Fingerz Posted:

The illegal Mexicans would, of course, quickly fill the void left behind when the Africans went back to Africa. LOL.

The mexicans left when our economy went to ****. sure there are still a few around but not like there used to be.

PatchTheDarknut Posted:

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GAME.

Granted, but nobody gives a **** about the rules

I wish Britney Spears was never born

I wish to be able to wish for something that won’t be corrupted.

Granted,but a commet falls on your head killing you instantly

I wish for world peace

ezek Posted:

Granted, the worlds became over populated, ran out of resources and youve starved to death

I wish i had a really awesome hat

Granted, but the guy it originally belonged to kicks your bum and takes it back.

I wish I was getting a blowjob right now.

Robok Posted:

Granted, but it is your mom who’s giving it to you.

I wish I had a lot of money.

Granted, but your printing press blows up and you end up bankrupt.

I wish I knew what 2 wish for.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Granted, but what you decide to wish for is Tylenol.

I wish I’d anticipated the Mom joke my last wish got me.

Granted, now its a 50 year old male homo with aids sucking your male reproductive organ

I wish for nothing

Funkyjumperman Posted:

granted, but now this counts as something.

I wish for a bigger TV.

Granted, but it’s so heavy it falls through the floor and breaks.

I wish someone would post mammary glands in this thread.

Melankay Posted:

granted..sadly they’re man mammary glands Log in to see images!

I wish I had 7BP

Granted, but the nameserver crashes and your account is lost before you can use them.

I wish I worked for CrotchZombie.

Melankay Posted:

<why doesn’t anyone play this anymore??I find it fun>

wish granted..the only problem is they’re real zombies(might not be funny..just bumping the thread)

I wish..the nameserver wouldn’t crashLog in to see images!

Granted, but you get b& for getting 7Bp illegally.

I wish I was famous.