been absent for quite a while, I wonder what he’s doing =/

I hope he’s OK, should I call the hospital? I’m worried.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

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seldon

Avatar: 4309 Thu Feb 12 14:32:35 -0500 2009
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 36 Camwhore

I fellated my dog once... it was salty but I liked it.

zomg I lub my new sig!

Log in to see images! seldon edited this message on 11/16/2008 2:18AM

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

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Fatquack

Avatar: Fatquack's Avatar
30

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

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