And how is crap like this even possible?

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen_length

That’s a level 2 hacker with a 36” peen length!

WTF?

Yes, I have already posted about it.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/17256

The whole system is a big bug! I’m up to 42 Peen, and have seen nothing but decreases in this idiotically calculated peen length!

Can you tell I’m ****ed off, I used to really like wasting my time here in pursuit of E-Peen. I’ve donated a lot of money for the simple pleasure of collecting Peen, it sucks to see that end.

“New feature has unexpected bugs at launch – In other news at 11”

Seriously most new things on FWZ have bugs initially as ET doesn’t always get the coding right the first time. With any dynamically resized attribute there are bound to be some problems with initial implementation. Chill out and wait.

you post in an unforgiving place

coreyjess Posted:

You guys really aren’t helping me release my frustration, you know.

Whiny ****es is another place, though.

Wait, there’s more! Inevitably since ET has capped the peen at 13.0” your peen will hit a high point and then shrink as long as *anyone* is ahead of you with peens you don’t have, and as long as anyone behind you gains new peens! It’s actually pretty funny that JB was talking about how he wanted a solution that would keep everyone from having the same peens, but I’m pretty sure the system behind this lends itself to pushing everyone towards the average over time.

From what I understand about the mechanics, the rarity of the peen directly impacts how much length it offers and the number of players who have a peen has an impact on it’s rarity. Unless a fixed value has been bumigned to every peen possibility, peen value will slide based on how many players have any given peen. The more time pbumes, the more players will get any one peen and the less it will be worth. The only ones that should remain fixed or go up are those that are retired (or were one shot things), as players go inactive, as some inevitably will those peens should increase in value.

You’re a collector hon, just go on collecting it’s all good.

Raepdog Posted:

Requesting Move To Whiny ****es we already have like 5+ Threads for this and 1 Official one. Theirs been some balances lately, it will stabilize in a week.

Agreed, this should have been in whiny ****es from the start.

Sorry.

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Looking into it…

Makes sense. The bigger your ego is about having so many e-peens, the more you want overcompnensate for your lack of length. Not trolling, just a in-game reason?